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If I Were Ryan Gosling, I'd Totally Date Myself

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (26)



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Good morning starshines. The earth says hello. Last weekend in a post-Wedding, post-Open Bar, post-Journey haze, my friend and I thought we saw several shooting stars but were worried we were hallucinating under the influence of Steve Perry. Turns out it was the beginning of the Perseid Meteor shower which was at its brightest early this morning. You can still catch some meteors this weekend, my amateur astronomers, in the glare of the full moon. (Wired)

Meteor showers are so jaw-droppingly gorgeous it’s almost enough to make me believe in a higher power. Almost. The tempestuous Ms. Paddydog sent me this adorable piece called “God’s Journal.” It’s all about the comments, folks, and about how you vultures are never satisfied. Aw, I still love you. (New Yorker)

Speaking of The Creator of Worlds (emphasis on Worlds), here’s a discussion of a multiple worlds theory. Or, rather, the Our Universe Is A Giant Lie theory. Whatever happens, I want to end up in the universe that has Pacey. FRINGE JOKE! That’s right, I watched “Fringe” instead of “Breaking Bad.” It was time Pace-ily spent, thank you very much. (Discover)

Speaking of Giant Lies, I wish this “cake” were one. It’s made of bologna, cream cheese and, DEAR FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, spray cheese. And you’re supposed to serve it with wine. I may vomit EVERYWHERE. (Gojee)

PALATE CLEANSER! Here is a round-up of the nation’s best cities for ice cream. Is yours on here? We here in the Bay Area have TWO entries. Suck on our artisinal desserts, everyone else. (Yahoo)

Oh, Ryan Gosling, your love is better than ice cream. If you haven’t seen Crazy Stupid Love yet, I gotta say, it has my stamp of approval. Gosling is lethally charming. He’s also rather dear in this “Esquire” interview. Especially his weird love of candy. (Celebitchy)

Speaking of candy, think of the most harmless thing. Something you loved from your childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy you. Look they made a plushie out of it! (Geek Alerts)

While we’re on the subject of the paranormal, that mysterious goo that was plaguing an Alaskan village? TURNS OUT IT’S EGGS. What’s the over/under on our government just nuking that entire town? You know, on account of pod people…I may have seen too many movies. (NPR)

I know I’ve already linked to the Wild West version of these Star Wars action figures, but the fellow who made them has a whole series. The WWII version is my favorite, but the samurais are also pretty amazing. (Sillof)
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Listen, kittens, if you thought that photo of the Nevermind baby all grown up was scary, check out these images of Kurt Cobain’s daughter Frances Bean. First of all, she’s absolutely beautiful. Secondly, HOT DAMN I’M OLD. (Heidi Slimane)

The good folks over at Blastr have, in reaction to the all the Anne Hathaway/Catwoman nontroversy, come up with a list of controversial comic book casting that turned out jim dandy. Hunh, I thought the Ed Norton Hulk was universally hated. No? Just me? Okay. (Blastr)

Speaking of biochemistry (the Hulk is a biochemical creation yes? no? right?), did you know that there are entire sections of your brain that do…WE DON’T KNOW WHAT. This article talks about one that shuts down every time you do an activity but goes active when you’re at rest. It’s your second thoughts, and they’re freaking me out. (Psychology Today)

Okay, this story of a gay man who is being deported and can no longer care for his sick husband? It sort of made me cry with anger. (SF Gate) So let’s have a look at this video of a soldier telling his fellow officer (or, likely, subordinate…there are a lot of “sirs” being tossed about) that he’s gay. The reaction? Heart warming.

And, finally, here is a video preview of a new “How To Train Your Dragon” stage show. The dragon puppet looks phenomenal.

Joanna Robinson is a bit of an idiot and forgot to make note of who sent her which link. If you were a contributor today, please do take ALL the credit in the comments section. She implores you.









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Comments

Holy crap, Frances Bean is gorgeous. Not sure why I'm surprised.

Posted by: Slash at August 10, 2011 1:33 PM

"Buy a high quality pre-packaged bologna (I used Oscar Mayer here)"

What? I mean...WHAT THE HELL?! When has that ever...I've never...just...no. Absolutely not.

Posted by: Scully at August 10, 2011 1:35 PM

I would eat that bologna thing. Not if it was made with Oscar Mayer, but yeah. I'd eat it.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at August 10, 2011 1:40 PM

That's what she said.

