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First Person To Identify This Celebrity Wins A Frozen Yogurt...Or Perhaps A Whole Meal Of Food

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | August 29, 2012 | Comments ()


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Just how bad was Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles script? Find out for yourselves. (io9)

Speaking of bad ideas, Charlie Sheen's monumentally terrible show "Anger Management" has been renewed for 90 episodes. That's a total of 100 episodes. That's 7x as many as "Firefly" ever had. Ohhhhh, America. (Vulture)

In other Whedon TV news, as you know doubt have heard, a "S.H.I.E.L.D." pilot has been greenlit by ABC. Many folks are mistakenly calling this a Joss Whedon show (me included), but it should be noted that the actual showrunners will be those attractive singers Maurissa Tancharoen and Jed Whedon. Good luck pulling out from under that shadow, guys. Most people are still giving Joss full credit for Cabin In The Woods. (Bleeding Cool)

To any man who feels the need to use this hand gun-shaped power tool: we get it, your penis is miniscule. (Laughing Squid)

Did you recognize that bro in header photo? Does seeing his underwear clad bottom half help? (DS)
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Mental Floss has 19 Wildly Dangerous Home Remedies From 100 Years Ago. Ahhhh, cocaine, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. (Mental Floss)

Speaking of dubious medicine/science, I somehow missed the fact that, according to a new law, if I were in Arizona I would be pregnant by now. Hoooo-eeeee. I hope my non-existant, future-perfect fetus is a boy. (The New Civil Rights Movement)

The children from Hook are all grown up. Um...Ru-fi-ooohhhhhhhhhhhnooooo.... (The Chive)

If you think Pajiba Nation won't be glued to their TV sets for the JGL-hosted episode of "Saturday Night Live" feat. Mumford and Sons, you're kidding yourself. Check out the schedule of hosts and mark your calendars accordingly. (CB)

Den Of Geek has a list of 15 novels eclipsed by their movie adaptations. I stubbornly disagree re: "Mary Poppins," but your mileage may vary. (Den Of Geek)

Dear Gangsta Papa Smurf. Call me. (Screen Rant)

Who-heads, check out Hobo Trashcan's interviews with both Matt Smith and Karen Gillan AND THEN COUNT THE HOURS UNTIL SATURDAY.

Ahem, sorry for yelling but join me, if you will, for all the vein-popping screaming rants from this last season of "The Newsroom." Trust me, it will be cleansing.




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  • $27019454

    Damn, I thought it was Dane Cook. He has that dull, meathead expression on his face.

  • endgame55

    Was the set of "Hook" near a nuclear test site because a lot of these actors look... well, mutant-y.

  • Darlene

    Ryan Reynolds.

  • Rupert the Third

    Sam Rockwell.

  • John G.

    Without reading any comments, I'll assume I'm first with "Will Ferrell??" Woooo Nailed IT!

  • denesteak

    will ferrell duh.

  • John W

    When watching Newsroom I find it best to hit fast forward whenever Maggie talks to Jim or Don.

  • McCoy

    It is good to know that Arizona with the bold stroke of a pen has eradicated rape in their state.

  • Bring your green hat, we're going streaking in the QUAD! Snoop snoop -a -loop!

    definitely in the top ten favorite movie lines, of all time ever.

    unless you meant the other guy. And that other guy is clearly David Schwimmer. trust me.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Yogurt or a "whole meal of food".

    Please tell me you aren't going around eating whole meals of something else.

  • TheOtherGreg

    Idris Elba

  • Wembley

    Are you sure it's not the guy from Hootie & the Blowfish that looks like Farrell?

  • Slash

    RE "boxers": I meant "tighty whiteys."

    You know, the very hottest underpants of all, with the possible exception of superhero-themed underpants.

  • Judge Holdenmynuts

    Chad Smith

  • Definitely.

  • Slash

    I'd like to know what they're doing in the picture. Besides what looks like standing in a stairwell. American Apparel photo shoot? Really, the entire photograph is begging for funny captions.

    Will Ferrell: Hey, man, have you seen my pants? I seem to have misplaced them.

    Other guy: Me too! Crazy! I was taking a nap in my dorm room, then I woke up and everything but my boxers and shoes were gone. I thought maybe I'd left them down in the laundry room.

    Will: Well, I started drinking from this large white cup, and you know how it is, I was holding my pants, and then I walked some more, and then I noticed my pants were gone. I think I took my shirt off earlier, but no idea where I left it. The goggles, I can't explain. No idea there. Maybe I was gonna go swimming, then changed my mind.

    Other guy: It's cool, dude. We're young and reasonably attractive. We both have killer abs. If you got it, flaunt it, right? This won't come back to haunt us in any way.

    Terry Richardson: Hold it right there, guys. This scene is very evocative, and when I say evocative, I mean it looks like I picked up both of you at the bus station and paid you $10 each to pose for me in a vaguely seedy-looking location. As soon as I'm done here, I'm gonna go see if I can find some barely legal looking girls to photograph in a similarly unflattering manner. It's not porn if it looks like you MEANT to make it look scuzzy.

    Will and other guy: Right behind you, dude ...

  • DominaNefret

    Pregnancy is measured from the first day of your last period. That is the standard across the board. By the time you know you are pregnant, you are four weeks pregnant, not two. Any law that says no abortion after 20 weeks really means 18. If it says 26, it means 24. Arizona just clarified that in their wording.

