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By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (68)



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Ah, the Jibbering horde, I love you, truly I do. I’d like to take a serious moment and ask you all to send positive thoughts to long-time Pajiban dammitjanet as she waits on some medical test results for her young niece. dammitjanet is a kick@ss lady and if you know her in the realspace or on the facespace, she asks you send any message of support discretely as she is trying to keep this news close to the family. That she thinks of us as family is almost too much Pajiba Love for my sad little spackled heart. To quote something said earlier this week, “With any luck, Keyser Söze is currently hunting down cancer, its friends and family, and anyone it ever knew.”

So you know how I like lists. Am addicted to lists? Am turning Pajiba into some sort of Listomania? Here’s a list of films with soundtracks that are dominated by a single artist. If you haven’t already, I really recommend you listen to the Away We Go soundtrack by Alexi Murdoch. It’s perfect if you’re looking for a sort of mellow, Nick Drakeian vibe, which I often am. (Funtuna)

If you click on this, you will be treated to eight tech inventions inspired by science fiction that became real (realish…almost very nearly real) in 2010. To quote a friend of mine, “WHERE IS MY F*CKING HOVERBOARD, ZEMECKIS?” (Dvice)

You know how we were all baffled and saddened by Jake Gyllenhaal dating that squinty teenager? (Yes, yes, she’s 21…but sort of still a teenager in the head, don’t ya think?) Well he’s not no more. Yay! I’m that much closer to spending Thanksgiving with Peter Sarsgaard!!! That’s why people date Jake Gyllenhaal, right? (Evil Beet)

Speaking of my sad, spackled heart, it grew three sizes this morning when, as a result of this video, Ted Williams, a homeless man with a golden voice, was featured on radio station WNCI 97.9 and is being offered voice-over work left and right. Seriously, no snark, just love. (The Daily What)

I’m including this link on director Neill Blomkamp’s upcoming project, Elysium, in the hopes that you guys will say that thing about prawns. Because it makes me laugh when you do. (Scifi Mania)

James Franco is attached to a boatload of upcoming projects including making his directorial debut with an adaptation of William Faulkner’s “As I Lay Dying.” VARDAMAN’S MOTHER IS A FISH. Mom and dad, if you’re reading this, that’s my English Degree at work. Money well spent, non? (Showbiz 411)

“The Telegraph” (more reputable than “The Sun,” yeees?) has photos of a new Batman musical which looks pretty sweet but is called, disappointingly, “Batman Live” rather than “Batman Spectacular, Spectacular.” I dunno about you, but I am looking forward to a fresh source for on-stage injury stories. (The Telegraph)

What were the two shortest feature films of 2010? The answers to this and dozens of other questions about 2010 film that you didn’t even know you had. (Eric D. Snider)

Okay, this is about love, right? And you all love bacon, right? I’m here to test that theory. Let me know how you feel about bacon after you watch this. Warning, eat your lunch first. (Epic Meal Time)

Rowles stole my thunder earlier by posting that Ryan Gosling “My Little Pony” video. I’ll let it pass because a) we know Dustin has no self-control when it comes to the Ryans of this world and b) he’s my boss…so…whatcha gonna do. You know what I’m gonna do, DR? Post something even cuter. Oh yes. Check out this earnestly sweet father singing one of my favorite, heart-meltyist songs (“Home” by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros) with his tooth achingly adorable daughter. Also, they do a surprisingly great job. Suck on the sweetness, Rowles.

And because I dare not leave you on a sweet note, lest you think I am soft and susceptible to your Pajibarbs, here’s something that made me snerk and snark with glee yesterday, Josh Groban singing some of Kanye’s finest tweets. Groban wrote, “It was an honor to sing these. I sincerely hope he doesn’t lash out at me with sick floetry.” Did I ever think I would like Josh Groban? No, no I did not.

(h/t badkittyuno)

Joanna Robinson, your link wench, actually enjoys the occasional Pajibarb. You can lash her with your sickest floetry here: godtopuswept@gmail.com.









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Comments

That film list is sorely hampered by the omission of "Walking and Talking" which has an awesome Billy Bragg soundtrack.

Also, when I first saw Away We Go, I though they were using Nick Drake music so you're spot on there.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 5, 2011 1:08 PM

Thank you so, so much, Joanna. I really appreciate the shout-out. Haven't heard any more today, will hopefully have an update tonite. You guys ARE family and the absolute best.

