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Game of Thrones' The Mountain Has a Brilliant, Bonkers, Hilarious Plan to Turn You Into The Strongest Man On Earth

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | April 14, 2016 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | April 14, 2016 |


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It must be hard being the strongest man on Earth. Sure, you can lift stuff with no problem. And Game of Thrones casts you to squish people’s eyes out. That’s a nice perk. But the downside is that, as Thor “The Mountain” Bj√∂rnsson confirms here, people are constantly bugging you for advice. How can we mere non-mountainous mortals be strong like you, Thor?

Now he tells us, with this super simple, absolutely crazypants plan. I swear this will be the best thing you see today.

How do you get strong? Sparkling water! But what if you can’t lift the water? Then you don’t get to drink it, and you die. It’s honestly the best weight-loss/muscle-building/general hydration/LITERALLY ANYTHING plan out there.

And sure, this is just a commercial for SodaStream. I don’t care. I’ll buy anything The Mountain is selling.



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