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Gwyneth Paltrow Had Her Aura Photographed, Has Scientific (?) Proof She's Better Than You

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | April 2, 2015 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | April 2, 2015 |


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David Letterman has added his voice to the list of people who think Indiana Governor Minke Pence is a d-bag, with a Top 10 list that isn’t so much ‘ha ha funny’ as it is ‘ha ha really cutting and true.’ (Uproxx)

Christina Hendricks is perplexing because for a woman that could launch a thousand whiskey bottles on Mad Men, she usually has trouble dressing her actual self in daily life. Now that she’s about to lose that 60s stylist, it’s good to see her taking steps in a direction that resembles comfort and well-fitting clothing. (Go Fug Yourself)

There were a bunch of relationship rumors that sprung up yesterday (both of endings— sob— and beginnings). Some of them— like the pairing of January Jones and Will Forte— I badly wanted to fizzle out as an April Fool’s joke. APRIL FOOL’S, RIGHT WILL FORTE? (People)

Another relationship rumor that’s sticking around: Baby Sparkle Vampire is reportedly engaged to FKA Twigs. My favorite part of this story is that T-Pain calls Robert Pattinson “Patty” and does not give a fuuuuuuck about his privacy. (DListed)

Gwyneth Paltrow had her picture taken with a special camera that sees auras and guess what! Now there’s visible proof that she’s super deep and thoughtful and positive and creative and generally better than you. It’s like, science. (Celebitchy)

Chris Rock keeps getting pulled over by the police and has the selfies to prove it. (Jezebel)

Barack Obama attempted a Frank Underwood impression and it was bad. So… so bad. (Daily Dot)

Jeremy Renner and Sonni Pacheco have finally settled their custody dispute. See, wasn’t that easy? It only took $13,000 a month to achieve contractually mandated niceness. (Lainey)

Whenever I even mention Benedict Cumberbatch’s name, there are at least a few of you who immediately jump in with your “I don’t get it” exclamations. Well, would you get it IF THE MAN WERE MADE OF CHOCOLATE? (Telegraph)

It’s always nice to see Tatiana Maslany get some attention, especially of the huge New York Times in-depth profile variety, isn’t it? Maybe we can finally get that woman an Emmy nomination. (NYT)

Whoa, Michael Schur is really obsessed with David Foster Wallace. (Phactual)

"A wise person knows to expect thoughtful, imaginative, lyrical fantasy from Ursula K. Le Guin, and in A Wizard of Earthsea, she does not disappoint." Are you wise enough to have followed Cannonballer alwaysanswerb’s advice and read the Earthsea Cycle? (Cannonball Read 7)

Vivian Kane is happy with the results of her aura reading:
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