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Hugh Jackman Does Gangnam Style With Wolverine Claws, Tears The Internet To Shreds

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | October 17, 2012 | Comments ()


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In "all your heroes are liars" news, Lance Armstrong (while still denying any doping), has stepped down from running the Live Strong organization. Lewis Black had a great take on the situation last night on "The Daily Show" but why make "Deny Strong" bracelets when you can just scratch out the "v" on your old "Live Strong" ones? (CinemaBlend)

Awww, I'm sorry, I know some of you don't like to hear about the besmirchment of your sports heroes. To make it better, here's a sports hero of our youth, Tony Hawk, being downright adorable with Louie CK. (Laughing Squid)

If you love Claire Danes as Carrie Matheson on "Homeland," you'll love this supercut of her magnificent cry face. If you hate Claire Danes as Carrie Matheson on "Homeland," you'll love this supercut of her magnificent cry face. (Vulture)

I'm a little surprised by the inclusion of Glen Duncan's werewolf book on this "Highbrow Halloween Reading List." As my, much older and much classier coworker informed me, "there's, ah, Joanna, there's a lot of butt sex." (FlavorWire)

Speaking of good writing, however, let's all do a little squirmy happy dance at the news that a new Neil Gaiman "Doctor Who" episode will be on our screens this year! (Bleeding Cool)

And for those of you who can't wait for the new companion to make her (re) debut, check out this adorable, pint-sized Oswin cosplay. Someone is WAY ahead of the curves. (TMS)
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Would you pay money to see Nick Offerman naked? I...I wouldn't. (Vulture)

The Biebs has signed on as an Adidas spokesperson and while I don't really care for him, his music, or his golden booties, I think the promo photos are f*cking delightful. (Celebitchy)
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Dustin hated last night's episode of "Sons Of Anarchy." I loved it. I may need to throw down...with a snow globe. (WG)

Afternoon movie quiz! Can you identify all these film faces in space helmets? Helpful hint: 1/4 of them are Keir Dullea (Things)

Uhhhhhh, this here is the scariest damn scarecrow I've ever seen. (Neatorama)

You can love "The Simpsons"...but should you LOVE "The Simpsons"? (Fashionably Geek)
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Hugh Jackman and Psy do the Gangnam Style thang on the set of Wolverine. This is the first time I've actually enjoyed a Gangnam Style video.

Finally, this chica right here is being touted as "the new Rebecca Black." I wasn't aware we needed one of those.



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  • There's nothing wrong with the Gnesa track that can't be fixed with autotune, surely? And maybe some lens flare on the closeups to hide the pimples. Obviously a bit of money was spent on his clip, so why didn't they spring for autotune? Maybe it's deliberately bad, and a teaser for an ad campaign? I'd google her name but she's not worth it.

  • Guest

    Yay, The Fifth Child is on my syllabus again this term--perfect for Horror courses. It's just that awesome.

    Here's more high-end reading for Hallowe'en: pretty much anything from the Valancourt catalogue. They just put out a collection of Victorian werewolf tales, o yeah.

    http://www.valancourtbooks.com...

  • PDamian

    I read an article years ago in which the writer compared Claire Danes's tears to a porn star's orgasms: completely, utterly, way over the top. After watching the supercut, I'd have to agree.

  • John G.

    Joanna, what is the last show or movie that you actually did hate?

  • JoannaRobinson

    It's Pajiba LOVE, man. Not Pajiba Hate.

    (Twilight and all its iterations)

  • John G.

    Well, Just as a public service announcement to you, I've found that too much Matt Patches can lead to enjoying really crappy stuff.

  • lowercase_ryan

    Is that Snookie's little sister?

  • Green Lantern

    That Gnesa video is horrible. It's like they picked some random girl at a mall and asked her if she wanted to star in a pop video, then filmed it.

    GAD. ZOOKS.

  • the_wakeful

    Gnesa (seriously? That's how they're spelling it?) is not the new Rebecca Black we need. She is the new Rebecca Black we deserve.

  • ee

    So.... Lance Armstrong was just the best cheater? Or more likely, he was physically superior/great rider, and since everyone was doping, it just leveled out to as if they were all riding normally. Hence, no difference. Thusly, no one should care. To the point, I like writing words, then commas.

  • Gaaaahhhhh...... There's nothing wrong with that Gnesa video that couldn't be fixed with an icepick and a 25-lb. sledge hammer.

  • I have to think that many of Ms. Danes' cry faces in that video were due to the atrocious hair styles she was forced to wear.

  • Yossarian

    I nominate The Picture of Dorian Gray to the Highbrow Halloween Reading List. That is a legitimately creepy book. I'm also a little surprised House of Leaves wasn't on there.

    "...ahead of the curves" subtle punning brilliance

  • lowercase_ryan

    Tony Hawk is so adorable, when he's not schlepping his friends' wives.

  • Even Stevens

    Ahhh, it all makes sense now!

  • lowercase_ryan

    Yup, just another notch in my linguistic fuck-up belt. This thing is hanging on for dear life.

  • Drake

    I think you meant "shtupping".

    And better their wives than their donkeys

  • firedmyass

    That... that word does not mean what you think it means. Unless he was, in fact, reluctantly hauling said wives around with great effort.

  • ruby

    Maybe he does both?

  • lowercase_ryan

    *fucking

  • Drake

    Gangnam video. That's one way to stretch 11 seconds of video out, interminably.

    Made it 47 seconds into the Gnesa video before ear-bleeding made be stop it.

    First person who shows my goddaughter the gold Bieb shoes dies.

    ...

    I guess today is Cranky Day!

  • BierceAmbrose

    Made it though half the Gangnam, before the tedium drove me away.

    13 seconds on Gnesa.

    I'm thinking I'd make it 6 second or less if Gnesa did Gangnam. Can we do that? Can that be a thing? A horrible, horrible thing?

  • Bert_McGurt

    Of course, anyone who watched Deadwood legally has sort of already paid to see Nick Offerman naked.

  • blackmarket

    Mmmmmm, Hugh Jackman.
    That is all.

  • altec

    was the misspelling of Gangnam intentional? bc if not then it's just stupid and lazy.

  • shardik

    Was your lack of capitalization and lazy shortening of "because" to "bc" intentional?

    Fuck off.

  • oilybohunk7

    I bet they also shorten "be" to "b" even though IT IS ONLY ONE ADDITIONAL LETTER. Sorry, I used to have a friend that would do that and I'm still not over it.

  • pajiba

    Misspelling a little-known word: An honest mistake. Failing to properly capitalize your words: Stupid and lazy. Your comment: Shitty, petty, and unnecessary. But thanks for visiting!

  • Guest

    Not to mention that they can't be bothered to type out "because". All those extra letters are just too much work!

  • InternetMagpie

    LAWYERED, Altec.

  • NateMan

    Drugs in professional sports?! Say it ain't so, Shoeless Joe!

    Yep. That's all the outrage I can drum up for that one.

  • DarthCorleone

    Milhouse. Oh, pesky tattoo typos.

  • Arran

    BIG typo. It should say "Milpool".

  • pcloadletter

    The extra L is for BYOBB.

  • googergieger

    Not to mention it has nothing on my "Thrillhouse" penis tattoo.

  • TK

    Ouch. Good catch.

    Baaaad decision.

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