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Good Night, Sleep Well, I'll Most Likely Kill You In The Morning: Villains I Wouldn't Kick Out Of Bed

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (33)



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Well happy Friday, my dears. I’m glad to know you were as cheesed-off as I was by that BBC article yesterday on undesirable American phrases. I was also delighted to see Intern Rusty recommend Bill Bryson’s book, The Mother Tongue which is where I learned everything I know about cockney rhyming slang. Forks are fists, yeah? So “Put up your forks” = “Put up your Duke of Yorks” = “Put up your Dukes.” Shut up, language IS fascinating. Anyway, our beloved Katers is currently stranded in Heathrow but she nonetheless sent me this link for “It Takes A Village People” Pajiba Love. It further delineates the differences between British English and American English with a fun list at the end. I really had no idea about “billions.” (TESL)

If you scored well on yesterday’s vocab test, then I would be delighted to see what you would do with these Fill-In-The-Blank greeting cards that Pinky McLadybits sent me. In fact, if TK doesn’t send me one that runneth over with invectives, I will be severely disappointed. (These Are Things)

Speaking of fill-in-the-blank, stardust sent me this extraordinarily helpful site for all you aspiring artists out there. It’s an Artist’s Statement Generator, and it’s brilliant. (An Event Apart)

You know what I hear is brilliant? “Archer.” You People have been trying to get me to watch it for awhile now, I know. I should really listen to You People. Anyway, until I do, here, for you fans, via the vivacious Vee, is Ten Obscure Archer Jokes Explained. (Warming Glow)

Wait, is “Archer” streaming on Netflix? Why yes it is! Thanks, Streaming Soon! Lainey also thinks you all should check out this page which shows you the Netflix New Releases. Apparently it’s impossible to find from within the site? Well, if you’re still doing the disc thang, bookmark it! (Netflix)

I’m sure some of you cannot wait for “Game of Thrones” to start streaming/become available on disc. No spoilers but, trust me, you’ll love it. In the meantime, let’s take a gander at this photo from Comic-Con (I’m really excited to type this): It’s A Throne of Swords Rickshaw. (Uproxx)

Most of the other photos in that gallery are of superheroes which brings me to THIS awesome link (also courtesy of Pinky McLadybits) of “Technologies That Could Make You Superhuman Right Now.” Actually, if you read closely, most of the write-ups involve the phrase “the body rejected” so I’d like to rename this list “Technologies That Could Be The Basis For A Super Frightening Sort Of Splice-type Movie Right Now.” (io9)

The superhero du jour is, of course, Captain America. (Oh yes, I did use the freedom language there). Tracer Bullet sent me these amazing posters including my favorite, below, of Red Skull. You know I prefer the bad boys. (Comics Alliance)
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Speaking of villainy, this most excellent retrospective of Ralph Fiennes Over The Years got me thinking about which villain I find the sexiest. I think I have to agree with the Fug Girls, Ralph all the way. But which role? While the proboscislessness of Voldemort is…intriguing, I think I have to pick Harry from In Bruges. Who would you pick? For which villain or villainous actor would you ignore the ice pick under the mattress and the piano wire wrapped around the bed post? (Go Fug Yourself)

My female pick is, of course, Xenia Onatopp. Because, well, look at her:
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A runner-up might be Ryan Gosling’s red leather jacket’d psychopath in Murder By Numbers. But Gosling is so cuddly in person, it’s hard to take his villainy seriously. Have you seen him with his dog? Have you seen him paralyzed by a giggle fit?

And, finally, both Ambrose Kalifornia and Dan Carlson wanted you to see this. In fact, they can’t, they don’t and they won’t stop until you do. Enjoy.

Joanna Robinson has to admit that the real runner-up in her VILF contest is Jason Isaacs. Oh yes. Enjoy him, michaelceratops, you lucky wench!









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Comments

You know I prefer the bad boys.

Also, Hugo Weaving.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 22, 2011 2:14 PM

SID 6.7. Yup.

Posted by: Samantha at July 22, 2011 2:23 PM

That's a nice follow up to Bert & Ernie doing M.O.P.'s "Ante Up"

Posted by: Fredo at July 22, 2011 2:26 PM

Have you seen him paralyzed by a giggle fit?

DAMN YOU WORKPLACE MEDIA FILTERS!

Jason Isaacs is definitely a great choice for VILF. Another would be Fassbender as Magneto. If we're talking tv, Zachary Quinto as Sylar on Heroes (Season 1 version).

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 22, 2011 2:32 PM

Why in the how come would anyone do that to Sesame Street?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 22, 2011 2:40 PM

Because You Can't Ya Won't Ya Don't Stop

The new motto of Pajiba Love.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at July 22, 2011 2:42 PM

That Ryan Gosling clip was the SHIT. Thanks for making Friday afternoon bearable!

