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How Much Would You Pay To Get Khal Drogo In Your Pants?

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | October 8, 2012 | Comments ()


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If you are not, like me, enjoying a sober October, you might want to check out this "how to make a keg out of a pumpkin" link. Because nothing says delicious holiday crafts like residual gourd goo. (Laughing Squid)

I've heard some negative things about John Cusack over the years, but his willingness to reenact the Say Anything boombox scene at a recent Peter Gabriel concert makes me think he's a champ. (Uproxx)

Nerd Approved has a recreation of the Last Supper with the cast of "Game of Thrones," but, more importantly fellas, you can now get Khal Drogo's face on your panties. If you're into that sort of thing. (Etsy)

Lena Dunham has sold her book to Random House for at least 3.5 million dollars. Depression cake for everyone! (Vulture)

Check out this ye olde timey tobacco enema device and tell me it's not the inspiration for The Princess Bride bellows cram. (Boing Boing)

Funny dudes with neck beards, rejoice! David Cross and Amber Tamblyn got married this past weekend. (Celebitchy)

This reenactment of that awesome sting ray photo bomb is almost as delightful as the original. (BioTV)

Hey, book nerds, here's a list of books just for you. I strongly support the inclusion of "Mr. Penumbra." It's a fantastic read. (Flavorwire)

I'm on record as hating Terry Richardson and his work but this recent photo spread of Nicole Kidman is not too bad and only sliiiiightly greasy. Best of all, they photoshopped the plastic out of her face. (Celebitchy)

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not


  • Damn, I can't even read the words Lena Dunham without a South Korean ear worm playing in my head...

  • Question: 'sober October'? What is this, and why? Also, if it's a real thing and not something particular to you, Jo, I think you might want to look up the definition of the word 'enjoy', otherwise I worry about your health.

  • daisy

    She seems to be a witty young woman, who is working hard on her writing
    and acting and appears to be quite successful in both. She comes off as
    emotionally honest and intelligent and unlike so many women before her,
    has not been reduced to a sexual fantasy. I
    am beautiful woman and I love good man…..inter racial romance is my dream… so I
    joined —blackwhitePlanet.С0M—–it's where to- connect with
    beautiful and excellent people! The wonderful thing about
    that last part is that she does tackle the issue of sex, but never
    objectifies herself, instead choosing to present herself in some
    less-than-flattering yet realistic scenarios on her show.

  • Mrs. Julien

    The header photo just reminded me I'm mad at you. Not YOU, Joanna, I could never be mad at you, mad at Pajiba and, no really, I don't, I shouldn't menti-- FINE! I'll do it myself:

    The Why Do You Have to Talk to 'Em? List That Should Be an SRL, But Isn't Because of Overlord Logic Which Escapes Me, But Isn't Joanna's Fault

    1. Jason Momoa
    2. Joe Mangojello
    3. Jason Statham

  • Maguita NYC

    Oh the damage those 3 faces on my panties would do.

  • mswas

    Ohhh The Book Thief. What a wonderful, wonderful book. It was a Pajiba Book Club discussion a couple of years ago. http://www.pajiba.com/book_rev...

  • PDamian

    I miss Game of Thrones dreadfully. And I miss Khal Drogo even more. I don't think I'd pay to have his face on my panties, or even accept it for free, but I do wish he'd lasted more than a single season.

  • Slash

    I wonder if, 10 years from now, 7 years after her divorce from Cross, Amber Tamblyn will think to herself, "I can't believe I married a guy who looks like somebody's pervy, unemployed uncle."

  • The Other Agent Johnson

    Which will come after she wakes up one morning and realizes she's been boinking the dude from Alvin And The Chipmunks.

  • John G.

    and the guy who does heroin and shits his pants according to his latest stand up special, the guy who almost missed a gig, because he was smoking crack.

  • ThatGuyJerry

    Key word "almost". I mean who hasn't been there right?

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Well if Random House is just handing out money, now might be the time to publish! Oh, I guess I should get a hit HBO show first... drat.

  • David Sorenson

    It's not that hard. All you have to do is get rich and then complain about all the problems you have because you're rich.

