Have A Drink. Heck, Have A Pair. It's National Bourbon Day.
Before any of you sticklers start hollering at me for using a Johnny Walker ad on Bourbon Day, take a moment and pour yourself a drink. It doesn't matter so much now, does it? (The Awl)
According to some, this photo was taken at Disneyland. I'm not enough of a pro to identify The Happiest Place On Earth based on cobblestones, but I will say this. If this is true, that place just got a whole lot happier. (It Makes No Sense)
And for all of you Twilight fans, here are the first few photos of the last installment in this batsh*t franchise. Before you defend the series, explain to the rest of us how the "courtship" scene below is not extraordinarily creepy. (The Mary Sue)
If you fear bees (THE BEES AAAAGHHH THE BEEEEES), do not, I repeat do NOT click on this link. Apparently part of the bee gets left behind when it stings yooeeeeuughhh. (The High Definite)
If you pay some dude enough money, he will come to your apartment, watch you have sex and tell you what you're doing wrong. Attractive Pajibans! I will do that for free!
And speaking of in flagrante delectables, P.T. Anderson breaks down the 10 movies that inspired Boogie Nights. It's not what you think... (Neon)
And for your mid-week dose of schadenfreude, here is an extensive gallery of celebrity drunkfaces. Most of them just look sleepy with a side of vomit. Awww, celebrities. They really ARE just like me. (Buzzfeed)
This is not strictly a Prometheus link...it's a list of the best Evil Corporations in cinematic history. I have shirts for at least three of them. (Movies)
Speaking of nerdy shirts, enjoy this Hitchiker's homage. (Shirtoid)
But the nerdiest of all has to be this amazing Crossbow Project T-shirt for all you Real Genius fans. (Found Item Clothing)
Did you know that one of the reasons the Pledge Of Allegiance was drafted was to sell American flags to schools? Ahhh, commerce. (Mental Floss)
Dustin is conducting a little poll over on Warming Glow to determine who you think is most likely to kick ze bucket in the final season of Breaking Bad. My vote? Everyone. (WG)
If you had told me in high school that Matthew Lillard would end up being the Scream cast member I most admire, I never would have believed you. But read this interview about his film Fat Kid Rules The World and tell me you're not a fan. (Y Pulse)
Finally, I admit this video is super sappy, but I can't help but love it. And now, strangely, I want a Coke. Ahhh, commerce.
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