Posted by: birdgal at July 22, 2011 2:42 PM

I own Murder By Numbers on DVD pretty much specifically for the thinly veiled homoeroticism and the villainy of Gosling and Michael Pitt.

You're welcome for that bit of information I am sure you couldn't live without.

In fact, I think I'm totally going to watch it tonight. And probably have a little sexy-time.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at July 22, 2011 2:51 PM

it is unpossible for me to love that sesame street clip more

Posted by: mswas at July 22, 2011 2:54 PM

Why in the how come would anyone do that to Sesame Street?

Because Cookie Monster's letters of the day were M, C, and A.

Posted by: branded at July 22, 2011 2:59 PM

Explaining the Archer jokes was most appreciated.

Sadly Archer season 2 fell far short of Archer season 1 which was 4 fucking stars!

Posted by: logan at July 22, 2011 3:01 PM

Like there are around 21 Spanish speaking countries and it's really different in all of them.

Posted by: MissRos at July 22, 2011 3:04 PM

Ryan Gosling and his red leather jacket from Murder By Numbers can have his way with me any time.

Posted by: MM at July 22, 2011 3:06 PM

I enjoyed the clip, but please don't embed clips that auto-play

Posted by: LwoodPDowd at July 22, 2011 3:27 PM

FYI, the Sesame Street clip auto plays.

Posted by: Matt at July 22, 2011 3:28 PM

Sorry folks! Fixed! Did your bosses hear? Is anyone fired? I hope not.

Posted by: Joanna Robinson at July 22, 2011 3:30 PM

Dustin. Dustin! DUSTIN! Make JoJo watch Archer. You're her supervisor. It's gonna be Amazing!

Posted by: Vee at July 22, 2011 3:32 PM

Ryan Gosling just never disappoints. I even found myself thinking he was a pretty weird guy after watching him on Fallon the other night, but that only made him that much more appealing. Also, his hand always seems to be shaking and the nervousness is adorable.

Posted by: Mel C. at July 22, 2011 3:50 PM

Oooh I remember we did this list a while ago: http://www.pajiba.com/seriously_random_lists/the-ten-most-inexplicably-attractive-male-villains-in-film-and-television.php

I still vote Sean Bean for everything. Too bad that he dies so often.

Posted by: Figgy at July 22, 2011 4:06 PM

Every villain Sean Bean has ever played. Even in real life. I'd wrap my bullwhip around him and make him beg for forgiveness for all the bad, bad things he's done. He would enjoy this.

Posted by: Stinky at July 22, 2011 4:11 PM

I wouldn't call "Archer" brilliant, but it is pretty damn funny.

Posted by: Slash at July 22, 2011 5:17 PM

That header picture is doing things to my things.

Posted by: havalina at July 22, 2011 5:23 PM

... What's untoward, Baby Goose?? WHAT??? I WANNA KNOW.

Seriously, the Ryan Gosling clip is GOLD.

Posted by: denesteak at July 22, 2011 5:45 PM

OMGOMGOMG! I have The Mother Tongue on my bookshelf, and am soooo excited that ANYBODY else in the world has actually read it!! /nerdgasm

Posted by: Jami at July 22, 2011 7:50 PM

Sesame Street rules.

No shut up it just does.

Posted by: John W at July 22, 2011 8:53 PM

This page is only available for users on a Netflix plan that includes DVDs.

Poop.

Posted by: snapnhiss at July 23, 2011 12:19 AM

Sean Miller. The first time I saw Sean Bean in Patriot Games and all of the Bean villians just keep getting hotter. Patrick Koster!!! Yummy!!

Posted by: kirbyjay at July 23, 2011 11:59 AM

My two picks are Vin Diesel as Riddick and Costas Mandylor as Hoffman, although, I think they are more psychopaths than villains but they are extremely hot nonetheless!

Posted by: Nancy at July 23, 2011 12:09 PM

Holy shit I forgot Christian Bale in American Psycho! How the fuck did I do that?

Posted by: Nancy at July 23, 2011 12:11 PM

I kind of liked Cillian Murphy in Red Eye.

Posted by: snapnhiss at July 23, 2011 3:10 PM

Thinking of Sean Bean and how he can be so villianous; Sean Miller, Jason Locke, Patrick Koster, 006, John Ryder

and then so heroic; Richard Sharpe, Andy McNab, Count Vronsky, Boromir

Posted by: kirbyjay at July 23, 2011 10:31 PM

its not as cool as it looks its much much more, look! Cosplay!

Posted by: Willian Batala at July 25, 2011 4:12 PM

Hi, you have a great blog here. I have noticed though that it doesn't work correctly in the Opera browser. It says something about Javascript ... ? Any idea why? Anyways, great post. Thanks again!

Posted by: Quinn Betsinger at August 26, 2011 12:12 PM