Posted by: mswas at August 10, 2011 1:51 PM

Frances Bean, you stop that smoking nonsense RIGHT NOW, young lady! (yep, I'm old).
The video of the soldiers was awesome, thank you!

Posted by: Jami at August 10, 2011 1:57 PM

I wish there was something that could be done for that poor couple. That SF Gate story just broke my heart today.

Posted by: nix at August 10, 2011 1:57 PM

Everyone knows the Hulk turned green from GAMMA radiation! You're such a girl!

(::hair twirl:: --JR)

Posted by: logan at August 10, 2011 1:59 PM

Fracis Bean is 1) gorgeous 2) destined to play Neil Gaiman's Death and 3) going to ruin the life of every man she gets involved with.

The worst part -- among many, many terrible parts -- of Daredevil was that it absolutely wasted Michael Clark Duncan's Kingpin.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at August 10, 2011 2:15 PM

What's with the dolls and the religious imagery interspersed throughout those photos? Artsy creepiness.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 10, 2011 2:20 PM

Posted by: Scully at August 10, 2011 2:23 PM

God's Blog was amusing.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 10, 2011 2:24 PM

H/T to mswas for proving that a well-deployed use of even the most tired joke can be absolutely hilarious!

By the way, a musical Stay Puft Marshmallow man is cool, but I have a Tickle Me Freud. Sadly, there is not Teutonic tone in his titter.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 10, 2011 2:29 PM

Tempestuous?

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 10, 2011 2:34 PM

I'm not sure how you'd classify the Hulk's origins. Biophysics? Gamma radiology? (Medical radiation specialists are called radiologists right?)

My sense of the general opinion on Norton's The Incredible Hulk is that it was good, but not great. As my friend would say, at least he fought another giant monster in that one, and not a fucking cloud.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 10, 2011 3:07 PM

I liked how God's blog had spam. Obviously invented by Satan, and the people who disseminate spam are his minions.

Posted by: Slash at August 10, 2011 3:25 PM

I make a "cake" out of meatloaf and mashed potatoes one time for my Mom. It had two tiers. My sister-in-law "frosted" it while I made different colored mashed potatoes with food coloring which we used to put little flowers all around it. Then I wrote "Happy Birthday" on the top with ketchup. She fuckin' loved it.

Also, we had a little extra meatloaf that we put in a muffin tin and topped with mashed potatoes to make little meatloaf petifores.

I like food that looks like other food.

Posted by: pissant at August 10, 2011 3:30 PM

I am feeling doubly old re: Francis Bean pics because of how old she is and because my initial reaction was "She'd be so pretty if she got the hair out of her face," meaning that my transformation into my mother is nearly complete.

Posted by: chipwitch at August 10, 2011 4:28 PM

I was eight years old when Frances Bean was born.

I still feel old.

Posted by: Aislinn at August 10, 2011 5:24 PM

R2D2 looks like one of the WWII era Daleks/Ironsides.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 10, 2011 5:36 PM

Well, now I know for certain that my plan to lure Ryan Gosling into my van is definitely going to work. Awesome!

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 10, 2011 6:55 PM

We make a dish for parties that has spam mushed with cream cheese and then top it off with pineapple jelly. You eat it with ritz. It's DEE-LI-CIOUS!!

And I am so getting that puft marshmallow man.

Posted by: MissRos at August 10, 2011 7:54 PM

I refuse to believe that bologna cake tempted any vegetarian back to the dark side. If anything it would have the opposite effect.

I'd totally go back to meat if I knew how my grandmother made her hamburgers, though. Damnit, Grandma, why did you never write anything down? Best burgers EVER.

On the subject of gross food, I saw someone make a Kitty Litter cake once--crumbled spongecake in an actual (new--like it makes a difference) litter pan, with tootsie rolls. That's when I realized there was no God.

Posted by: DeadBessie at August 10, 2011 10:30 PM

I so want that dragon out the front of my house!

Posted by: Sage at August 11, 2011 12:30 AM

Spam is disgusting. Period.

I was 21 when Frances Bean was born. AND I DON'T FEEL OLD AT ALL! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

Posted by: Anna von Beav at August 11, 2011 9:08 AM

Effectively, China is run by the equivalent of a board of directors, very intelligent people, with the chairman of the board elected by the other board members to a four year term of office, with a focus on economic performance. If the first term is judged successful, the chairman can be elected to a second four year term, but no more than that.

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Posted by: Spiral wound gaskets at September 30, 2011 10:07 AM