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Frosting Covered Images From Paul Rudd's New Film Will Give You Diabetes Of The Heart

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (16)

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Get excited, my girlish gunslingers and manly meth cookers, Season Three of “Justified” premieres tonight. If you aren’t already in love with this show, well, then, you’re not watching this show. Here’s a sweet interview with lead actor and co-producer Timothy Olyphant on his role, Elmore Leonard (read “Raylan,” it’s great) and Pajiba fav Carla Gugino. (Vulture)

Oh, and in the meantime, I’ll just leave this here.
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Speaking of adorable actors, here’s the first image from Paul Rudd’s This Is 40. Well, technically, there was an earlier photo of Megan Fox in the pool, but I’m a lady with ladyparts, so my preference is for the sugar shock. (FilmDrunk)

Speaking of Megan Fox (I mistyped her name “Mega Fox” twice now, my brain is trying to interfere) and shock, looks like ol’ Megs is in the running for the Liz Taylor biopic. It’s between her, Lindsay Lohan, and gouging my own eyes out. One of the three. (Celebitchy)

Ah ha! Speaking of eye torture. Check out Malcolm McDowell and Stanley Kubrick palling around on the set of A Clockwork Orange during a pivotal scene. (This Is Not Porn)

Hey kids, is your heart TOO healthy? Your arteries TOO unclogged? Then have I got a treat for you. Double fried Popeye’s Chicken. Word on the street is that it’s the sh*znit. (Serious Eats)

Just in case you missed the hundred or so commercials for it during The Golden Globes, NBC has a new “Glee”-esque show called “Smash.” Listen “Glee”-esque is enough to send me running for the hills, but, well, Angelica Huston! Come on! You can watch the first episode for free. Right here! Go forth! (iTunes)

Speaking of commercials, M&Ms will be releasing a new spokescandypersonthing. And, oooo, itth’s a lady. The Brown M&M will be debuting in an all new campaign. Word is she’s a little less slutty than Green. (Jezebel)

Speaking of sexy brown things, Beyonce has a new campaign for L’oreal where she is, um, distinctly NOT brown. (Gothamist)

I’ve got two poster porn links for you today. One is for both Tron films and, truth be told, these posters are better than the movies themselves. (/Film) Secondly, these posters for Star Wars, Back to The Future, etc. are minimalist fun. (GeekTyrant)
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And while we’re on the subject of cult film art, check out these surprisingly adorable clay version of badass film and TV characters. I want to snuggle that little Walter White. (BadAss Digest)

And, finally, here’s an xkcd comic which saps all the badass out of Gotham’s caped crusader. (XKCD)

Speaking of crusades. Colbert and Stewart are on a mission to bring their lampoon of the political system/electoral process to all new heights. Let Jon and Mario Batali treat you to a proper skewering.

And when you’re done laughing. Here’s something to make you cower and shiver in your cube. The ultimate Horror film supercut. Enjoy. Or cry. Either way.









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Comments

Has anyone seen the documentary Dark Girls referenced in the Beyonce article?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 17, 2012 1:32 PM

Ok, McDowell in that pic series looks like Evan Peters and now I miss AHS like crazy.

Posted by: KatSings at January 17, 2012 1:33 PM

Two minutes ago I was a grumpypotomus. Then, there was a photo of Olyphant. Suddenly it was all better!! Like, the inane mumblings of my coworkers were drowned out by birds chirping and shit.

It's all miraculous and stuff.

Posted by: SBrown at January 17, 2012 1:41 PM

Paul Rudd is edging into the old men who look like lesbians territory in that pic.

Posted by: Jadashay at January 17, 2012 1:42 PM

If the brown M&M is sassy and says "MMHMMM!" in that Tyler Perry all-Black-women-talk-this-way mode, I will stop eating M&Ms forever.

Also, thanks for the Olyphant sorbet. My palate needed it right now.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 17, 2012 1:58 PM

But in that case will you at least add the brown M&M to your "Table of Sass", Paddy? Between, say, Medea and whatever that creature was in Norbit?

I have $10 on either "child" or "girrrrl".

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 17, 2012 2:07 PM

Why do I watch those horror montages? Why do I do this? Oh, I remember now...I LIKE staying up all night with the light on, singing The Muppet's Song bout Rainbows and rocking back and forth, with a Ginsu knife secreted beneath my pillow.

Posted by: klingonfree at January 17, 2012 2:12 PM

I don't like scary movies. They scare me.

If I want to be randomly terrified, I can wait until Little Julien starts yelling, “Mummy” at 3:00 AM because he's had a nightmare. It's guaranteed to make me levitate off the bed, and then I try to soothe him while simultaneously praying my nitroglycerin tablet will dissolve quickly. It's really all the excitement I need.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 17, 2012 2:23 PM

How dare you speak ill of the Tron movies... that's blasphemy...

Posted by: Sean at January 17, 2012 2:32 PM

I wonder if Judd Apatow ever worries that he'll wake up one day to find that Paul Rudd has usurped his family. As if he'd never been there in the first place.

Posted by: Bert at January 17, 2012 3:04 PM

I read klingonfree's comment and my first thought was, "your pillow oozes knives?"

My second thought was, "that seems dangerous."

Followed by, "where can I get a knife-secreting pillow?"

Finally, "ohhhh... well, crap. Your pillow is just as boring as mine. Rats."

Posted by: Ghisent at January 17, 2012 3:07 PM

Ghisent:
 It could be the mattress that does the secreting since it happens beneath the pillow. Either way, since klingonfree spends a lot of time living in my brain, I want to get to the bottom of this.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 17, 2012 3:40 PM

True Story: When I was a teenager a criminal broke into my house and sat on my chest for an hour with a knife at my throat explaining he was going to do unspeakable things. I got away from him pretty much unscathed (even better story...Yay, me!) and I went along with my high school life. La la la. Many years later (lat month) my husband is cleaning under the bed and finds 2 kitchen knives, a hatchet and a baseball bat. The Ginsu knife was under my pillow. Some stuff never leaves your head and we are never really "unscathed," now are we? I guess I'm still a little paranoid. And I hate rapey stalker movies. Ew.

Also True: I had to go back and Google the meaning of secreted just now because I wondered if I had used it wrong, seeing all the hilarity about goopy pillows with knife secretions. Also ew.

Posted by: klingonfree at January 17, 2012 4:16 PM

I promised myself I'd shut up for the rest of the thread, but JESUS, klingonfree, that is quite a story. I'd be keeping knives under the bed too. And invent a knife secreting pillow: It keeps the knife secret and its special "terror sensing™" technology secretes it when you need it most!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 17, 2012 4:42 PM

More like diabetes of the fart.

Posted by: Lucas at January 17, 2012 9:35 PM

I don't want to nitpick, but I think diabetes of the heart is just regular diabetes. I feel qualified to comment on this because diabetes runs in one side of my family. My mom's side, of course. What a bitch.

Posted by: SaBrina at January 17, 2012 11:29 PM