George Clooney & Stacey Keibler Broke Up: When's the Next Round of Auditions?
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George Clooney & Stacey Keibler Broke Up: When's the Next Round of Auditions?

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | July 8, 2013 | Comments ()


You've already caught the box-office reports, but now it's time to reflect upon why The Lone Ranger failed. Is it because the movie symbolizes everything that's wrong with Hollywood? (Vulture)

Independence Day means that celebrities trot out their bikinis. For starters, here's Heather Locklear looking not at all like she's 51 years old. (Us Weekly)

Rihanna doesn't look bad either. Yeah, I'd kill to have that booty. (HuffPo)

This year's Comic-Con lineup includes Veronica Mars, "Walking Dead," Amazing Spider Man 2, and ... Metallica. (Slashfilm)

This English couple looks awfully calm for having their wedding vows interrupted by a very scary looking tiger. (Mental Floss)

Gerard Butler and Bradley Cooper were spotted posing for selfies while wearing matching suits at Wimbledon. Don't they look like the second coming of Wham! together? The full series of photos is adorable. (Buzzfeed)


Victoria Beckham claims to feel guilty every time she walks out the door for work. Join the club, honey. (Celebitchy)

Dustin is terribly excited about the ending of "Dexter," and since I know you love his conspiracy theories, you'll want to check out his take on how the show should end. (Warming Glow) Plus, here's his recap from last night's too obvious second episode. (WG)

Here's a primer of the five most terrifying types of zombies from pop culture. (Unreality Mag)

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 has a new trailer, and it's meh. (Film Drunk)

The Germans have appropriated "shitstorm" from us? Excellent. (The Mary Sue)

The death knell has tolled for George Clooney and Stacy Keibler's not-at-all contractual relationship. George will soon hold auditions for a replacement at an undisclosed Las Vegas penthouse. Knowledge of boob-taping methods is a must. Waitresses, ex-glamour models, and wrestlers welcome. (DListed)


Should NFL players be compensated when their likenesses are used in video games? (Kotaku)

Gillian Anderson looks lovely but very uncomfortable in this little black dress. (Go Fug Yourself)

Three reasons exist why Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson might be superhuman. Only three? (Cracked)

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  • Lauren_Lauren

    Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 has a new trailer, and it’s meh.

    With your header picture, I first read this as Clooney with a Chance of Meatballs, and I thought "Finally, the perfect movie".

  • Dammit, I wanna be sitting next to Gerard Butler and have him make hilarious comments in his Scottish accent while wearing a suit. He'd make TENNIS enjoyable. Hell, I'd watch 20 straight hours of QVC, of TV Evangelists, of ANYTHING with him.

  • **I AM** NotTheOne

    Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 has a new trailer, and it’s meh.

    Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs has a sequel. Why?

    Re Dustin's conspiracy theories: Dustin is becoming that guy who retreats with his family to a "compound" not easily reached by visitors. He will start growing and raising all of his own food because he believes the government is secretly tampering with his food and water supply. He has already filed off his fingerprints and changed his social security number.

    Stay crazy, my friend. Can't wait to hear the Homeland conspiracy theories.

  • Hazel Dean
  • e jerry powell

    Gerard and Bradley have nothing on actual tennis players in terms of looking like a cute gay couple.

  • **I AM** NotTheOne

    I am already ordering a gift for their imaginary wedding.

  • e jerry powell

    I'm thinking something in art glass. Very tasteful and French. Lalique, perhaps?

  • **I AM** NotTheOne

    Well they damn sure don't need matching scarves now do they?

  • e jerry powell

    And apart from that plane, Roger's already got a gull-winged Mercedes in red. Maybe a gift certificate for car detailing?

  • **I AM** NotTheOne

    I am so jealous of these bitches they need to buy ME something. Jeebus.

  • e jerry powell

    Think outside the box; they might adopt you.

  • e jerry powell

    AB: Seriously?

    Well, you can have some of my booty. FSM knows I have enough for two.

  • ,

    As a hetero man, I'll just say I'm still not sure who to be happier about the newfound singlehood, Stacey or George.

    Eenie, meenie ...

  • BWeaves

    I think we should be proud the Germans have embraced "shitstorm." It actually sounds like Scheißesturm, so it wasn't much of a stretch.

    I think it's a fair swap for them giving us Schadenfreude and Fremdschämen.

  • Cazadora

    In Michael Lewis' book on the financial crisis "Boomerang" he spends quite a bit of the German chapter writing about the obsession that Germans have with all things fecal related. Not surprising at all that they have adopted "shitstorm" into the lexicon.

  • ,

    As long as they keep giving us Fraulein.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Too lazy to find the umlaut? ;)

  • Fabius_Maximus

    "Scheißesturm" has just too many syllables to be convenient.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Gerard Butler and Bradley Cooper were spotted posing for selfies while wearing matching suits at Wimbledon.

    Are they a couple?! Please tell me they are a couple.

    Should NFL players be compensated when their likenesses are used in video games?

    Um, yes, duh. Unless there is some stupid clause in NFL player contracts that says the NFL owns their likenesses as pertains to their NFL playing. But for college? Yes and yes. It should be illegal to use their likenesses commercially in the games at all while they are current students, and they should be individually licensed/compensated once they are not. Licensing for use of school mascots/uniforms should be a separate agreement with the school, and both should have to sign on for an NCAA player to appear in a for-profit game.

    I got no truck with Clooney. He's a serial monogamist. He doesn't treat his women poorly. And they probably go in with eyes open. As one ex said to me, "good night, dear, sleep well, we'll most likely break up in the morning."

  • Yeah, Clooney loves the ladies, but as far as anybody has seen, he is a straight shooter romantically. If a woman goes in thinking she is gonna land the big fish, that's on her. But if she goes in looking for a good time with a (so far) pretty cool guy, then she should enjoy the ride.

    EDIT: Oh come on, why I get downvoted?

  • Joe Grunenwald

    George Clooney and Gina Carano should get together.

  • I would rather have Carano and Stacy Keibler get together...

    Wrasslin' Wednesday Nights....I can bring the baby oil....

    Oh no...

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  • Maguita NYC

    I bet he would love it that she can kick his ass.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    soderbergh connection....

  • Maguita NYC

    George and Stacey broke up? Noooooo! I was positive she was the one....

    Dear George,

    I'm no ex-waitress, hustler, wrestler, starlet or whatever you have been employing up to now, but I am a cute blonde bitch on wheels who knows how to handle a-holes while maintaining a "dignified" professional attitude.

    Also, I hear you like the whip.
    I know how to handle one.

    Call me, I negotiate on annual basis.

    Also, I look good in Armani.

  • cgthegeek

    I'll be Clooney's beard any day. See, I've had my eye on these Loubiton's and this Hermes bag...

  • Classic

    Okay that was funny.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    It's the thighmaster, right? That's why you look so good in the Armani, isn't it?

  • BWeaves

    Oh, dear. I read that, "Call me, I negotiate on anal basis."

  • Maguita NYC

    Even George can't afford that.

  • I think this alone should get you an audition.

  • Tinkerville

    Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs is vastly underrated and I'm sad the sequel looks shabby.

    I realized I frequently find myself doing one word narrations of my activities like Flint. Researching! Dialing! REGRETTING! Re-psyching!

  • Bodhi

    I unabashedly love that movie

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