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Hey Ladies: Tom Hiddleston Wants to Eat Your Cookie

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | August 7, 2013 | Comments ()


Meryl Streep and Jeff Bridges will team up for a YA adaptation, which will likely be the first time that the tween set has ever heard of Meryl Streep and Jeff Bridges. (The Playlist)

While f**king around this morning, I came up with a list of the 15 Most Undeniably Bad-Ass Television Character Names. Ever. Crap Bag just missed the cut. (Uproxx)

This is just sad all around: Usher’s 5 year old kid nearly drowned when he got stuck to the drain at the bottom of a swimming pool, and now, as if to make matters worse, Usher’s ex-wife is demanding custody because of it. It’s another reminder, parents: Children are TEN times more likely to die if you own a swimming pool than with a gun in your home, and three times more likely to die from a trampoline. Put a trampoline in a pool, and you may as well hand your kid a bazooka. (DListed)

In defense of Blake Lively’s actressin’ talents. (Unreality)

Tom Hiddleston is doing a segment for Sesame Street, which provided us with these adorable photos of Loki and the Cookie Monster kicking it with some Toll Houses. (Celebitchy)

Speaking of, Tom Hiddleston might make an appearance in “Agents of SHIELD,” which is something you don’t actually mean, but you say it anyway because you want to support Joss Whedon’s projects because, one day, J.J. Abrams will die, and Whedon will inherit Hollywood. (Screencrush)

Whoever dresses Justin Bieber in the morning should be removed from the human gene pool. (GFY)

It is weird to see the Downton Abbey ladies without their Downton garb on. I don’t even know who the hell that woman in the middle is.

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Oh noes! Smalls from The Sandlot was arrested for headbutting a cop. (FilmDrunk)

Jemima Kirke, she of “Girls” fame, was kicked off the set of Jay Z’s latest music video, because she didn’t follow one very important rule: DON’T GRIND UP ON JAY Z. (Vulture)

Matt Damon, you are great. (HuffPo)

Peter Capaldi is for real, y’all. He wasn’t just offering lip service to the fact that he was a big fan of the show growing up, he actually has doodles and notebooks and stuff about “Doctor Who” from when he was a teenager, which you can see here. (I09)

Wil Wheaton is super pissed that the Discovery Channel has ruined Shark Week. It is sacred ground, Discovery. Do not taint it with your shenanigans. (WG)

Finally, the most adorable celebrity couple in Hollywood continues to be James Franco and James Franco.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Fabius_Maximus

    What's a "YA"?

  • Scorptilicus

    I can't believe that article was able to get through the entire head butting report without dropping the "Killin' me" line.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Whoever dresses Justin Bieber in the morning should be removed from the human gene pool.


  • As far as bad-ass names go, I still think the MST3K list is the definitive list, with 'Big McLargehuge' at the number one spot.

  • googergieger

    Fuck Franco.

  • BlackRabbit

    So...Hiddles are a sometimes food?

  • mswas

    Um... piano dress????

  • Cazadora

    After reading the Usher article, I followed a link about "Drowning doesn't look like Drowning" that was pretty scary/fascinating reading. Thought I'd repost here as a PSA:

  • Marc Greene

    Were they filming an episode of Girls during the Jay-Z art thing? With Adam Driver, Judd Apatow, and Jemima there, I wonder. I know the whole thing debuted on HBO, but is it cynical of me to wonder if this "high art performance" was at least partly corporate cross pollination... I half expected the Cow Head person to take off their head to reveal they were Steve Buscemi plugging for Boardwalk Empire. {I may have seen a Khaleesi in there too}

  • Mrs. Julien

    [running through thread like an even crazier person than usual]


  • Sara_Tonin00

    Ugh. My first play in college our professor had people running on stage through a battle scene as cannonballs.

