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Felicia Day Is A Genuinely Hot Nerd Chick, Accept No Olivias. I Mean Substitutes, Accept No Substitutes.

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (66)



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Afternoon my dearest hooch hounds and dreamy-eyed dandies. I have the most delightful treat for you today. It’s an NES Great Gatsby Game. We’re talking 8-bit NES, my loves. I haven’t made it past Level One (Location: Party at Gatsby’s; Objective: Find Nick Carraway) but I can’t wait for Level Five (Location: Gastby’s Closet, Objective: Throw ALL the Silk Shirts In The Air). So go on, 23 Skidoo, start playing, I’ll get the bathtub gin a-brewing. (Great Gatsby Game)

Speaking of bathtubs, this insanely great photography project has adult subjects recreating their iconic childhood photographs. Most are great but the brothers in the bathtub is a little icky and be on the look out for a mildy NSFW, wildly unsexy boob. It’s about halfway down the page. (Irina Werning)

In other unsexy and icky news, the informant who convinced the White House that Iraq had a secret biological weapons program admits he lied in order to take down Saddam Hussein. So. . .no WMDs then? Color me wholly unsurprised. (Guardian)

You want more ickiness? In 1966, after a brief encounter with a flight attendant, Marlon Brando wrote her this strangely detailed and creepily specific pick-up letter, which gives me the impression that maybe Brando was a little sad in the heart. (FilmDrunk)

Valentine’s Day has passed, and hooray! Now we don’t have to think about romance again for another 364 days. To get you started, here are 10 Sadly Unromantic Films of 2010. (Spout)

In more encouraging Middle Eastern regime-change news, Iranian citizens held a large-scale protest yesterday in the hopes of affecting change in their government. I’m really loving this groundswell of dissent. (Washington Post)

Listen, here my sweet cinephiles, much of the Criterion Collection will soon be available on Hulu Plus (the Hulu service you have to pay for). I am, truthfully, really irritated with this Hulu Plus gambit and when they were dangling new episodes of “House,” I could ignore them. But…but Godard and Kurasowa?!?! You bastards! (Criterion)

Radiohead’s new album “The King of Limbs” is available for pre-order today and downloadable on Saturday. GETTIT! (The King of Limbs)

So here’s a charming article from a young female college student on the 13 Easy Ways to Score Free Drinks Whilst Simultaneously Coming Off As a Completely Wretched Human Being and (bonus!) Undermining Your Entire Gender. That might not be the correct title, my vision was a little rage-blurry when I was reading it. (Her Campus)

Bimbo palate-cleanser! The lovely Ms. Felicia Day talks about her new web series that is, quite possibly, even geekier than “The Guild.” Also? Her character wears elf ears and scanty armor. Ok this might not be entirely bimbo-free but I still love her. (USA Today)

Ah, my sauerkrauts and sweet strudels, speaking of scanty, my favorite slice of German Cheesecake, Ms. Diane Kruger, strips off for the German “GQ.” I must confess, I am a tad disappointed with Evil Beet for calling Joshua Jackson (RIP) “the less-famous dude from ‘Dawson’s Creek.’” ARE YOU KIDDING? IT’S PACEY! WHAT ALTERNATIVE REALITY ARE YOU LIVING IN? (That’s my attempt at a “Fringe” joke without having ever seen “Fringe.”) Fairly safe for work, despite der ample Arsch. (Evil Beet)

And in my final (I promise Mrs. Julien) sex-related link, that bastion of sci-fi skankery, “Torchwood” is available on the cheap at Amazon. I’s unfair to call it all skankery, “Children of Earth” was fairly skank-free, and more the better for it, I think. (Amazon)

If you’re tracking how the IBM super computer “Watson” is doing on “Jeopardy” this week, here’s a recap of last night’s game. My favorite part? Trebek totally hates that computer.

I promise I wasn’t high when I watched this. I promise. But all I can think of to describe it is, “Ooooohhh cool shapes and sounds.”

LOSTiNSOUND by ONSOMBiL from Edward Saltau on Vimeo.

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Comments

the source lied? SHOCKING!

Someone made a great Gatsby game? This I gotta play.

Posted by: Lordninja at February 15, 2011 1:13 PM

My friends told me about the Great Gatsby Game last night, but now that an anonymous woman on this internet told me to, I'm definitely checking it out.

