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If You've Never Found Rashida Jones to Be Ungodly Sexy, You Will Now

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | September 20, 2012 | Comments ()


It's officially Unofficial "Parks & Recreation" Day here on Pajiba and, to celebrate, we have beautiful naive sophisticated newborn baby Ann Perkins looking like a thousand bucks. I've never really gotten the appeal of Rashida Jones but, uh, dunk her in some grease and I guess I'm fully on board. Mine is obviously a very refined palate. (Buzzfeed)

And though I obviously don't know any of the ins and outs of the Poehler/Arnett split, I'd like to say that Amy looked ridiculously great on The Tonight Show and no matter what happened in their relationship it's safe to say that somewhere along the line Will Arnett made a huge mistake.

I'd be tempted to have a druid-themed party just so I can have an excuse to put this inflatable Stonehenge in my backyard. Beards and robes and orgies for everyone! (Design Boom)

They're going forward with the Mary Poppins biopic (aka the PL Travers biopic, but you people don't know who the f*ck that is so carry on) and Emma Thompson has been cast as the lead. Here's hoping it's more Stranger Than Fiction and less Nanny McPhee. (TMS)

Do you believe Mitt Romner dyed his face brown in order to court the Latino vote? I'm more inclined to think he forgot to count Mississippilessly. Per (Gawker)

On the flippity flop of that particular Mittastrophe are these new albino smurfs who will be making their debut in the upcoming sequel. Nightmare fuel? I think so. (io9)

Speaking of the stuff that bad dreams are made of, have you bought your copy of Cabin In The Woods yet? No? WHAT KIND OF PAJIBAN ARE YOU? Well, the kids over at FSR listened to the commentary so you don't have to. (But you should.) (FSR)

Because it's not fair if I show you a greasy Ann Perkins and no male eye candy, here is the delicious Javier Bardem thankfully not sporting the blonde hair he'll be wearing in the upcoming Bond flick. (Celebitchy)

Speaking of eagerly anticipated films, I could not possibly be wound any tighter waiting for the release of Les Miserables. Happy Chrismukkah to me! H/T to nosio for this fantastic in-depth look at the actors singing on the set. Suspiciously we don't hear a single note from Crowe... (Bleeding Cool)

And where would you rank the many loves of Don Draper on Barney Stinson's Crazy/Hot scale? I dunno, I'm inclined to put the current Mrs. Draper at #1, but Dustin thinks otherwise. (WG)

Finally, all the talk of Aimee Mann yesterday made me want to share this sketch from the fantastic Minnesota show WITS with you. In it Mann and dapper podcaster extraordinaire Paul F. Tompkins compete in a movie-themed game called Clash Of The Hollywood Weirdo Titans. If you get bored early on and don't make it to the theme for EMU ATTACK*, it's your loss.

*A Bradley Cooper Production

Joanna Robinson has a thing for hair. This explains her crush on Tami Taylor and her indifference towards the follicularly challenged (but otherwise delightful) Ann Perkins.

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  • BlackRabbit

    Does anyone know if the Cabin In the Woods moviebook is good? I'm tempted to buy it along with the film.

  • UnderTheDark

    Hell, that's not a Smurf, that's a FEEGLE!

  • BiblioGlow

    Oddly enough, they are not blue enough to be either Smurfs or Feegles. It's a pity, because if they made a kids movie featuring the Nac Mac Feegles....with Neil Patrick Harris...

  • L.O.V.E.

    Note to self: buy wife those shoes.

  • John W

    Thanks Pajiba I almost forgot tonight is the return of P & R.

    Amy is so too much...

  • "Have you bought your copy of Cabin in the Woods yet? NO? WHAT KIND OF PAJIBAN ARE YOU?"

    The kind that didn't buy into the overblown hype of The Cabin in the Woods? It's ok, not great, and the office scenes before any monsters are unleashed are better than everything that comes after. Even the stuff that impressed me on first sight was played so broadly and labored on so long that it shifted from great concept to pure intellectual masturbation.

    But don't let me stop you from evangelizing a horror film with some thought behind it. Stay the course.

