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Speaking of bad ideas, Charlie Sheen's monumentally terrible show "Anger Management" has been renewed for 90 episodes. That's a total of 100 episodes. That's 7x as many as "Firefly" ever had. Ohhhhh, America. (Vulture)
In other Whedon TV news, as you know doubt have heard, a "S.H.I.E.L.D." pilot has been greenlit by ABC. Many folks are mistakenly calling this a Joss Whedon show (me included), but it should be noted that the actual showrunners will be those attractive singers Maurissa Tancharoen and Jed Whedon. Good luck pulling out from under that shadow, guys. Most people are still giving Joss full credit for Cabin In The Woods. (Bleeding Cool)
To any man who feels the need to use this hand gun-shaped power tool: we get it, your penis is miniscule. (Laughing Squid)
Did you recognize that bro in header photo? Does seeing his underwear clad bottom half help? (DS)
Mental Floss has 19 Wildly Dangerous Home Remedies From 100 Years Ago. Ahhhh, cocaine, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. (Mental Floss)
Speaking of dubious medicine/science, I somehow missed the fact that, according to a new law, if I were in Arizona I would be pregnant by now. Hoooo-eeeee. I hope my non-existant, future-perfect fetus is a boy. (The New Civil Rights Movement)
The children from Hook are all grown up. Um...Ru-fi-ooohhhhhhhhhhhnooooo.... (The Chive)
If you think Pajiba Nation won't be glued to their TV sets for the JGL-hosted episode of "Saturday Night Live" feat. Mumford and Sons, you're kidding yourself. Check out the schedule of hosts and mark your calendars accordingly. (CB)
Den Of Geek has a list of 15 novels eclipsed by their movie adaptations. I stubbornly disagree re: "Mary Poppins," but your mileage may vary. (Den Of Geek)
Dear Gangsta Papa Smurf. Call me. (Screen Rant)
Ahem, sorry for yelling but join me, if you will, for all the vein-popping screaming rants from this last season of "The Newsroom." Trust me, it will be cleansing.
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