Hell Hath No Fury Like Gwyneth Paltrow After Her Kids Eat McDonalds
Happy football season, y’all! To kickoff in grand fashion, let’s check out this brain-rotting list of best and worst shirtless shots of NFL starting quarterbacks. (Buzzfeed)
People are talking about Eminem’s strange gaping mouth during the first 23 seconds of this ESPN video interview. After that initial awkwardness, Em completely fangirls the sportscasters, and you may end up loving him by the end. (Hollywood Life)
Oh, it’s New York Fashion Week too. That means lots of photos of bizarrely juxtaposed celebrities, who are wondering why they are seated next to each other. (Go Fug Yourself)
Also at NYFW: Anna Wintour smiled. Thank you, Harper Seven Beckham. (People)
Dustin leads a discussion about this week’s episode of “The Newsroom” by boiling down the festivities to three key scenes. Big D also seems obsessed with what’s in Aaron Sorkin’s well-padded pockets. (Warming Glow)
Nicole Kidman joins the cast of Queen of the Desert. She will star alongside James Franco and Robert Pattinson to round out the most unlikely trio of costars ever. (Vulture)
Some dude named Norman Oosterbroek — former bodyguard to stars like Beyonce, Lady Gaga, and Rihanna — was tazed to death as part of a strange naked home invasion. Oh, Florida. (Film Drunk)
Gwyneth Paltrow, who has dieted her way into early osteoporosis, can’t stand it when anyone (including Chris Martin) takes her kids to McDonalds and feeds them a carb. (Celebitchy)
You guys, somebody made a Showgirls 2. The lead character’s name is “Penny Slot.” (Slashfilm)
Miley Cyrus performed with a band full of little people on a German tv show. (Popwatch)
Why did kamikaze pilots bother wearing helmets? People, they had reasons. (Mental Floss)
If you’ve never seen Vin Diesel during his breakdancing days, you’re in for a treat. Plus, check out those actual acting skills. He had them! (Film School Rejects)
Wait, do you mean to tell me video game makers are scamming the crowdfunding market? Shocking. (Kotaku)
A unicycling Darth Vader plays flaming bagpipes in this video. F—k, I don’t know. (Videogum)
I never wanted to think this much about Katy Perry’s “Roar” song, but this analysis of how Katy is selling a subpar pop song (even without taking her clothes off!) is moderately fascinating. (Grantland)
Anyone still watching “Dexter”? WHY? WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU? (WG)
Now let’s all laugh at Katy’s terrible acting skills in her new “Roar” video. And then we’ll come full circle and realize that Fox NFL Sunday used the song in their opening segment. Damn it, Katy is winning.
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