    Drat.

  • TheReinaG

    Every day I keep hoping to wake up from this nightmare where Lena Dunham is a thing. Every day disappoints me further.

  • becks

    If you don't mind my asking, what is your particular problem with Lena Dunham being "a thing"? She seems to be a witty young woman, who is working hard on her writing and acting and appears to be quite successful in both. She comes off as emotionally honest and intelligent and unlike so many women before her, has not been reduced to a sexual fantasy. The wonderful thing about that last part is that she does tackle the issue of sex, but never objectifies herself, instead choosing to present herself in some less-than-flattering yet realistic scenarios on her show.

    I actually find her very refreshing and I think it's a great thing that women in their twenties have someone to look to in the media that isn't 90% make-up and perfume, and instead seems to be using her brain to get ahead.

    I don't understand why you find her popularity so deleterious to the public consciousness.

  • Jezzer

    SOMEBODY had to pick up Pookie's slack. >:(

  • Jezzer

    When exactly was Lena Dunham in danger of being reduced to a sexual fantasy or being overly objectified? Everyone Is Beautiful, Yay Diversity, and all that, but let's try to stay realistic here.

    (to clarify: no, I'm not saying she's ugly. I'm saying she's not in any danger of being reduced to Just a Pretty Face)

  • L.O.V.E.

    Wouldn't it work better if his face was on the inside of the panties, and it was the back of his head that was on the front of the panties?

    Or are they reversible? Some of you gals are totally going to wear them inside out, aren't you? Don't even deny it.

  • bleujayone

    "How Much Would You Pay To Get Khal Drogo In Your Pants?"

    -The question in our house is what would I do to get Khal Drogo OUT of my pants! The answer of course is anything and with great difficulty since Baby Bleuberry has done a remarkable job of evaporating much (read that as ALL) sexytime. How is she ever going to get a sibling? It is probably going to involve a Herculean effort of covert quickstrike during a naptime.

    And while I have no idea how you're privy to but one of our pet names, I'd appreciate you keeping silent on the others. It took me forever to shake the last one loose..."Thulsa Doom" isn't nearly as awesome a bedchamber moniker as one might think.

  • Slash

    Another one is "Thor, God of Thunder," right?

  • bleujayone

    Actually it was "Ookla the Mok", but that was too goofy even for me.

  • Maguita NYC

    Khal Drogo on my panties?? ... His face... down there????

    The link is not working! The link is not working!

    Fucking coitus interrompus.

    *Joanna do something!*

  • L.O.V.E.

    Of course it would be a thong.

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/10...

  • Maguita NYC

    Ah, I see I got excited over nothing much.
    Still prefer your idea of the back of his head on the front of my panties.

    That beard is freaky btw. Not in a good way.

  • L.O.V.E.

    yep, no need to change your panties after all.

  • lowercase_ryan

    tbf, moon of my life on the butt IS kind of great.

  • lowercase_ryan

    nvm, I see now that it's not. But it SHOULD BE! and the third one looks like Monster Energy drinks put their logo on some skivvies.

  • John G.

    It's such a breath of fresh air to see Lena Dunham catch a break. That $3.5 million will look good on the pile of money in her money room. It really ties the room together.

  • Jezzer

    We can only hope other wealthy twenty-somethings will take heart from this and learn what a little hard work, determination, and ability to call in family favors to grease the rails can do for you.

  • I know, right?!
    Poor girl, about time she got some sort of leg up. Let's hope noone mistakes her for The Other Dunham and sends round some goons to take her pile of money.

  • googergieger
  • lowercase_ryan

    Guys are wearing panties now? Fashion continues to baffle me.

  • Maguita NYC

    Ah, remember the boys from 80s group Poison? Yeah, they used to wear panties too.

    It's not a new thing. It's just a recycled party look.

  • Ian Fay

    I believe the term is, and this is not a joke, "manties".

  • googergieger

    No, it's a joke.

  • lowercase_ryan

    yep, still baffled. And I read manties but I think manatees. Make of that what you will.

  • Bedewcrock

    Just remember: if you ride the manatees, you will get arrested. http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetw...

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