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I Can't Be The Only One Who Thinks Michael Caine Looks Like Yoda

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (40)



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Hey there Pajiban cats and kittens. Did you know that before he hit the big time, our overlord Seth was in a band called Vaz Hoil? Did you know they had a song called Luv Spackle? Did you know that because I love you, I’m going to let you listen to it? (Vaz Hoil)

Sometime in the past (fine, yesterday), I said that I was not a comics person. I’ve made one exception and that’s for Joss Whedon (Fray, the Angel comics and Buffy Season 8). Comics still don’t resonate with me, and this motion comic of Buffy even less. Now the characters not only look wrong but sound wrong. (Fear Net)

WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO BLOW UP YOUR LADY BITS! 1-2-3-4! (CBS Minnesota)

A) He shot first. B) He’s rocking the G and the L but could use a little work on the T. He’s Greedo the Guido. (Deviantart)

I used to have a job answering querulous and batshit complaint emails. I wish I had had the Chutzpah of the 1974 Cleveland Browns. And this, right here, is probably the closest this link wench will ever get to a sports story. (Deadspin)

I warned you that I like trailer mash ups. “Don’t cross the dreams.” (Geekosystem)

Ever longed to write a truly dreadful novel? I mean, something that would make Dan Brown look like Faulkner? Have you considered the genre of Romance? In case you’re not tempted to click on this link, the novel under scrutiny is called “Unicorn Vengeance.” I mean, come on. (The Pitch )

You know how Oprah is forever yodeling about her favorite things? I’m beginning to feel Oprah-esque in my yodeling. “The Onion” and I really want you to check out DOOUG BEENSOOOON’S POOOODCAAAAST. Really, it makes me ugly laugh. Click through to page two. (AV Club)

One thing Dustin did when he was running the P. Love beat last week was let us know about discounts and deals. My broke as a joke self rather appreciated that. So did you know that Amazon is selling the Blue-Ray editions of The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, and The Neverending Story on the cheap? Also, did you know that if you take the Fireys, the Skeksis, or the G’mork you have the lead villains of all of my childhood nightmares? (Amazon)

Okay, I’ve never credited CNN for their sharp sense of humor, but do yourself a favor and click through this entire seemingly boring slide show. Sly punchline from the reputable news site! (CNN)

All I know about Chick-fil-A I learned from that Ben Folds song (we don’t have them in my neck of the woods). Oh, also, they are very likely homophobic. Somewhat. Maybe. It’s complicated. (The Advocate)

The Huffington Post has gathered NASA’s most stunning photos of 2010. I can’t tell you how hard it is to believe some of these shots are real. (Huffington Post)

I loooove impressions. Do you love impressions? The go-to impression here in the states is Christopher Walken, yes? Kevin Pollack, Jay Mohr and many others knock that one out of the park. In the UK, apparently, the go to impression is Sir Michael Caine. Here’s a clip of Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan from their show “The Trip” wherein they compare their Caines (unintentional euphemism!).



Here, however, is a true master. May I present, Michael Caine doing Michael Caine.


Joanna Robinson was stunned the other day to find out that Michael Caine’s given name is Maurice Mickelwhite. You can email other lamentable names (Archibald Leach comes to mind) to godtopuswept@gmail.com









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Comments

Coogan!

Posted by: klingonfree at January 7, 2011 1:05 PM

This is where you and I must throw down Oh-Divine-Link-Queen. Michael Caine is a TREASURE and he must only be spoken of with reverence and gratitude and adoration!

Don't make me hunt you down.

Posted by: Cindy at January 7, 2011 1:09 PM

Posted by: Jay at January 7, 2011 1:09 PM

Cindy only got it half-right.

Posted by: Jay at January 7, 2011 1:10 PM

I think I might grind some coffee and watch "The Ipcress File".

Posted by: Jay at January 7, 2011 1:17 PM

Archibald Leach comes to mind

Yeah, but Cary Grant wouldn't have been the same with that name.

BONUS: It was also John Cleese's name in A Fish Called Wanda.

