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Gwyneth Paltrow is Hiding Something. We're on the Case

By Courtney Enlow | Pajiba Love | June 12, 2013 | Comments ()


We have a mystery, people. Gwyneth Paltrow declined a Vanity Fair interview because she feared it would be an attack, because of the piece on Tom Cruise last year. But he's part of a crazed murder cult, so what would she have to fear? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, GOOPY? (LaineyGossip)

Supreme being of adorableness, Amy Acker, talks to Vulture about Illyria, Joss's house and something I would pay so much money and baked goods to be a part of: Joss Whedon dance parties. (Vulture)

Arrested Westeros is, hands down, my favorite GOT-related Tumblr. Sorry, Joffrey Bieber; you've been dethroned. (Unreality)

In this age of Pinterest, some clamor for a wedding re-do. I clamor for a wedding re-do because it never occurred to me to take such amazing wedding photos as this Star Wars fantasticness. (The Mary Sue)

Prince Harry is allegedly either dating or nailing model Cara Delevingne. Celebitchy has an issue with this. I have ZERO issues with this because I want to be best friends with that girl. She's phenomenal. (Celebitchy)

Have you ever had a television show you *really* wanted to like but just couldn't get into it? I have a few. Frankly, I'm not willing to admit a couple of them on Pajiba for fear of being attacked with all the pitchforks (or, more fittingly, meth-making implements--DON'T HIT). But I will admit to feeling the same way Dustin does about most of the shows on this list. Except "American Horror Story." I love that kookoobananas show like a child. (Warming Glow)

And yet another TV show has been greenlit based on a Twitter feed. Meh. That's life in the aughts, man. I just don't know why this keeps happening and Jenna Marbles doesn't have a show. Do you know how hard I'd watch a Jenna Marbles show? I'm not even sorry about it. I'll go find some teenagers to talk about it with if you're not with me here. (Videogum)

Were you a Brenda or a Kelly? A Dylan or a Brandon? I don't know about you, but I was probably an Andrea. Sigh. I'm always the Andrea. So let's celebrate our Andreaness with her best moments. (Mental Floss)

Finally, Mitch Hedberg was many things. He was also a prophet, rightfully predicting the very chaos the world would fall into because of Dunkin Donut receipts. Kind of. Or not really. But it's always nice to enjoy some Mitch. (Slate)

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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)

Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)

Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his Pussy Posse Wolf Pack were on the douche prowl in NYC. (Lainey)

Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)

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