  • indarchandra

    I am unfamiliar with this measurement. I thought pregnancy was measured by when a sperm penetrated the ova and the resulting zygote. Some folks measure it as when the blastocyst implants on the uterine wall. In either case, conditions are typically optimal for that two weeks after the first day of your last period. I've only been pregnant once, and that was only for 6 to 8 weeks. I didn't clarify with my obgyn on exact definition they used to determine that time frame. Perhaps other folks who have more experience with pregnancy can chime in here, but it feels like if a government is going to "clarify" on medical issue, how about we go with the medical definition and not the kind-of-sort-of-easiest way to look at a calendar.

  • DominaNefret

    I didn't mean to thumbs down, sorry!
    This is the medical definition. Any doctor will calculate your pregnancy from the first day of your last period. This isn't something the government just decided.
    It can take up to five days to fertilize and implant after having sex, so knowing what day you had sex doesn't mean you know when fertilization occurred.

  • DominaNefret

    Also, to clarify, I am totally gung-ho pro choice.
    I have also been pregnant twice, one ectopic, one abortion. In both cases, my doctors tracked from the first day of my last period. In one instance, I had only had sex once on the last month, and they said it didn't matter, they always count from the beginning of your cycle.

  • competitivenonfiction

    Yeah, this is also a problem for calculating due dates, because not everyone ovulates and gets pregnant fourteen days after their last period. So if you ovulate later, they might think you've gone overdue when you haven't. Generally, they clarify your due date etc through the ultrasound, but I think they still tack on two weeks to be consistent.

    I don't think this makes what is going on in Arizona any less strange, or any less scary.

  • annie

    Rufio was still playing high school-aged characters within the past 5 years, too. Huh.

  • Jezzer

    Dammit, I thought we were supposed to be identifying the other guy in the picture, and I've been staring at his ass for the past 20 minutes trying to guess.

    *goes back to staring, just in case*

  • L.O.V.E.

    Here's a hint: he is a vice-presidential candidate.

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    Fill Warrell?

  • Forget Mumford & Sons, Muse is gonna be on SNL this year? Hot damn!

  • mb

    I would have shared your excitement years ago but have you HEARD Madness? I thought Resistance was a step in the wrong direction, but their 2012 tracks are a full-blown catastrophe. I don't know whether to blame Kate Hudson or Stephanie Meyer, but Muse has become a strange hybrid of Coldplay, Maroon 5, and Liberace.

  • No, I haven't heard any of their new tracks! I know Resistance wasn't their best, and yeah, they phoned it in for all the Twilight soundtracks (I like to think that was their subtle way of saying "This franchise sucks" by adding their own, uh, suck), but damn, I was hoping this new album would be good.

  • Lindzgrl

    EVERYBODY JUST CALM THE F*** DOWN! We know it's Will Ferrell .

  • Bert_McGurt

    Are we sure the other dude in the photo isn't Ken Marino?

  • Drake

    So, at this point is there any good reason not to wish that Arizona disappear down a black hole?

  • $27019454

    Guys, we gotta get lowercase_ryan outa there, stat!

  • Bert_McGurt

    If not a black hole, then maybe some kind of...grand...canyon?

  • Sara_Tonin00

    somehow this link dump has yielded the most boring set of comments yet. :)

    JRo - I think you can "disagree" with the Mary Poppins assessment, but that's kinda like disagreeing with evolution, isn't it? Way more people know the movie.

  • laylaness

    I long ago learned never to click on a link from The Chive. Sorry, Hook children.

    Just how bad was Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles script?

    This is rhetorical, right?

  • Three_nineteen

    Will Ferrell!
    ...
    Crap! This post is an hour old already.

    DAMN YOU TIME WARNER CABLE GUY! THE ONE TIME YOU ACTUALLY SHOW UP IN THE WINDOW YOU SPECIFY JUST COST ME A FROZEN YOGURT!!!! DAMN YOU TO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL WHERE THERE IS NO FROZEN YOGURT

  • idiosynchronic

    "Charlie Sheen’s monumentally terrible show “Anger Management” has been renewed for 90 episodes."

    FUck, WhAT?

    Charlie must have underage male hooker photos for the entire FX & FOX management teams . .

  • damnitjanet

    WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Umm, Will Ferrell?

  • SLW

    42? I forgot the question, but the answer is always 42.

  • lowercase_ryan

    Tom Cruise!!! You never said WHICH bro...

  • AudioSuede

    Seeing Frank Ocean get the big SNL stage in the season premiere is exciting, though we'll see if this season they can do something about their sound board.

    All in all, I'm mega-excited for the new episodes. Any trade news regarding any new cast members?

  • Feral. Yes, I mean that.

  • AudioSuede

    He lives in a dumpster!

  • AudioSuede

    That was a bad feral cat joke. I'll get it right one of these days.

  • jM

    I'm Ron Burgundy?

  • Abbey Road

    Farrell... Yes?

  • thatgirlshines

    Will Ferrel!

  • Blake

    Will Ferrell?

  • DarkPassenger

    Will Ferrel

  • Will Ferrell

  • InternetMagpie

    WILL FARRELL! IT'S WILL FARRELL!

    I'll take meatloaf! MA! THE MEATLOAF! FUCK!

  • ZestyItalian2

    Will Ferrell?

  • e-dogg

    Will Ferrell

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