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Get Your Wallets Out, Now You Can Buy Your Way Into The Middle Of This Hemsworth/Hiddleston Sandwich

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | September 21, 2012 | Comments ()


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Can Joseph Gordon-Levitt have a new movie out every month? Please? The man has nothing better to do than pose in a series of increasingly drool-worthy photo spreads, right? (Tom & Lorenzo)
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Also slaver-making is this rad Mondo poster for Looper. That movie cannot get here fast enough. Can it be the future now? Please? (Unreality)
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Speaking of old Jay Gee El, doesn't this paperback bow tie look like something he might wear? (Etsy)

If you've never seen the great Key and Peele sketch featuring Obama's Anger Translator, I can think of no better place to start that this one covering Mitt Romney's 47% scandal. (ABL)

Wrap your head around this "casting that almost was" news. Andy Garcia was almost the lead in Big. You're picturing him eating baby corn right now...aren't you? (FD)

I'm not often a fan of novelty belt buckles, but this one taps right into my 80s nostalgia. In fact, wasn't there one of these on Zoltar? (Laughing Squid)

EW has indicated that someone major will die this season on "Sons Of Anarchy." Place your bets now. (WG)

Ron Moore, he of "Battlestar Galactica" fame, is developing a TV show based on "A Knight's Tale. Naked Chaucer or get the f*ck out. (Vulture)

Speaking of Tudyk-vehicles, there is an amazing "Firefly" anniversary book for sale (on massive discount). I got my hands on this baby earlier in the week and it is amazing. A Whedon fan's dream. (Topless Robot)

And, uh, while we're on the subject of Whedon dreams, snuggle up with Loki and Thor in this amazingly creepy blanket. (The Mary Sue)
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And to make sure your day is SUPER homoerotic, I'll leave you with this BreakBad Mountain video. Swim around in the sexual tension until your fingers get all pruney.



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  • Anna von Beav

    "there is an amazing “Firefly” anniversary book for sale "

    You should probably also have mentioned the Buffy one that is coming out in December, which is currently available for pre-order on Amazon at half list. And they do that whole pre-order lowest price guarantee thing, which means if it drops any more that's what you'll pay for it.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/produ...

  • Yocean

    Why is Thor so much bigger than Loki? I mean, like, both vertically and horizontally? Look how big his thigh is. Loki's entire torso can fit in Thor's thigh. Is his thigh pregnant with party god like his Greek counter part Zeus was with Dionysis? If so, who's his baby daddy or mamma or both? Was it the sex changing Loki horse? So many questions for inquiring minds. Suffice it to say no straight man will be sleeping or doing anything under that blanket. She is way way gone at that point for that.

  • athena23

    I wish to file a complaint against the author: I was cheated by the headline and the accompanying photo. This is false advertising. Blanket=creepy. Headline+header photo=complete satisfaction. I'm calling a lawyer...

  • Jezzer

    Why is the arm holding Thor so much bigger than the other arm?

    ...is this a wanking thing? :((((

  • Jezzer

    It looks like it's Thor, Loki, and the Corpse Bride. This blanket is right smack in the middle of a Venn diagram for "Thor fans - Tim Burton Fans - #foreveralone."

  • Quatermain

    "Ron Moore, he of “Battlestar Galactica” fame, is developing a TV show based on “A Knight’s Tale." I can't think of a movie that deserves to be made into a TV show less, unless it's 'Big Momma's House', and Tyler Perry is already doing that.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    What's wrong with A Knight's Tale? Apart from Shannyn Sossamon, of course.

  • Quatermain

    It's stupid, and not fun stupid like SciFi Original Pictures Presents but obnoxious stupid like a white supremacist newsletter. It's history as taught by someone who learned it themselves from MTV and Disney princess movies. Watching that movie is like having someone tell you in excruciating detail about the weekend they spent LARP-ing and not being able to invent some sort of excuse to get away. It's one saving grace is that it's verrrrry slightly better than 'Ever After' with Drew Barrymore.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    The hell? Do you really think a movie made entirely to entertain should be completely historically accurate? Never mind that it comes really close where props and background are concerned. In that respect it's better than, say, Gladiator.

    A Knight's Tale movie is a fucking action-comedy in a medieval setting, nothing more, nothing less. It's fast-paced, with witty dialogues, top-notch action scenes, and just the right amount of crazy to make it good.

    And Ever After is a fairy tale, for gods' sake.

  • Quatermain

    No, I don't expect historical accuracy from Hollywood, it'd be hypocritical considering how much I love Braveheart. I don't even expect them to not make stupid movies.

    But if you're going to make a stupid movie, it should the fun kind of stupid, like Expendables 2, not the kind of stupid that thinks it's clever and panders to the people who write 'lol, totes' on their Facebook account and think they've communicated something worth articulating.

    As for 'Ever After' being a fairy tale doesn't excuse it being terrible anymore than being a fairy tale excuses 'Once Upon A Time' or 'Snow White and the Huntsman' for being terrible.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Ah, okay, you like the Expendables. That explains a lot.

  • ScienceGeek

    Was anybody else pathetically gleeful when they discovered Paul Bethany was the voice of JARVIS? Like, yelling 'Hey, That Guy!' when his name popped up on the credits and then having to explain to your husband that he was 'the naked poet in A Knight's Tale'.
    Just me, then?

  • John G.

    Will the Knight's Tale TV show use David Bowie songs in medieval times like the movie did?

  • firedmyass

    You do realize that it wasn't a documentary, right?

  • John G.

    what? I don't know what you mean.

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Someone actually made that?

  • jmd

    And pre-ordering complete! Thank you Surveys from the medical website I belong to for supplying me with Amazon points so I may have almost instant gratification - I will literally be in my bunk with this.

    And that header photo really got my hopes up - damn you Joanna!

  • Jannymac

    Dear lord...that blanket...it's like they are sleeping (nesting?) with an emaciated corpse.

  • lowercase_ryan

    Wait, I want something on Etsy?!? Jesus, I want something on Etsy... =(

  • What's wrong with Etsy?

  • Puny god!

  • Ok...so many creepy things about that blanket, but the question I cannot escape is, "Why is Loki wearing corn-on-the-cob on his leg?"

  • mairimba

    That's BS if Opie dies. He's one of the best characters on the show. I would seriously consider stop watching the show if this happens.

  • Snath

    He's one of the only characters with any real growth. He's been through so much during the show, and his personality changes along with it in a believable way.

    Unlike Jax and "glower glower seethe seethe."

  • KatSings

    I'm all for Hemsworth in my bed...but that blanket is creepy as all hell. ::shudders::

  • Maguita NYC

    That Thor-Loki blanket... Talk about a wet dream!

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