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If You Vote, Alison Brie Will, I Promise,* Snuggle You Like This Kitten

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | November 6, 2012 | Comments ()


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Alright my little Elephants and Asses, I don't care how you vote (I do) I just care that you vote (that is also true). So if the polls are still open where you are and you HAVEN'T voted, then get up off your bum and go do so. The links will still be here when you get back. As will Ms. Brie and this kitten.
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If Annie and the kitten don't glaze your donuts, then maybe you'll enjoy these On The Road premiere photos. Witness the light of Amy Adams' effervescence being sucked into the black hole of Kirsten Stewart's sulk. And then bask in the joy that is Nick Offerman.
(MovieLine)
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And while we're on the subject of Kristen Stewart, her former co-star, the lovely Dakota Fanning, speaks out against you and your judgey judginess. Yes. YOU. JUDGER. (Celebitchy)

Here's the first look at Ken Watanabe in the Japanese remake of Unforgiven. I can only guess this is revenge for A Fistful of Dollars. (TwitchFilm)

The new Leonardo Da Vinci show portrays one of history's most creative and talented men as a sex-crazed action hero. Yup, that looks about right. Well done, Starz. (WG)

It's fitting that one of my favorite columns, Scandals Of Classic Hollywood, should run a piece on Ronald Reagan this Election Day. (The Hairpin)

Britney Spears is getting a book deal with Harper Collins. A tell-all? Some sort of trashy biography? NO. A NOVEL. F*CK OFF. (CinemaBlend)

Need to get that bad taste out of your mouth? May I recommend a slice of Back To The Future cake? (TMS)
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Everyone always threatens to move to Canada should the election not go their way. A) Stupid, stupid idea. That nation has lost complete control of their vowels. B) Have some more imagination. Move to one of these terraced pools instead. Their gorgeous enough to make you forget your political heartbreak. (The World Geography)

This delicate note from a record exec who worked with Miles Davis' cracked me right up. "Please advise." That's how I SHOULD have responded to that Britney Spears news. (THR)
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And to calm your nerves while you wait for the election results, here's the lovely Pixar short "La Luna." See, your blood pressure is going down already.

*That's a campaign promise and, as such, does not count.







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  • lowercase_ryan

    We need a caption contest of sorts. A blurb contest for the Brittney Spears novel. Sweet jesus I want to hear what these wonderful people come up with.

  • Quatermain

    That Da Vinci show looks like one of those shows that critics hate but audiences love. Which means that every so often you'll see a fist-shaking piece somewhere on the theme of Why Is This Still On The Air!? Those are always fun to read, if only because they illustrate how few people ever step outside their own heads.

    Also, people in general need to stop saying "If ______ wins/loses, I'm moving to _______" It makes you look hysterical and stupid, especially since you never follow through. Personally, there is nowhere else I'd rather live, even if democracy's pendulum does occasionally swing away from me.

  • BlackRabbit

    I hate hate hate to do this but...."Their gorgeous enough to make you forget your political heartbreak."...It should be "They're".
    Sorry sorry. It's like a disease.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    That is a hideous cover shot of Dakota. Glad it's the UK version and I won't have to see it on newstands.

  • John W

    Please Advise. The title of my new blog....

  • John W

    That's MR Judgey J. Judgington, if you please.

  • Ooh, ooh! "La Luna" played before "Brave" and it was goddamn GORGEOUS. I was in awe and almost crying from how beautiful it was. The music was flawless. It's the kind of thing you're glad to watch on a huge screen.

  • I'm gonna judge Dakota Fanning for being so stupid as to think that anyone gives a shit about anything that she says, ever.

    "Bitches Brew" is the name of my future autobiography.

  • e jerry powell

    They'll think you're writing about Miles Davis, no matter what. It's that iconic.

  • jon29

    Canadian: "Say 'roof'."
    American: "Ruff."
    Canadian: "That's what I'm talking aboot."

  • e jerry powell

    You straight boys can have all the Triple Cream Brie you want. I'm taking the kitten.

  • Kati

    I cannot be the only one who finds the sugar skull groom's cake to be even more attractive than the BTTF cake...

  • kushiro -

    The cry of the celebrity: "If I do something positive, give me publicity. If I do something bad, respect my privacy."

  • Tinkerville

    Brave was a little disappointing when I saw it earlier this year, but La Luna alone was worth the price of admission. Pixar shorts always deliver.

  • Slash

    I would read a book by Britney Spears if she actually wrote it. It would no doubt read something like "Bertney" via The Superficial. But of course, she won't be writing a book. Some poor ghost writer will be doing it. Hopefully he/she will get a fat payday out of it, at least.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Must ... Not ... Stare ... Into ... Eyes ... of ... Alison ... Brie ... And ... Kitten

    (Runs outside and adopts 6 kittens. Names them 1. Alison 2. Brie 3. Annie 4. Edison 5. Trudy 6. Campbell)

    Ahh, dammit!

  • Wednesday

    Good thing there were only six or Ms. Brie would have to find more work.

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