Frances Bean Cobain Takes On A Kardashian ... And Loses? Plus Chris Hemsworth Loses The Hot
Try as we might, there's no escaping Fast & Furious 6 this weekend, and the fandom has officially lost it. Hence these Photoshop masterpieces of Vin Diesel as King Tut and the Mona Lisa. Yes, this shit is bananas. (Buzzfeed)
The latest K-Mart commercial is pun-filled and dirty to the point where it might make old-school David Letterman proud. Dave is still old school though, right? As a bonus, find out Dustin's crafty law school email address. (Film Drunk)
Francis Ford Coppola is returning to the Italian-American experience with a new multi-decade family saga that has nothing to do with the Corleone family. So it won't be The Godfather, and this movie is said to heavily feature "dance" as a key element. Intrigued? (Slashfilm)
I never thought I could (figuratively) fail to get it up for Chris Hemsworth, but this trailer and still from Ron Howard's Rush is destroying the magic. Whatever possessed him (or Daniel Bruhl) to play a Formula 1 driver? (Film School Rejects)
Some doofus paid $1.5 million at the amfAR Cannes gala to take a trip into space with grumpy chihuahua Leonardo DiCaprio. But at least it was for a good cause. (Videogum)
Charlie Sheen has finally dumped the stage moniker and assumed his real name, Carlos Estevez, but only because he's starring in the Machete sequel. That's actually kind of cool. (Film Drunk)
Generally speaking, Frances Bean Cobain is a pretty cool chick and one of the only celebrity kids who isn't a glorious idiot. However, I actually think she was far too harsh in her treatment of Kendall Jenner. Great, now I feel sorry for a Kardashian. Thanks, Frances. (Celebitchy)
Here's Heather Graham working it at one of the many Hangover III premieres. The way she wears this dress illustrates why I will always have a girl crush on Heather Graham. (Go Fug Yourself)
Just in case you forgot how much awfulness that tanning and sun damage can wreak in the long run, here's a primer. (Mental Floss)
Well, well. Teflon Ryan Gosling is no more. His latest movie got booed out of Cannes. (Grantland)
This Earth-core layer cake looks so delicious that one can easily understand why Galactus would take a huge bite out of the third rock. (The Mary Sue)
A new blind item appears to reveal that Tom Cruise is preparing to unveil his new
beard girlfriend on Father's Day for a happy-family photo op. The leading candidate for many people's guesses is Julianne Hough. Look at Adam Shankman's face in this photo! He's all, "Girl, don't go there." (Dlisted)
Ken Cosgrove tap dancing to Daft Punk? Sure, why not. (Vulture)
Some unidentified dude is attending all of the Cannes parties and convincing people that he is Psy. Perhaps this means it's time to truly retire "Gangnam Style." (Gawker)
Apropos of nothing, Ke$ha decided to drink her own pee on camera. You're welcome.
Finally and since Fast & Furious 6 is about to hit theaters (please let this be the last one), here's a recap of the franchise's previous installment in the form of an Honest Movie Trailer. "Kind of sounds like a high-speed handjob" and "jacked up on baby oil" really sums things up quite nicely.
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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)