  • John W


  • I got shamed by you people into seeing and loving Zombieland. This time, the opposite happened. Tongue in cheek/meta horror is kind of my thing. I thought it was overplayed here.

  • Steph

    'pure intellectual masturbation'

    What? that film was aimed directly at my inner ten year old. I was too busy grinning gleefully at all the awesome monster stuff to be thinking about anything.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Wow. Amy Poehler does look rocking. All of it - awesome hair, lip, dress (with just a touch of sassiness), shoes...I'd steal the whole outfit if I didn't look terrible in bright red lip and yellow.

  • Natallica

    She's totally nailing the "eat your heart out, ex hubby" look. The yellow dress is indeed divine

  • firedmyass

    Why, Ms. Poehler... godDAM!

  • I want to see all the movies in that last video. It is weird I'm more familiar with Aimee Mann through her various works with comedians than her music?

  • rumcove

    Oh Ann, I do want to spank your bare behind to release the crazed vixen.

  • Forbiddendonut

    Thanks for that header pic, Joanna. Between that picture of the crying Paris Hilton and Honey Boo-Boo Chile's snot rockets, I was finding it very difficult to continually re-visit Pajiba today (as is my normal wont).

  • zeke_the_pig

    Yep. Balance restored. And then some.

  • Funky_Brewster

    I actually found out today Rashida Jones went to Harvard and got a lady boner.

  • SabrinaHatesDisqus

    Label whore.

  • Ah. Bachelor's or Master's?

  • mrcreosote

    Is a Lady Boner an advanced degree, or a specialty like abnormal psych? Also I want to see that mortarboard.

  • Zuffle

    They're not albino; they're totally Caucasian. So we'd better get some smiggers in the threequel. Not that I'll ever watch any of the fucking things, naturally.

  • Brent Reichenberger

    Ann, you beautiful tropical fish.

  • lowercase_ryan

    That banner pic...jesus, sexy freckles...

  • JoannaRobinson

    jesus, sexy freckles

    WHO TOLD YOU MY PORN NAME? (it's pronounced hay-zeus)

  • What kind of classless actress puts a comma in her porn name?

  • Maguita NYC

    It's not a comma...

  • Which makes it even ickier.

  • lowercase_ryan

    hay-zeus sescy freckles?

  • Snath

    They're announcing the new season of WITS soon, and I'm determined to go this year at some point. I would have killed to be at the Neil Gaimon show.

  • Samantha Klein

    I'm going to choose to believe (and you should join me, J. Rob) that they are withholding Crowe's singing because it will be the surprise of the film. That's partially a lot of optimism, yes, but at the same time, we all know Hathaway and Smarmy McSmarmerson can sing because they never fucking shut up about it. People will be unsure about Crowe, and if he does a good job, as I am hoping he will, it'll blow everyone out of the water.

  • Vi

    I suspect Crowe will be alright. I mean, everyone they've cast so far, can sing. Hell they didn't even leave Eponine's role to a standard actress. If Crowe was really bad, likely he wouldn't have been cast.

    *fingers crossed*

  • KatSings

    That's an interesting theory. And one I hope is true, because he's the vocalist I'm most afraid is going to completely fail. As an actor, he'll do brilliantly with the role, but I cannot wrap my brain around him singing it. So I'm hoping you are right, and they are holding it as an awesome surprise, and not, what I fear, which is that they are holding it because he is terrible.

  • Samantha Klein

    Admittedly, I'm a huge fan. I'm a little worried, but I'm choosing to have faith in the filmmakers and in his own work ethic. I really do think it's going to be ok.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    That was my impulse too.

  • Huh. Is it just me or does the chica smurf look like Selena Gomez? Or sumthin'

    Also, I haven't viewed the link yet, but I can only hope the inflatable stonehenge is 18" tall.

  • BWeaves

    It's lifesize (the Stonehenge, not the smurf) and I want it in my backyard.

  • Groundloop

    Good to know that it's life size. I was worried we'd have to change the choreography.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Where the banshees live and they do live well.

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