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I Think Ian Somerholder Is About To Eat Grumpy Cat

By Courtney Enlow | Pajiba Love | March 12, 2013 | Comments ()


GOOD. Get him off my news feed already. /decidedly Grumpy Cat response

Hi chumlies. Did you know that there's a Sliding Doors universe in which Timothy Olyphancypants starred in Practical Magic instead of Go? Because in real life he got fired. On one hand, thank Godtopus because we have him in Go. On the other hand, I REJECT THIS REALITY because now I'm picturing him dancing around a table and loving every second of it. (Uproxx)

The Vatican owns a big gay bathhouse. I'm good with this. (NYDN)

Ever think, "Spotify is just not understanding my delicate snowflake brain and anticipating my moods?" Don't worry. Because these headphones will. They will actually read your mind and play a mood-appropriate song. (Geekologie)

Longing for the days when MTV played nothing but videos? TOO BAD, YOU'RE OLD AND DEATH AWAITS YOU. But for those of us who reject sweet death and still desire videos, we're in luck. Vevo is going to give us just that. (AdWeek)

This love letter between two gay WWII soldiers is making it rain on my face. (Upworthy)

Ever wondered what it would look like if Tim Burton made "Game of Thrones"? Well, now you have your answer. (Unreality)

Even more likely, ever wondered what it would look like to see lobsters having sex? I KNOW YOU HAVE, YOU PRE-VERT. Well, now you have your answer. (BoingBoing)

How good is this lawyer? So good that his ad runs next to his own mugshot. Some might call it an ad-fail. Depending on what kind of market he's trying to reach, I call it an ad-win. (AdFreak)

This is Tom Hardy holding a pitbull puppy / your emotional genitals. (Celebitchy)

"A New York City police officer was convicted Tuesday of charges he plotted to kidnap and cook women to dine on their 'girl meat'." (Salon)

Finally, meet the new Old Spice guy. He doesn't have the abs, but he does have the bite. Mr. Wolfdog is Old Spice's first non-human Chief Director of Marketing. Boom. You've been seduced by his marketing.

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