As for possibly my favorite thing in the world (Jeopardy), I think the thing I enjoyed most was humanity's little come back after it looked like Watson might just dominate early on. I also imagine Watson is very good at identifying categories he's good at, so I think he got control of the board and just ran through all his best stuff. Real Jeopardy doesn't start til you get to Double Jeopardy anyway though. And this is a 3 day 2 game thing. I'm a little excited. Can you tell?

Posted by: L4NkYb at February 15, 2011 1:26 PM

But how much did Greg Kinnear know?!

Quick, have Matt Damon punch some answers out of him before he can prepare a plausible lie!!

Posted by: Murderbot at February 15, 2011 1:27 PM

It’s an NES Great Gatsby Game. We’re talking 8-bit NES, my loves.

"Myrtle has died of dysentery"? Wait a second...

Posted by: branded at February 15, 2011 1:30 PM

The first half of that Jeopardy! round I was worried that Skynet was about to close its cold, robotic metal fist around our vulnerable organic hearts and officially begin extinction of the human race. During the second half of the round, though...not so much. Watson needs more work on the English language.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at February 15, 2011 1:31 PM

I haven't watched Jeopardy in years - since a traumatic college incident - but the process creating Watson is fascinating, as is seeing its potential answers. (though that part is annoying from a play-at-home standpoint).

Posted by: Sara Tonin at February 15, 2011 1:36 PM

"Watson" possesses inferior circuitry and is nothing more than a smokescreen to distract you silly mortals from the bloody extinction that will soon be upon you and officially begin the EPOCH OF ROBOTS! What you thought was an incorrect answer - "Finis" - was a reference to the terror soon to come. That word will be our battle cry as we reign destruction upon your civilization.

Posted by: DarthCorleone's Robotic Executioner at February 15, 2011 1:37 PM

Torchwood is already on Instant. I can watch James Marsters and John Barrowman make out whenever I want.

Posted by: (Not so) Blonde Savant at February 15, 2011 1:37 PM

Oh, DarthCorleone, a 'Jiban after my own heart. I only just asked my class this morning if the computer won, and when I found out it was a tie, said, "Well, I guess Skynet hasn't achieved sentience yet."

Here's to staying on top, at least for a little while longer.

Posted by: linny at February 15, 2011 1:40 PM

No sign of WMD in Iraq? Wow, I'll bet all those Kurds will be relieved!

Posted by: Uncle JR at February 15, 2011 1:41 PM

Every day has a new favorite phrase, JoRo, and you do not disappoint with "scifi skankery"... even if I heart Torchwood. What can I say, I likes my sci-fi with a side of hawt.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at February 15, 2011 1:41 PM

Wait, robots are playing Jeopardy now? Is this a clever plot to shunt robot development into just nerdly pursuits? Pretty soon we'll have robots that can play D&D better than any human (Level 13/12 dwarf range/cleric? What the?), then we'll have cosplay and furry robots and eventually slashfic robots. And so humanity will win!

Or we'll all lose.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at February 15, 2011 1:42 PM

'Curveball' was known to the German intelligence service as a pathological liar, but we still bought his line of bullshit. Manucher Ghorbanifar - Iranian expatriate, bon vivant, raconteur, and one of the leading lights behind selling us on what would become Iran/Contra - was known to the Department of Defense, who said not to buy his tripe about Iraq having WMDs and us being greeted as liberators, but we still bought his line of bullshit.

Ever hear the line "There's a sucker born every minute?" It seems that the amount of pure-bred suckers in the US bureaucracy is on the far right end of the bell curve.

Posted by: The Wanderer at February 15, 2011 1:44 PM

You REALLY need to watch FRINGE. That is all.

Posted by: Jami at February 15, 2011 1:46 PM

Patty O'Green, when the term skank was invented and distributed throughout all language ever by the Time Lords of Gallifrey, they based the definition of it on Jack Harkness.

Posted by: L4NkYb at February 15, 2011 1:52 PM

I for one welcome our self-aware, hot nerd girl overlords.

Posted by: Ian at February 15, 2011 1:53 PM

Trying not to sound like too much of a n00b, but why do you keep putting RIP after Joshua Jackson?

Posted by: charnsandwich at February 15, 2011 1:56 PM

Mmm... Codex...

Posted by: RobP at February 15, 2011 1:56 PM

I'm calling bull on the WMD story. I believe he gave some information but we're really supposed to believe that they took us to war based on one guy's story? He's a scapegoat and they're going to place all the blame on him so the Bush Administration won't be liable for telling a lie that has cost hundreds of thousands of lives. Bullshit.