Posted by: dammitjanet at January 5, 2011 1:09 PM

Oh, PaddyDog, I love that movie and that soundtrack. "Let Me Paint You A Picture" is one of my all time jams.

Posted by: coveredinbees at January 5, 2011 1:11 PM

I hereby pledge my support to dammitjanet and her kinfolk, anyone who doesn't isn't is a communist.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 5, 2011 1:16 PM

Obviously I meant to write: *anyone who doesn't IS a communist.

/my post was sabotaged

//by commie sleeper agents

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 5, 2011 1:19 PM

Whet? Yew meen yer a bludy Prawn Luva? Yew knao thet it's in the boible thet they arr sobhooman?

Yis, it's in the New New Tistamint: "End Men Shell Hev Duminion Ovah The Bids In The Err, The Feesh In The See, End Those Bludy Irthropads Thet Cem From The Sky".

Yew bludy Prawn Luva....

Posted by: TheUpsetter at January 5, 2011 1:19 PM

Love you dammitjanet. All the best thoughts to your niece.

Posted by: Unrepentant Commie Bastard at January 5, 2011 1:22 PM

Does anyone else read her name as "Dammit, Janet!" Like she just spilled hot cocoa on your lap, but you're not really all that made because it was clearly an accident, but you're still pretty mad because you're wearing new jeans? Like that?

Hope everything turns out okay, dammitjanet.

Posted by: superasente at January 5, 2011 1:23 PM

coveredinbees: I may just have to adopt you as my virtual daughter. It'll mean you have to share a room with Alex the Odd since I adopted her about three years ago, but I'm sure the two of you will get along just fine.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 5, 2011 1:25 PM

Also, "Let Me Paint You a Picture" is on my top five list of amazing break-up songs that will just immediately undo any recovery you might have been experiencing.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 5, 2011 1:28 PM

I am just a prawn in this oceanic game called life.

Posted by: dahlia6 at January 5, 2011 1:28 PM

I'm hoping that everything is ok, dammitjanet and then we can all get back to normalcy. Your definition of normalcy may be different than mine. Also, puppies.

Posted by: admin at January 5, 2011 1:29 PM

Sorry, "Must I Paint You A Picture." For years, when I would watch that movie, before I broke down and bought the soundtrack, I thought he was singing "Let Me Buy You A Big Car". . .because Billy has a delish accent and I'm a stupid American sometimes.

Posted by: coveredinbees at January 5, 2011 1:30 PM

I have ShamelessGrobanLuv! It's a sickness. And he's cute.

Posted by: Chickaboom at January 5, 2011 1:32 PM

Hoping for the best for your niece, too, dammitjanet.

Posted by: Chickaboom at January 5, 2011 1:33 PM

I love J-Grobe. Not for his music, which I really cannot stand, but for his guest appearances on "Glee", and now this.

Posted by: nosio at January 5, 2011 1:46 PM

And dammitjanet, I'm sending positive vibes your niece's way. I hope everything turns out okay.

Posted by: nosio at January 5, 2011 1:49 PM

Josh Groban was really funny guest hosting Never Mind the Buzzcocks a couple or so weeks back, not quite as funny as Juliet Lewis, but I'm not sure of how much of the funny stuff she did and said was done to get laughs intentionally.

Posted by: cockroach at January 5, 2011 2:02 PM

Holy shit. Why didn't anyone tell me THIS VIDEO existed?!

Josh Groban is my soulmate. I hope he likes fajitas and falling old people as much as I do.

Posted by: jM at January 5, 2011 2:04 PM

yay for new pajiba love bee lady!

lisztomania... think less but see it grow... like a rhi- like a rhi- NO!

(good vibes to dammit janet.)

Posted by: stopthemadness at January 5, 2011 2:04 PM

I said! Did I not say, in that 'people you like despite their crap oeuvre' diversion? Josh Groban is charming as hell. Now he's hosted Never Mind the Buzzcocks and was, again, delightful and funny. Why must his music suck so operatically?

Posted by: NoDice at January 5, 2011 2:05 PM

I'd eat that meat monstrosity. And I'd do it with sourdough bread a chocolate milkshake. Why? BECAUSE FUCK YOU,THAT'S WHY.

Pulling for you, dammitjanet.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 5, 2011 2:19 PM

I love Epic Meal Time.
I'd wrestle that Turbaconmeatthing in the Meat Gingerbread house they made.

