Fit Mom Maria Kang Might Do Well to Refer to the List of Questions One Should 'Never Ask a Fat Girl'
Over the weekend, Shia LaBeouf got into yet another fight for the ages. During the encounter, he made some poor girl cry and screamed at her boyfriend, “I can get you killed!” Nice guy. An actress could never get away with this crap. (DListed)
Here’s a list of facts about movie theaters. You’ll probably already know about some of them, but there’s at least one or two that you haven’t heard before now. (Mental Floss)
Julia Louis Dreyfus gives a pretty damn good interview. I’m glad she finally escaped the Seinfeld curse and the Elaine hair. (Vulture)
How many people remember Nickelodeon’s You Can’t Do That On Television? Here are six facts about the show you probably didn’t know, because the Internet wasn’t around then to catalogue every moment of the series. (Moose looks just like you’d imagine Moose would look today). (WG)
Once Upon A Time has cast its Rapunzel and finally got some diversity up in there. (The Mary Sue)
Fit Mom Maria Kang got super angry the last time I wrote about her at Celebitchy. She wrote in to correct CB’s “mistakes” but only made herself look like even judgier than previously assumed. I guess the feud continues. (Celebitchy)
Speaking of Kang, I don’t know if this has been posted in PL already, but she should probably consult this list of things you should never ask a fat girl before opening her mouth. (Cosmo)
Stop the internet presses, y’all. Miley Cyrus has a new hairdo. (NY Daily News)
Pamela Anderson is now a brunette with a pixie cut. After decades of tubling blonde hair, I have to say she looks pretty good now. (Us Weekly)
The Andy Serkis motion-capture Animal Farm movie is coming in 2014. In response, Vince Mancini makes a weirdly appropriate statement about political satire. (Film Drunk)
Are these really the greatest science fiction books of the year? I’m assuming Hugh Howey’s Dust somehow didn’t qualify. (Buzzfeed)
Some of these coats are gorgeous, which is too bad because I’m not much of a coat-wearing person. I’m a polar bear, and yes, I have issues. (GFY)
Amanda Seyfried is taking over an Emma Stone role. Sounds like this switchover is one of the better ones. (Slashfilm)
There’s a move called “the Banderas,” and Joel from The Last of Us was caught doing it. Nifty. (Kotaku)
Exactly how did Clark Griswold avoid all of these dreadful injuries during his Christmas Vacation adventures? (USF)
I’m not much of a football watcher, but even I enjoyed this NFL tweet yesterday. Calvin Johnson earned himself a face full of snow. Hope y’all are staying warm in this nation of snow.
Calvin Johnson hauls in a SICK 33yd pass.. and gets transformed into a snowball. MUST-SEE: http://t.co/YIX08hH6JO— NFL (@nfl) December 8, 2013
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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)