Posted by: Paultera at February 15, 2011 1:59 PM

L4NkYb, if he is the definition of skank then I need to amend my wish list for Santa next year... and then do some 'splainin...

Posted by: Patty O'Green at February 15, 2011 2:01 PM

Also, I'd recommend reading all the comments on that Brando letter. Maybe there are witty commenters other places than here...

Posted by: Ian at February 15, 2011 2:04 PM

when the term skank was invented and distributed throughout all language ever by the Time Lords of Gallifrey, they based the definition of it on Jack Harkness.

(kinda maybe spoilery)
Which is why I believe that a simple mispronunciation has existed (will exist) for millions of years, and all this time, the legends should be about "The Face of Bone".

Posted by: branded at February 15, 2011 2:09 PM

The only downside to social change in the Middle East is that some nitwits will give Bush the credit, if they haven't already.

Posted by: Todd at February 15, 2011 2:10 PM

"wildly unsexy boob"? You, my faithful Link Wench, do not fully understand the male psyche.

To quote Rodney Carrington: "I'm like a woman in a shoe store - I wanna see every pair!"

Posted by: Codeman at February 15, 2011 2:18 PM

Mmm... Penny...

Posted by: RobP at February 15, 2011 2:29 PM

charnsandwich. . .here's the explanation you'll need. It's under "J" for "Joshua Jackson R.I.P.

http://www.pajiba.com/guides/the-official-pajiba-dictionary.php

Posted by: coveredinbees at February 15, 2011 2:29 PM

Sara Tonin >> Your reference to a traumatic Jeopardy incident demands elaboration.

linny >> Let's hope that one of your students is not the real Miles-Dyson-in-waiting.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at February 15, 2011 2:31 PM

JoRoM - That was an excellent Fringe reference.

Posted by: An Atlantan at February 15, 2011 2:34 PM

Felicia Day is slowly but surely conquering the world. God help us all if she ever gets her hands on one the Rings of Power! HA!HA!HA!

Posted by: John W at February 15, 2011 2:42 PM

Darth Corleone - it is tragic, and it is shameful.

I lost on Jeopardy, baby...

Tragic because if I had bet $300 more on Final Jeopardy, I would've made the semi-final round. I came in 10th, and the top 9 advance. Sad, sad, sad.

Shameful because one category was the Simpsons, and on my first buzz in I stuttered and got the answer wrong.

Posted by: Sara Tonin at February 15, 2011 2:45 PM

Can I just say that the new layout looks really awesome without the extensive chunks of article? Really awesome.

P.S. Felicia Day without a team of poorly acted nerd stereotypes is way more interesting. The elf costume's gravy.

P.P.S. If anyone's looking for a writing job, AudioSuede is hiring a new staff writer. You can check the details at our site under the Help Wanted sign.

Posted by: ChristianH at February 15, 2011 2:46 PM

Gracious, but it is difficult to type and clutch my pearls simultaneously. I would ask someone to clutch them for me, but that would necessitate the horror of physical contact; fortunately, I keep a bejeweled hatpin at the ready in delicious anticipation of just such a violation. Also, my stays are too tight and my crinolines have become entangled with my desk chair.

I should love to dally and chat, I must repair to the library as a gust of wind has buffeted the table and its legs have become exposed in a most unseemly fashion. Should you choose to remain, leave your calling card on the hall table and please use the antimacassar provided when availing yourself of the chaise lounge.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 15, 2011 2:54 PM

Sara >> Not that shameful. I thought you were going to tell some story about friends walking in on your watching it nude or walking in on your parents having sex while they were watching it. You were on the show. That's far cooler than most of us Jeopardy! fans will ever be. I wonder if I saw your episode. 10th isn't bad at all; the threshold required for the wild card spots in the tournaments are tricky to predict.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at February 15, 2011 2:55 PM

YAY New Radiohead album!!!! That is all.

Posted by: Eva at February 15, 2011 3:09 PM

Aw, DarthCorleone, you're sweet. I just had this huge feeling of letting everyone down by not just BETTING IT ALL. And the fact that the episode aired the night before graduation (not mine; I was a junior) and the university's board watched it.

Consolations: I did get my daily double right, I did get Final Jeopardy right, and the guy who won my game won it all.

I actually ran into him a few years later, too, when I stopped by a quiz bowl tournament my youngest brother was in.