And on another note, love to dammitjanet.

Posted by: Odnon. at January 5, 2011 2:26 PM

And for all the hype about how "big" that Batman thing is, it sure looks tiny in that photo. What is this? Theatre for ANTS?!?!

Posted by: Odnon. at January 5, 2011 2:30 PM

Joanna, you are rocking the ever-loving shit out of Pajiba Love. Keep it up!

Posted by: The_wakeful at January 5, 2011 2:33 PM

Odnon, it's only a model!

Posted by: coveredinbees at January 5, 2011 2:40 PM

Let me know how you feel about bacon after you watch this.

Is that a sort of threaty thing?

Hell, I'm having bacon tonight! And now you can't have any.

Posted by: Jay at January 5, 2011 2:42 PM

I need to work on my Zoolander impersonation...

Posted by: Odnon. at January 5, 2011 2:50 PM

You do that, I'll work on my Monty Python impersonation.

Posted by: coveredinbees at January 5, 2011 2:51 PM

Boy, when we get together, we'll set the Internet on FIRE!

Posted by: Odnon. at January 5, 2011 2:53 PM

Does anyone else read her name as "Dammit, Janet!"

Actually, I always read it as "Damm Itjanet" and wonder what kind of weird cult she's aligned with that wants to dam a non-existent river.

So anyway, good luck with the tests, dammitjanet.

Posted by: Kballs at January 5, 2011 2:57 PM

....you just need to complete the line....dammit, janet, you're a...........

Posted by: dammitjanet at January 5, 2011 3:02 PM

Fookin zef prawns!

cool D-9 online game:
http://www.reviewstl.com/district-9-online-game.php

And cuddles to dammitjanet and her family.

Posted by: Mrs Smith at January 5, 2011 3:05 PM

That's right KB__all..S and my name is pronounced PAD-dyd-OG.

Keep taking those meds.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 5, 2011 3:06 PM

I always go with "Dammit Janet! I love you." and then imagine Barry Bostwick in his underpants.

Moral support nonetheless dammitjanet.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 5, 2011 3:13 PM

I felt a lot less judgey about the Gyllenhaal/Swift thing when I remembered that when I was 27 I had a 20 year old boyfriend. He was so beautiful, I couldn't believe I was allowed to touch him.

Not exactly an appropriate follow up to my best wishes for Janet, but we all contribute in our own way.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 5, 2011 3:15 PM

damnitjanet - I hope the news for your niece is the best it can be. Here's to positive thoughts and a good outcome!

As for Josh Groban - I don't own a single thing he's ever done, but I LOVE him. He's dorkily adorable, and has an amazing sense of humor. He's not afraid to poke fun at himself and has wicked comic timing - if the variety show thing were still around, he would be perfect for something like that.

Posted by: luthien26 at January 5, 2011 3:20 PM

I always go with "Dammit Janet! I love you." and then imagine Barry Bostwick in his underpants.

Me too, Mrs. Julien! Me too! Except for the Barry Bostwick in his underwear part.

Posted by: tamatha at January 5, 2011 3:26 PM

tamatha - Give it a go.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 5, 2011 3:29 PM

You know, the more I learn about Mrs. Julien.........

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 5, 2011 3:32 PM

The pitter patter of those ellipses is somewhat discomfiting PaddyDog.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 5, 2011 3:39 PM

dammitjanet, I have appealed to every deity that things go well for your niece. Just this once, I'll concede the existence of a higher power, because this is what deities are for, right? And I am sending good vibes and healing juju, as well.

Posted by: Reba at January 5, 2011 3:52 PM

Uhhh . . .

Hmmm . . .

Errr, just out of curiosity, how old are you, Mrs. J? I only ask because it just so happens that I was extra beautiful at age 20 and had an older girlfriend.

Posted by: Kballs at January 5, 2011 4:05 PM

Love Jimmy Kimmel....
How did that dad whistle like that? Crazy.

Joanna, awesome job on pajiba love!
(but, pleeeeeease stop using 'spackle')

Posted by: Teg at January 5, 2011 4:22 PM

Oh God, no. Please no. Mrs. J. Don't answer him. Just the thought of you and KBalls getting all sweaty together in a non-virtual way upsets me.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 5, 2011 4:29 PM

Hang in there, Janet and Janet's niece and family.

