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Gwyneth Paltrow Says Brad Pitt Was 'Too Good' For Her & Russell Brand Says Fox News Is Terrorizing Us

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | January 14, 2015 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | January 14, 2015 |


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The Razzie nominations are out. Congratulations, Cameron Diaz, for being so terrible so often. Also, Kelsey Grammer, what are you doing with your life? (DListed)

What happens when you put It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia lines in the mouths of Downton Abbey characters? Well, a sticker-eating, acid-pooping Maggie Smith, for one thing. (Uproxx)

Mike Huckabee said a bunch of really dumb things. Oh gosh, where to start? Well, he thinks BeyoncĂ© is too sexy. And he thinks Jay-Z should stop pimping her out. Because, of course, a man is automatically in charge of his wife’s actions and career, so this is def his doing. Also, the Obamas are terrible parents because BeyoncĂ© is too sexy. Or something. (Celebitchy)

This deleted scene from Titanic has what may be the worst (read: best), most ill-timed pun of all cinematic history. (BF)

Howard Stern worked his magic of getting people to talk about whatever he wants, this time with Gwyneth Paltrow, who opened up about her various exes. Brad Pitt was “too good” for her and Ben Affleck “was not in a good place in his life to have a girlfriend.” There are also some pictures that reminded me how impossibly cool 90s Gwyneth was. I spent half a decade searching for that paisley slip dress. (US)

If you still think of Russell Brand as that gross guy from Forgetting Sarah Marshall or the guy who asked Katy Perry for a divorce via text message…. well, okay, he’s still both those guys. But he’s ALSO now the guy who has really aggressive, insightful things to say about the terrorization of Fox News. (HitFix)

This is a brilliant read on the “counterfeit Oscar acting style.” Upper middle class, emotionally bottled white women, anyone? (New Yorker)

Remember that time Superman helped Orson Welles escape from his alien prison on Mars? Yeah, me neither. Some of these comic book crossovers are completely bananas. (Phactual)

Are you dying to let the world know what a human garbage person you are? This shirt with Kurt Cobain’s suicide letter printed on it is just what you need. (AV Club)

This Groot cosplay was already impressive, and then he threw in the tiny Rocket Raccoon and I died. (Unreality)

"Like Jane Eyre meets Jane Austen meets V.C. Andrews" is how Eva Celeste describes A Spell of Winter by Helen Dunmore. She picked this Orange-award winner and thought it was a romance novel. A decaying body later, she was quickly disabused of that notion. See what she thought of it in her 4-star review. (Cannonball Read 7)

Macklemore as a Sesame Street character is just regular Macklemore. Why yes I WOULD like to wear a fish on my noodle.



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