In A Battle Of The Pop Stars, Whose Promo Image Wins: Miley Cyrus or Katy Perry?
Matt Bomer responds humbly and adorably to a fan-based petition for him to replace Charlie Hunnam in 50 Shades. Because Matt is always adorable, and 50 Shades is not. (ET Online)
If you feel like crying today — and I’m totally with you — here are 28 moments that prove that dreams do “sort of” come true. (Buzzfeed)
If looks are any indication, then Gina Gershon should nail the role of Donatella Versace. Gershon even pulled a Brando by stuffing her lower lip full of cotton. (People)
Vin Diesel doesn’t give a fuck about Batman, and neither do I. There, I said it. (Videogum)
Angelina Jolie got on a damn airplane with all six of her children and flew from Los Angeles to Australia. Just give the woman a humanitarian award for not losing her mind in the process. (Lainey Gossip)
In totally unsurprising news, Nikki Finke would really like Jay Penske to give her back her website. Did anyone ever believe that Nikki could still write for Deadline and not be her own boss? Finke simply can’t work with other people since, you know, she hates everybody. (Vulture)
In contrast to the try-hard variety of Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball” single promotion (above), I should prefer this promo artwork for Katy Perry’s Roar because it’s kind of retro-cool. Unfortunately, Katy’s music kills my ears, so I don’t have a dog in this fight. (DListed)
John Cusack’s accused stalker says the angels speak to her. Perhaps they even tell her to hold a boombox outside Cusack’s window. (TMZ)
Hollywood has decided to remake The Island of Dr. Moreau again. (Slashfilm)
Miley Cyrus called a paparazzo a “c—t” and then bragged about it on Twitter. She’s so hardcore. (Celebitchy)
Dustin reveals that Damon Lindelof was super bummed about the critical reception of the “Lost” ending. He says something about taking a sh-t on George R.R. Martin’s doorstep. Good plan. (Warming Glow)
Why do our best ideas come to us in the shower and while vacuuming and/or exercising? Science may have an explanation. (Mental Floss)
Does anyone still collect Pokemon cards? One of the rarest is going for $1000. (Kotaku)
I absolutely adore this photo of Karl Lagerfeld holding a figurine of himself holding a little Choupette. (Go Fug Yourself)
Paula Patton doesn’t seem to care about Robin Thicke’s butt-grab blonde at all. This continued coupling it truly mystifying. (Page Six)
Here’s a video of Steve Buscemi reading tweets about himself. It only works for the Buscemi factor.
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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)