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Hugh Jackman Adorably Offers Adorable Cookie-Related Advice to the Adorable Anne Hathaway and James Franco

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (20)



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Happy Monday my darling cherry tree choppers and log cabin dwellers! Are you at your desks today? Are you trapped under inches of snow? Do you live outside the U.S. and have no idea what I’m talking about? However you’re spending this President’s Day, my little patriots, we ask that you remember what the holiday is truly about…Abraham Lincoln punching the face off a werewolf. (Unreality)

And speaking of politicians punching the face off of things, the House voted on Friday to defund Planned Parenthood. While that makes my blood boil for several reasons, The Economist has a more measured analysis of how cutting non-defense related discretionary spending is missing the point. (Economist)

It’s political times like these that I get the hankering to don a cowl and a cape and bust out some vigilante-style justice. Here’s a breakdown of how you too could train to become the bat…man. Spoiler alert: it’s unpossible. (Geekosystem)

Hugh Jackman does have some non-unpossible advice, however, on how to train to host the Oscars. Am I the only one who loved him as the Oscar host? He was fantastic! I attribute his success entirely to the cookies he apparently smuggled backstage. (Times of India)

I was going to make a “smuggling cookies” joke in reference to Miss Ramona Flowers (aka actress Mary Elizabeth Winstead), but I’m waaaay too classy for that. Obviously. Miss Flowers got married to some greasy-headed hipster this past fall and aimed to base her bridal look on Audrey Hepburn. She’s coming off a bit more Natalie Wood to me here, but that ain’t a bad thing. (Miss Winstead)

Her photos are a bit showy, though, don’t you think? I feel like she needed the graceful, understated touch of Gemini Solutions. MORE BARBELL! Not Really Safe For Work if you work in a place that values taste. (Gemini Solutions)

And in other “tasteful pictures” news, here are the 50 Greatest Art Heists of All Time. I was getting a little concerned that there would be no mention of Thomas Crown, but the #1 write-up didn’t disappoint. That’s right, world, we think of everything in terms of movies now. Get used to it. (NY Mag)

Protesters in Tunisia took to the street to object to their new regime adopting stricter Islamic tenets. Despite its predominately Islamic population, it turns out Tunisia is a very liberal place and many of its citizens (including Women’s Rights groups) want to keep it that way. (NYT)

In more localized protest news, here’s a mathematical breakdown of why the public school teachers of Wisconsin are among the most vocal in protesting Governor Walker’s proposed policies. For real though, teachers deserve all the love. (Free Republic)

In fact, Wisconsin cartography teacher Daniel Huffman has made these really cool river prints in the style of London Underground maps. Have I mentioned that teachers are poor? Buy one of his map prints! I’ve got my eye on the California one…obviously. (Something About Maps)

Teachers can do a lot to inform and help mold little minds. At then end of the day, however, it’s up to you, the parent, to ensure your child learns about the things that truly matter…Star Wars. Side note, geeks, I own and wear that shirt that Rocking Chair dad is sporting and now I’m frantically scouring ze interwebs for a pattern for a baby Yoda hat. My nephew will learn early. Oh yes.

Hey look, two members of a band I hate (Keane) have formed a super group with members from some bands I love (Noah & The Whale, The Killers, Mumford & Sons) and made a neat-o video out of footage each musician took at home with their webcams. The song is just alright, but dig that signature Mumford & Sons banjo!

Mt Desolation - Departure from BABANUKI films on Vimeo.

Joanna Robinson makes no apologies for the percentage of political links today. It’s President’s Day, for cripes sake. Mmmmm, Political Spackle. godtopuswept@gmail.com









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Comments

I'd be ok thrilled with Hugh Jackman hosting the Oscars every year. It's a stage show and the man is a stage performer. He makes the show interesting without causing "controversy" ala Ricky Gervais. Not that I'd be opposed to Ricky hosting either.

(Who needs politics when there's a segment about Wolverine to post on.)

Posted by: L4NkYb at February 21, 2011 1:28 PM

Holy Hepburn's Ghost. She looks like Hepburn. She really is beautiful. she was a great actress in Scott Pilgrim.

