Hot Chick With A Douchebag: Kate Upton's Idiot Boyfriend Told Her To Lose Weight
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Hot Chick With A Douchebag: Kate Upton's Idiot Boyfriend Told Her To Lose Weight

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | October 11, 2013 | Comments ()


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The moment we’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived. Gloria Steinem weighs in on the Miley Cyrus mess that has dominated pop culture for months. (Vanity Fair)

Frustrated with the government shutdown for absolutely any reason at all? Then feel free to take a few shots and give them a call. (Drunk Dial Congress)

Walter White’s having a methy funeral, y’all. And you’re invited. For a price. (WG)

Awwww, Robin Thicke thinks his crotch is so innocent and had no idea what was going on with all of that Miley VMA twerking. He was singing and thinking of the sky. That nastiness was all Miley, and he’s so pure. (DListed)

dogmedal.jpgThis is my favorite story of the week. A gorgeous chocolate lab stumbled into a half marathon in Indiana. He finished in 2:15. He received a medal. He got neutered. Wait, what? (RW)

The White House movie theater is pretty sweet, and the relevant factoids are even sweeter. (Mental Floss)

Norman Reedus lists his “25” things. I think it’s safe to say he’s a boob man. (Us Weekly)

James Franco’s Spring Breakers Oscar campaign continues to be hilarious. (Vulture)

Lucy Liu is perfect and flawless and impossible to cut up. End of story. (Go Fug Yourself)

A missing girl post on Facebook went viral. Turns out it’s only a movie promotion. (Film Drunk)

These 3-D renders are so realistic it’s scary. (Kotaku)

Kate Upton is currently dating Maksim “Rico Suave” Chmerkovskiy of Dancing with the Stars. He told her to lose some weight because he “loves really skinny women.” Why is he dating Kate? More importantly, why the hell is she dating him? (Celebitchy)

Oliver Stone is currently being eyed to destroy an upcoming Martin Luther King biopic. (Slashfilm)

Woody Allen has a strange public reaction to that story about Ronan Farrow’s paternity. (Page Six)

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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)

Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)

Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his Pussy Posse Wolf Pack were on the douche prowl in NYC. (Lainey)

Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)

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