Posted by: Ranylt at January 5, 2011 4:46 PM

Joanna, I think you should keep using the word 'spackle'. It's fun for the whole family! Well, close families, anyway.

P.S. Is 'hate spackle' what you end up with after a hate fuck?

Posted by: Inara's Training Partner at January 5, 2011 4:46 PM

Erm... Batman Live is no musical, it's a stunt spectacular. This means there will be no douchenozzle rock stars composing the inevitably stupid music. A jealous Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen, Jr. have been twarted... for now.

Posted by: Carface at January 5, 2011 4:59 PM

Whoops. They've also been thwarted.

Posted by: Carface at January 5, 2011 5:00 PM

Mrs. Julien got spackled by a young Kballs?

Posted by: Paultera at January 5, 2011 5:04 PM

::storms out::

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 5, 2011 5:11 PM

Oooh I just watched Away We Go last night and the miss was all giddy over that Alexi guy. Good flick though.

Oh and good vibes coming your way Dammit... Janet.

Posted by: Blank at January 5, 2011 5:12 PM

Dammitjanet, I'm sending my best and vibiest of vibes your way. I hope everything turns out okay for your niece.

Posted by: meaux at January 5, 2011 5:24 PM

Posted by: TheUpsetter at January 5, 2011 1:19 PM

I could fookin' kess yew fer thet.

Does anyone else read her name as "Dammit, Janet!"?

Yes. Every time.

Posted by: Lauren at January 5, 2011 6:15 PM

dammitjanet, a friend got some bad news about his father yesterday, so consider your niece and yourself added to the good thoughts list. I really hope things turn out well.

In other business, I'd like to add the Friday Night Lights soundtrack by Explosions In The Sky, 'cause it's just so darned pretty.

Posted by: Groundloop at January 5, 2011 6:24 PM

“The Telegraph” (more reputable than “The Sun,” yeees?).

Absolutely Joanna. It's nick-named 'The Torygraph', as it tends to swing to the right, but it's generally considered to be one of the more respectable papers.

Of course, with our press, that sort of praise is akin to pointing out the tallest dwarf.

Posted by: Simon at January 5, 2011 6:56 PM

So we'll be expecting a Daily Mail story tomorrow!

Posted by: Jay at January 5, 2011 7:39 PM

Wait, that wasn't Nick Drake on the Away We Go soundtrack? The more you know...

Pulling for you & your family, dammitjanet.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at January 5, 2011 9:17 PM

I did not click on the bacon link because I would never, NEVER put my love of bacon at risk. That's just crazy.

Dammitjanet, I hope everything turns out okay.

Posted by: malechai at January 5, 2011 9:44 PM

Damn if that little girl's singing didn't melt my heart!

Posted by: John W at January 5, 2011 11:17 PM

Hope everything goes well for your niece, Dammitjanet (I ALWAYS sing the song in my head when I see your name).

That video of the dad and daughter singing is the most adorable thing I have seen in a long time. I feel like the Grinch whose cold heart grew three sizes this day.

Posted by: Even Stevens at January 6, 2011 1:19 AM

Hang in there dammitjanet..!

Posted by: Sarah J-Town at January 6, 2011 5:18 AM

So we'll be expecting a Daily Mail story tomorrow!

Jay - only if it is about the threat posed to society by immigrants/gay people/the BBC.

Posted by: Simon at January 6, 2011 5:51 AM

in the hopes that you guys will say that thing about prawns. Because it makes me laugh when you do.

Well, this is usually BWeaves's deal, but I'll do it for now:

FOOKING PRAWNS!!!

Posted by: Uriah Creep at January 6, 2011 6:11 AM

Holy crap, Joanna totally wins at the cute videos.
That brought a tear to my eye.

Best wishes for your niece, dammitjanet.

Posted by: Rykker at January 6, 2011 7:45 AM

"Fookin' Prawns, mahn!"

Posted by: Green Lantern at January 6, 2011 9:56 AM

Jake Gyllenhaal is gay people. He has a different beard every time a movie comes out. (The same way that Jennifer Aniston is "rumored" to be dating a costar whenever one of her crap romcoms comes out). Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.

Posted by: Dave at January 6, 2011 1:14 PM

dammitjanet, all my love to you and your family.

and nice to see Josh getting some love from you wickedly charming grunts. Loves ya!

Posted by: Kateshi Rinkichiku at January 7, 2011 4:26 PM