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By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | January 24, 2012 | Comments ()


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So I don't know if you've noticed, my little chickadees, but, for the time being, Dustin and I are going to try trading off linking duties. Don't worry, you'll know it's me by the smutty photos labored puns. Let's get to the links! First off, for you Facebook users, some of you already achieved Timeline and now the rest of us are having it thrust upon us. Mandatory roll out starts today, brace yourselves for change. (TechCrunch)

Okay, listen, I'm prepared to believe a lot of things, but I am not ready to accept that the Speed bus jump was impossible. Keanu Reeves knows physics! Here are nine other "Implausible Movie Stunts." (Shortlist)

But we all know the plausibility of a movie scene doesn't matter too much if it's backed by a good score. Here is a celebration of 8 Epic Movie Scenes And The Music That Made Them Great. (Unreality)

Speaking of epic, check out the brass cojones on this all-female construction team. They built some barracks in the freezing mountains of Afghanistan. . in record time. (LA Times)

And, while we're on the subject of tough chicks, I have to express much love for "Dexter"'s Deb Morgan. I didn't watch this last season, so my opinion of her remains unsullied. And that's why I'm actually rather pleased that she and her brother-husband Michael C. Hall may be reconciling. (Evil Beet)

And, to balance out that luscious header photo of Jennifer Carpenter, we have this photo spread of soon-to-be-Oscar-winner Jean Dujardin looking dapper as all f*ck. (Tom&Lorenzo)
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Speaking of Oscar nominees, just in case it escaped your notice, "Community"'s Jim Rash is now "Academy Award Nominee, Dean Pelton." (Uproxx)

Ahhhh, "Academy Award Nominee," one of Hollywood's favorite combination of words. Outside of Hollywood, however, here are the "100 Most Beautiful Words In The English Language." Well, it's somebody's list. Did your favorite make the cut? (Deshoda)

Speaking of words, Chris Dodd may want to eat his. After threatening to withdraw financial support from politicians who opposed SOPA and PIPA, the MPAA president is being accused of, well, bribery. (CinemaBlend) In fact, there's an official petition on the White House website to investigate Dodd. Um. How easy is it to get an official petition on the White House website? Can I submit a petition about the fact that there are some places in the world where you can't buy Diet Coke? Because that is an INJUSTICE and it will not stand. (White House)

Speaking of world travels, check out this incredible website of a woman who has made it her mission to photograph the oldest things on the planet. Oh, sure, a lot of it is, essentially, moss. But it's still cool. WHERE IS MORLA? (Rachel Sussman)

And, who wants to join me in my world travels as I attempt to participate in all these 10 of these Cult Literary Traditions. Which should we do first, friends? Smooch Oscar Wilde's tomb or help judge the Ernest Hemingway lookalike contest? (Flavorwire)

Oh and this? This is the best way I've seen someone handle a cell phone interruption. String section'd, yo. (BBC)

And, finally, via Pinky from Hot Ink, comes Bon Joviver. Now, I love Bon Iver, but this is hilarious.



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