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Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Stop Judging Her For Judging You

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | May 9, 2014 |


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Angelina Jolie can’t shake her Maleficent wardrobe. Do we even want her to do so? Some might say this is the role she was born to play. Two more weeks, people. (Dlisted)

Two old white guys perfectly illustrated the absurdity of political debates on live talk shows. Watch them rip the top off a table and try to flip it at each other. Does it matter if it happened in Jordan? This is a perfect metaphor for what happens stateside too. (WG)

The Boyd Crowder hair threat level has been broken down season by season. While this list is fascinating for die-hard fans, Boyd will probably have to get a buzzcut for the series finale if the show keeps circling the drain. (Uproxx)

Hollywood has decided to remake Private Benjamin. Rebel Wilson has been cast in the Goldie Hawn role. Discuss. (Gawker)

The Seth Rogen/Justin Bieber feud rages into infinity. Bieber finally decided to talk back and actually comes off classy. For him. (Celebitchy)

Remember how Gwyneth Paltrow shaded “9-5” moms because their jobs are so much less demanding than spending 2 weeks per year on a movie set? Now Goop is trying to end the Mommy Wars: She’s tossed out the “‘no judgment’ blanket. She’s coming from such a non-judgmental place, she doesn’t even understand the judgment. That’s how non-judgy she is! It befuddles her, really.” (Lainey)

Kit Harrington’s official height is listed at 5’10” - this photo presents a very different perspective. (Unreality)

You savvy Pajiba readers certainly realize that the net neutrality debate is incredibly important, but you may not know exactly why. It’s fine. Everything is explained right here. (TMS)

Lindsay Lohan wrapped herself in the trashiest seaweed ever and tweeted about loving London right as Prince Harry became single. Run Harry, run. (GFY)

Michael Bay’s opus, Transformers: Age of Extinction, is due to hit theaters in two months. For whatever reason, Ken Watanabe and John Goodman just signed onto the cast? This is getting good. By good, I mean “very bad.” (Slashfilm)

Authors have a sneaky way of making cameos into their adapted works. File this for future reference, geniuses. (MF)

At his current movie size, Godzilla would apparently produce 151,436,928 gallons of pee per day. Let’s not even talk about the back end. (Blastr)

Surprise, all those energy drinks you’ve been guzzling won’t give you much energy. Playing video games doesn’t count. (DB)

Ardaigle doesn’t want to spoil this one, but she was on the edge of her seat while reading Crooked Letter, Crooked Letter by Tom Franklin. 5 stars and no spoilers? Sounds like a review worth reading. (Cannonball Read 6)

Bedhead lives in Tulsa. She can be found at Celebitchy.com.


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