How Much Would You Pay To Get Khal Drogo In Your Pants?
If you are not, like me, enjoying a sober October, you might want to check out this "how to make a keg out of a pumpkin" link. Because nothing says delicious holiday crafts like residual gourd goo. (Laughing Squid)
I've heard some negative things about John Cusack over the years, but his willingness to reenact the Say Anything boombox scene at a recent Peter Gabriel concert makes me think he's a champ. (Uproxx)
Nerd Approved has a recreation of the Last Supper with the cast of "Game of Thrones," but, more importantly fellas, you can now get Khal Drogo's face on your panties. If you're into that sort of thing. (Etsy)
Lena Dunham has sold her book to Random House for at least 3.5 million dollars. Depression cake for everyone! (Vulture)
Check out this ye olde timey tobacco enema device and tell me it's not the inspiration for The Princess Bride bellows cram. (Boing Boing)
Funny dudes with neck beards, rejoice! David Cross and Amber Tamblyn got married this past weekend. (Celebitchy)
This reenactment of that awesome sting ray photo bomb is almost as delightful as the original. (BioTV)
Hey, book nerds, here's a list of books just for you. I strongly support the inclusion of "Mr. Penumbra." It's a fantastic read. (Flavorwire)
I'm on record as hating Terry Richardson and his work but this recent photo spread of Nicole Kidman is not too bad and only sliiiiightly greasy. Best of all, they photoshopped the plastic out of her face. (Celebitchy)
Finally, folks, here's a super cheesy little video that will teach you how to flip food like a cake boss.
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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)