Hugh Jackman Gives Amanda Seyfried A Birthday Lap Dance. Well, Wouldn't You?
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Hugh Jackman Gives Amanda Seyfried A Birthday Lap Dance. Well, Wouldn't You?

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | December 6, 2012 | Comments ()


I know we all thought the long national Twilight nightmare was well and truly over. But, ah, if this sparkling vampire baby doll doesn't give you night terrors, then there's something deeply broken in you. (FilmDrunk)

Speaking of dead things, The National Post has an insanely detailed break down of every on-screen death from AMC's "The Walking Dead." I didn't include the whole infographic because of massive spoilers, but I thought you'd like to see an example of the overall design. Which is pretty sweet. (National Post)

If you didn't have enough nostalgia this morning with the "Freaks and Geeks" reunion photos, Dustin gives the "Party Of Five" cast the ol' "where are they now?" treatment. Oh, Lacey Chabert, you will always be my favorite Mean Girl. (WG)

Dig, if you will, some overhead shots from the Macy's Thanksgiving parade. Unless, of course, you're too good for photos of Kermit humping 6th Avenue. (Laughing Squid)

Both Judd Apatow and Star Trek fever are at an all-time high. So enjoy this select image from the recent Gallery 1988 tribute to Apatow.
(Gallery 1988)

Threadless has a great sale on today for cheapish hip, hip, hipper than thou t-shirts. Get them for the Portland branch of your family. (Threadless)

Coach Taylor calls bullsh*t on the Friday Night Light movie rumors, although he doesn't actually say bullsh*t. He just gives the rumors a stern, disapproving look and they slink away in shame. (Uproxx)

Kate Upton is more covered than usual for her first "Vogue" cover. Personally? I'm a fan. She's got such a lovely face. (Celebitchy)

Speaking of kissable faces, what do you think of this bacon shaving cream? I think you think I've found you the most perfectly Swansonable Stocking Stuffer. (Consumerist)

This ad campaign for a Cape Town newspaper is pretty damn adorable. (22 Words)

Is Mary Poppins a Time Lord? All evidence points to yes. (Geeks Are Sexy)

And Hugh Jackman (or, as my pops oh-so-cleverly calls him "Huge Ackman") gave Amanda Seyfried a birthday lap dance at a recent screening of Les Mis. Given that he plays her adopted father in the film, I hope he kept his jazz hands to himself. (Vulture)

Finally, if you're not watching "Suburgatory," you might have missed this fantastic Friday parody last night. Oh, Dalia Royce, you absolute treasure.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Ozioma

    You know who else is a Time Lord? Mrs. Frizzle from The Magic School Bus.

  • .

    I'll see your bacon shaving cream and raise you the Nutella hot chocolate I had yesterday.

  • John W

    You're never going to escape Twilight, never! First there'll be the prequels where we learn how the shiny vampires became shiny...and we'll have to put up with all the casting news....then there'll be more sequels...and we'll have to sit in suspense to see if Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison will be back..and then there will be more novels...and more conventions....and more reunions....then..then...there'll be the reboots..and more casting news and will Stewart and Pattison make cameos in the reboots and then February will roll around....

  • Natallica

    I like Kate Upton too. She seems like she actually eats carbs from time to time. Did you know she was a pretty good equestrian when she was a kid?

  • Kballs

    I've got a horse she can saddle!! . . . ride me hard and put me up wet!!! . . . donkey punch!!!!! . . . pony express!!!!!!! . . . I'll be her stallion!!!!!!!!!! SO MANY HORSE JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ,

    Why drag SJP into this?

  • Leelee

    This photo of the actress who plays Dahlia blew my mind - look how pretty!:

    (I'm too tired to try and make the link look nice, my apologies)

  • DarthCorleone

    That zombie graphic is fantastic.

    At its best, Party Of Five was much better than Dawson's Creek.

  • Slash

    I can't figure out whether Dalia is dumb or just plays dumb.

  • Luke Anthony Matthews

    Haha, Dalia was always the best part of 'Suburgatory'.

  • Sirilicious

    I've been wondering to drop this series after dad got with Dahlia. Not because of who she is, but the complete lack of chemistry between them and him smiling benignly idiotically through any shared scene.

    It's getting too cookie cutter sitcommy, or somesuch. And i appreciated it for not being that.

  • 724wd

    you mean dallas. dahlia is the daughter. for me, dallas and dahlia are the worst part of the show.

  • Sirilicious

    Ah yes, Dallas.

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