    That play made me reconsider whether I was supposed to be a theater major. (answer, probably no, but I stayed one anyway once the upperclassmen pointed out that that particular show was actually crap. I'm giving you side eye, Alfred Jarry. )

  • PaddyDog

    Liam Gallagher called. He wants his lyrics back.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Um, let's go with The Breeders instead.

  • e jerry powell

    Liam Gallagher is coherent enough to dial a phone?

  • $27019454

    the downton photo: aside from lady mary i have no fucking idea who anyone is and where the hell is my shift key by the way?

  • BWeaves



  • Nicole Childress

    Edith is so adorbs in her piano skirt. She definitely has the short end of the stick in the show, and this warms my nerdy little heart.

  • Drake

    Just for the record, some of us guys have cookies too.

  • e jerry powell

    I eat your cookie! I eat it all up!

  • Sara_Tonin00

    You forgot the all caps.

  • e jerry powell

    I have a migraine. All the yelling would make me faint.

  • e jerry powell

    Let's not assume that Justin Bieber's stylist is human at all.

  • PDamian

    Let's not assume that Justin Bieber is human. And whatever else we may assume, let's all take a solemn vow that this critter will not be allowed to breed.

  • PaddyDog

    Exactly. I believe he is Canadian.

  • e jerry powell

    That's practically invertebrate, right?

  • celery

    Invertebrate, and along the lines of an eldritch abomination.

  • PaddyDog

    Certainly a lower phyllum than homo-sanguinus-cruentus-americanis.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Speaking as a maple-syrup-based life form, the preferred term is vertebrae-free-non-American.

  • Because nothing is as important to a Canadian as making sure that nobody thinks they're an American ;)

  • e jerry powell

    "Like an American, but without a gun."

  • Duke Silver is a pretty badass name, I think.

  • chanohack

    Anna, Daisy, and Edith (PIANO SKIRT! Look at you) all look adorable, and more so whilst standing next to Lady Mary in honest-to-god khaki shorts with a matching vest. They were real that day I wore a vest! Because that vest was disgusting.

    The lady in the middle is either my Aunt Barb or Mrs. Hughes, and she can come over and sit on my porch and drink iced tea or margaritas whenever she wants.

    EDIT: Holy crap, that's not a vest, it's a matching blazer with khaki lapels.

  • The woman who plays Edith is kinda adorable in this photo.

  • Why does Hiddleston look like Forrest Gump in that pic?

  • $27019454

    Seriously unfortunate haircut.

  • That's his 'showing up for Sesame Street stoned' look. Perfect timing, camera, perfect timing.

  • That's how he always looks.

  • Ian Fay

    Wait, people were still unconvinced about Blake Lively?

    She was one of the best things about The Town.

  • I also really liked her in Elvis and Annabelle.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I am reasonably sure that if I ever met one of the Muppets, or certain of the performers, I would burst into tears.

  • PaddyDog

    You mean like my friend's toddler who "met" 6 foot tall giant Elmo at a birthday party and ran screaming from the room in floods of tears?

  • Mrs. Julien

    Indeed my feelings are quite the opposite.

  • $27019454

    Nicely done, Lizzie.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Badly done, Emma.

  • I can never not upvote this quote.

  • Well that's just common sense. The kid clearly has his evolutionary priorities still intact. Fleeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

  • Downton : Phyllis Logan aka *gulp* Mrs. Hughes.

  • BWeaves

    Yup, that's Mrs. Hughes. She's hot in real life.

  • Michelle

    Matt Damon, you're the best. "So, even if I have three movies coming out, people say, "Wow, you don't stop working." Well, I actually do. And I never felt like I needed to take a year and just clear my head. Like it was all just too much. You know? On the contrary."

  • Cazadora

    YES, the Hollow Crown -- with a Hiddles sauna scene -- is coming to PBS.

  • Guest
  • Scorptilicus

    That is one of the greatest gifs I have ever seen.

  • Fredo

    Gives me a chance to trot out this pic I found online. Me want these. Me want these bad!

  • chanohack

    I LOVE this. Happy monsters make my heart sing.

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