Posted by: Lord-ninja at February 21, 2011 1:30 PM

Well, except that The Economist article linked (and Paul Krugman) are total win.

Posted by: L4NkYb at February 21, 2011 1:33 PM

Mmmmm....James Franco.....Mmmmmmmmm

Posted by: Melody at February 21, 2011 1:35 PM

Well...what are the womens clinic women supposed to do? Refuse to give people information that will make sure underage prostitutes dont carry STD's around?
Because, lets face it, IT SUCKS that there are children in that position, but should the nurses just be like 'EW PREVERT, TAKE YOUR CRAB INFESTED LOLITA AND FUCK OFF'
Surely they would say 'well since this child is in this position, here is a way to keep them physically healthy'
I mean, let's say they said 'we're cutting funding to Planned Parenthood but the x many million dollars we save is going into child protection and rescuing exploited kids, I'd still be pissed but it's something.
But to just cut the funding because a few americans are scared of a ghost that lives in the clouds?
Fuck that.

Posted by: Nadine at February 21, 2011 1:39 PM

Yeah for US Mt Desolation love!

Posted by: Luke at February 21, 2011 1:39 PM

Paul Krugman is my secret gay boyfriend.

Posted by: Jerry at February 21, 2011 1:47 PM

Is Gemini Solutions a real photography business? There is so much wrong in those photos.

Posted by: BWeaves at February 21, 2011 1:48 PM

Ms.Winstead looked AMAZING. Such big beautiful brown eyes you have.

Posted by: Julie at February 21, 2011 1:48 PM

Ms.Winstead looked AMAZING.

But who is that jackass next to her?
.............Insipid.

Posted by: Jay at February 21, 2011 1:57 PM

OMG the comments on that Free Republic site are so upsetting...please don't let them come here, please don't let come here, please don't let them come here....

^ If you can read this and criticize my grammar, thank a teacher

Posted by: Val Vadynia at February 21, 2011 2:16 PM

I'm so getting one of those map prints. I love maps, and unusual ones are the best. I have a hand-painted map of Southern California that is just gorgeous, plus it's one of the few maps I've ever seen that lists the town I grew up in, since the map was made back in the 20s when it was a resort.

Posted by: (Not so) Blonde Savant at February 21, 2011 2:27 PM

Ramonas bridesmaid should start a mariachi band called MUCHO FRUMPO. Sad ass beezies.

Posted by: Sad Rockstar at February 21, 2011 3:01 PM

I should (or maybe not whatever) also note that every time I scroll past the Hathaway/Jackman banner pic I get a little more hot and bothered. I swear it's like glamor porn or something.

Posted by: L4NkYb at February 21, 2011 3:12 PM

PUT. THAT CHOCOLATE BAR. THE FUCK. DOWN.

Posted by: D-Day at February 21, 2011 3:25 PM

PAGINATION!! PAAAAAAGINAAAAAATION!!!!! Dustin Rowles, you're my hero! Oh I love it love it love it, I'm gonna click on ALL your ads today!

Posted by: Lauren at February 21, 2011 5:22 PM

Surely you meant to say "Learn early, my nephew will."

Posted by: Kip Diskin at February 21, 2011 7:39 PM

my kids will never know Jar Jar.

Posted by: causaubon at February 21, 2011 8:10 PM

Nadine, the problem with the Planned Parenthood underage prostitute sting is that they are mandated to report incidents of sexual abuse or underage prostitution (just like schools and all other health clinics have to do).

However, the cutting of money to Planned Parenthood may result in MORE abortions...as there will undoubtedly be less family planning.

Posted by: Sara Tonin at February 21, 2011 9:00 PM

That Mt Desolation song was stomp-along fantastic..

dig that signature Mumford & Sons banjo!

Indeed, but I did notice Joanna, that the banjo player was naked.
Surely I couldn't have been the only one who spotted this?
I was?
Oh...


Also - love the Gemini Solutions site. It's just like 1999 all over again, only with a really bad photographer.

Posted by: Simon at February 22, 2011 3:20 AM