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at January 7, 2011 1:20 PM

Ha ha! That dildo bomb* story is great. When your obligatory "He was always so nice" comment comes from the liquor store you can tell this guy has always been a winner. Never mind the kick-ass mullet.

*Dildo Bomb- Just barely too late for the best band names list.

Posted by: Paultera at January 7, 2011 1:21 PM

It's true. We all do impressions of Michael Caine. And Tommy Cooper.

Youtube - Sir Anthony Hopkins doing Tommy Cooper

Posted by: Simon at January 7, 2011 1:22 PM

Chick-fil-a, why do you torture me? First there are a lack of your chicken nuggets and waffle fries in New York City, and when I'm finally in Atlanta where I can enjoy you, you're closed on Sunday, and now I find out about your involvement with some creepy "sanctity of marriage" event? Get your shit together.

Posted by: Dorothy Snarker at January 7, 2011 1:25 PM

The images over at HuffPo are stunning. Thanks, Joanna.

Posted by: Jadine at January 7, 2011 1:25 PM

Fezzes are cool, Simon.

Posted by: Jay at January 7, 2011 1:29 PM

I didn't realize it wasn't a well-known fact that Chick-fil-a is owned by some radical Christians. I interviewed for a job there in high school because it somehow became the cool place to work. The guy asked me about my religion during the interview, to which I replied that I was Catholic but didn't go to church much. I didn't get the job.

Also, my sister-in-law worked at one and the back break room was full of copies of that Left Behind book series.

Posted by: elizabeth at January 7, 2011 1:34 PM

Typical Akroners.

Posted by: Natalia at January 7, 2011 1:40 PM

Michael Caine is the shit.

Posted by: Chickaboom at January 7, 2011 1:43 PM

I love Michael Caine. The work he did as Gandalf was spot on.

Posted by: superasente at January 7, 2011 1:46 PM

It's a lot of fun to say things in Oprah's May Favorite Things voice. It could make you excited about anything.

"And everyone in the audience gets...FREE ENEMAS FOR LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!"

On a completely different note, a friend of mine once told me that the Hubble takes pictures in black and white (or grayscale or something) and are colored later. How fun would that job be?

Posted by: L4NkYb at January 7, 2011 1:51 PM

YES! Doug Loves Movies and the Nerdist Podcast are THE BEST!

Oh the hours I've wasted listening to those wonderful, wonderful people.

Posted by: ChristianH at January 7, 2011 1:54 PM

P.S. That "dildo bomb" story took place in Waseca, MN, coincidentally where my ex-girlfriend lives. Not saying I would do the same thing, nor do I condone that guy's actions, but if his ex from Waseca is anything like mine, I suppose I can see where he's coming from.

Or at least where he got the idea. *Ugh*

Posted by: ChristianH at January 7, 2011 2:04 PM

On a completely different note, a friend of mine once told me that the Hubble takes pictures in black and white (or grayscale or something) and are colored later. How fun would that job be?

Posted by: L4NkYb at January 7, 2011 1:51 PM

I know a gentleman involved with such work. He loves the hell out of it. He works with Spitzer data, but the effort is much the same. You may have seen this pretty interesting analysis he released last year, "What Will the Constellations Look Like in 50,000 Years".

Posted by: lubeg at January 7, 2011 2:26 PM

WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO BLOW UP YOUR LADY BITS! 1-2-3-4!

It's okay. No one was hurt, so we don't have to think about death and feel sad and stuff.

Posted by: branded at January 7, 2011 2:57 PM

WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO BLOW UP YOUR LADY BITS! 1-2-3-4!

It's okay. No one was hurt, so we don't have to think about death and feel sad and stuff.

Posted by: branded at January 7, 2011 2:57 PM

At least no one's blowing up...right now.

Posted by: ChristianH at January 7, 2011 3:11 PM

I'm still trying to figure out how desperate a girl needs to be before she accepts sex-toy gifts from an acrimonious ex. How did he imagine that scenario playing out?

"I know I could never satisfy you, but here's something that might."

Posted by: Three-nineteen at January 7, 2011 3:21 PM

Hubble takes pictures in black and white (or grayscale or something) and are colored later.

