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If Trump Really Wants to Piss Off/Motivate Liberals, This Would Do It

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | May 9, 2017 |


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I feel like I want to be best friends with Zendaya. I mean, she always looks adorable and maybe she could give me some fashion tips. But also, I want to just ride around in the car and sing or even lip sync with her. She has the moves with Bruno Mars’ “24K Magic”, but she has Erykah Badu’s “Tyrone” DOWN! - (Lainey)

I don’t know how true this is, or if it will actually come to fruition, but Dan Scavino — the scumbag White House director of social media — is apparently going to share audio of Hillary Clinton’s concession phone call to Donald Trump soon. That’s not going to backfire at all, dipshit. I mean, right now, Democrats are furious. This would make some of us fucking feral. (Yahoo)

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream and BEES! It’s free cone day and also save the bees! (You can do both.) - (Haagendazs)

I’m somewhat disappointed in the lack of Kentucky Derby fashion coverage. Maybe no one really turns out for it anymore? I don’t know. Tangent: What I DO know is that I happened to be driving through Louisville, KY on the Friday evening before the Derby and could not figure out why there was so much damn traffic and then it suddenly occurred to me that it was Derby Weekend and then I was super mad that I didn’t have a FABULOUS hat to wear in the car. My husband just looks at me when I say these things and thinks I don’t have an understanding of how giant hats in cars do or don’t work, but I don’t care. I wanted an ENORMOUS HAT. Like this Robin Meade person. I don’t know her, but I enjoy her ensemble and hat! - (GFY)

So, here’s my question (it’s rhetorical; you needn’t feel compelled to try to get inside this woman’s mind): When you make hundreds of thousands of dollars, or maybe even millions of dollars, and you’re on TEEVEE, and also people goddamn HATE YOU, why do you think you can get away with hiding your earnings from the IRS? They will always get you, Loud Yelly Dance Teacher Woman! - (Dlisted)

The FCC is looking into Stephen Colbert’s jokes about President* Trump from last week. It sounds like a big deal, but is it as bad as it sounds? - (The Mary Sue)

LITERALLY the only reason I’m linking to this is because it will undoubtedly bring up a discussion of other stupid baby names, which always amuses me. We’ll start it off with Bristol Palin’s new child’s name. Could be hillbillier. Maybe. - (Celebitchy)

WOW! I threw my head back laughing one time and smacked it on the wall, but this? This is, well, this is like, XTREME LAFFING! - (Uproxx)

Have you ever wanted to see Michael Fassbender breakdance? Well now’s your chance! - (oohlo)

Some of the best Cannonball Read reviews reveal the internal life of the reviewer. Faintingviolet first read J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban during a difficult time in her life. Thirteen years later, her reread is enriched by having survived. Have you ever reread a book that spoke to you during a tough time in life? (Cannonball Read 9)



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