Pretty sure it (and other big scopes) takes b/w images at several wavelengths, using sensors that are most sensitive at those wavelengths. Each wavelength is then 'printed' in a different color. So, for instance, they print the infrared image in red ink, and the ultraviolet or x-ray in blue ink, and combine them. That's a 'false color' image. 'True color' would be two or three b/w images at visible wavelengths, each printed at more or less the color produced by those wavelengths. Maybe it's hard to get them superimposed correctly, but someone isn't sitting there colorizing pixels by hand.

Posted by: BentJohn at January 7, 2011 3:31 PM

aack! i was scrolling down thinking "she better have embedded that clip from the trip."

you never disappoint.

purseburrito, out.

Posted by: stopthemadness at January 7, 2011 3:39 PM

At least no one's blowing up...right now.

Like... with jetpacks?

Posted by: branded at January 7, 2011 4:15 PM

I bet they broke up because HE PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR!

Posted by: ChristianH at January 7, 2011 4:25 PM

"if his ex from Waseca is anything like mine, I suppose I can see where he's coming from."

*rimshot*

Posted by: psy at January 7, 2011 4:51 PM

Evidently, Caine can also do a mean impression of Michael Palin.

Posted by: dsbs at January 7, 2011 5:25 PM

Well, sex toy guy looks like he's dirt poor and lives off welfare. That being said, can't we just cause an accident for the guy and make sure he doesn't ever populate the gene pool?

Posted by: Lordninja at January 7, 2011 7:04 PM

Evidently, Caine can also do a mean impression of Michael Palin.
Posted by: dsbs at January 7, 2011 5:25 PM

I can't begin to conceive of what that would sound like.

Posted by: ChristianH at January 7, 2011 7:15 PM

Terry Allen Lester is the salt of the earth.

I meant the scum of the earth.

Or, if Terry Allen Lester's life had a face, I'd punch it.


Posted by: MelBivDevoe at January 7, 2011 7:20 PM

I need help.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at January 7, 2011 7:21 PM

He reportedly told his ex that she'd hear two clicks. The first would be him hanging up the phone. The second would be him pulling the trigger.

P.S. True story, my favorite part of that news piece (don't know if they mention it in that link) is that he wrote "Christmas Present" on the top of the box.

Posted by: ChristianH at January 7, 2011 7:27 PM

Han shot first.

Posted by: csb at January 7, 2011 7:28 PM

I would bang Micheal Caine like a screen door in a hurricane.

Posted by: TWoP_Fan at January 7, 2011 8:43 PM

Today, my friends, I am proud to be a Browns fan.

Posted by: greer at January 7, 2011 9:51 PM

Joanna: I was exposed to comics in the same way: Joss. Fray, to be precise. Then Buffy S8. (I didn't care for After the Fall).

I branched to Y:The Last Man (Brian K Vaugh, the guy who wrote the AWESOME Faith arc "No Future for You.") Then Brian's other stuff (also amazing).

Then Joss's Astonishing X-Men, which, even though I knew none of the X-Men mythology was incredibly entertaining and engrossing.

Then I was on to Robert Kirkman's "The Walking Dead," which is incredible. Then his "Invincible," which is fun, but in my opinion not spectacular.

Then some "Ex Machina," and "All Star Superman" then "Transmetropolitan" and Neil Gaiman's "Sandman" and Alan Moore's spectacular "Watchmen" and "Swamp Thing" and for the love of God, "V: For Vendetta."

Point is, Joss was a gateway drug to a whole world of amazing.

Posted by: Vince Noir at January 8, 2011 12:05 AM

I wasn't interested in the motion comic of Buffy to begin with, but holy crap was that awful. I've always liked comics, but not nearly as much as some people around these parts. I'm an idiot child by comparison.

Those NASA pictures were lovely.

And Greedo didn't shoot at all.

Posted by: Uda at January 8, 2011 5:58 AM

Harry Palmer Lives!

Posted by: idleprimate at January 8, 2011 9:21 AM

Frampton Comes Alive!

Posted by: ChristianH at January 8, 2011 11:29 AM