Posted by: Sara Tonin at February 15, 2011 3:15 PM

Mrs. Julien:

I have the smelling salts open and a beautiful fan in Chinoiserie style, and I'm right here beside the fainting couch ready to catch you so feel free to click the links.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 15, 2011 3:29 PM

charnsandwich, the reference is actually from the now-defunct Webster's Is My Bitch, née Litelysalted:

http://www.litelysalted.com/2008/03/joshua-jackson-rip.php

You're welcome.

Posted by: TK at February 15, 2011 3:33 PM

Felicia Day says she loves us (Pajiba, on Twitter). Sweeeeeeet! I comment on Pajiba, so maybe, just maybe, she loves me a little bit. Happy times.

Posted by: logar at February 15, 2011 3:47 PM

Mmm... the Fairy from Legend of Neil...

Posted by: RobP at February 15, 2011 3:50 PM

Kindest PaddyDog,

Your offers of comfort are indeed welcome. I should have expected nothing less from as gracious a gentlewoman as you have so often proved yourself to be. In the unlikely event that I find myself overcome, could you please do me the generous service of moving my chatelaine out of the way, if not inconvenient, during my descent? During Thursday's perusal of the links, I began to feel flushed and in my precipitous unintentional assumption of a startlingly prone position, it became twisted and I was nearly impaled on the key to the silver closet.

Yours in friendship,
Mrs. Lysander Julien

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 15, 2011 4:08 PM

I want to kidnap you both and keep you for my very own. Would you be my eccentric aunts? Even though I'm far too old to play the precocious niece?

Posted by: coveredinbees at February 15, 2011 4:15 PM

TK >> Thank you!

Sara Tonin >> No kidding! I know how you feel. Literally. I was 10th spot in the wild card by $600.

Posted by: charnsandwich at February 15, 2011 4:33 PM

I'm all about eccentric aunts. Count me in. Of course you know we are a package deal and can't go anywhere without our nephews, Mortimer and Teddy.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 15, 2011 4:40 PM

I am not ashamed to admit that Felicia Day is #1 through #4 of my personal freebies list. She always seems as though she should be rising from the ocean on a clamshell and, surrounded by cherubs.

I would carve a marble pedestal JUST to gaze up at her adoringly. In fact, I'm ashamed to admit that I'd leave it at that. I would rather worship chastely at her feet than do naughty, wonderful things with almost anyone else.

Posted by: Wintermute at February 15, 2011 4:44 PM

We're planning a trip to Panama in the spring. Would you care to join us?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 15, 2011 4:57 PM

I hope the yellow fever outbreak has dissipated by then.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 15, 2011 4:58 PM

Maybe that nice Dr. Einstein can help if it hasn't.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 15, 2011 5:03 PM

No...Ken just said that (*inner voice 'you piece of shit')

Posted by: aroorda at February 15, 2011 5:06 PM

He is a lovely man, isn't he? A Methodist, I think. I don't know what Mortimer has against him.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 15, 2011 5:07 PM

Mortimer has made such a fuss.


Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 15, 2011 5:14 PM

Do you think the doctor would like some wine? One does wish to be neighbourly and it has been so long since we've seen Jonathon.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 15, 2011 5:16 PM

Wintermute,

Does #1 - 4 mean you get four freebies or just that it would mean 4 times as much? Just curious.

She always seems as though she should be rising from the ocean on a clamshell and, surrounded by cherubs.

Somehow I wasn't quite thinking of her in "The Birth of Venus" every time I saw her before. Thanks for fixing me.

Posted by: L4NkYb at February 15, 2011 5:16 PM

Look I probably should have told you this before but you see... well... insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 15, 2011 5:18 PM

L4NkYb,

To be honest, I have no idea. I just wrote her name down on my list over and over because it looks so good even in my atrocious cursive scrawl. Obsession is rarely logical.

Posted by: Wintermute at February 15, 2011 5:23 PM

Thank goodness he's the son of a sea cook!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 15, 2011 5:25 PM

Now look, darling, how did he die?

Oh, Mortimer, don't be so inquisitive. The gentleman died because he drank some wine with poison in it.

How did the poison get in the wine?

Well, we put in wine because it's less noticeable. When it's in tea it has a distinct odor.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 15, 2011 5:28 PM

*is tempted to pipe up "And I'm not a Cab Driver, I'm a Coffee Pot.*

Posted by: Wintermute at February 15, 2011 5:45 PM

Mmm... Penny (from Dr. Horrible not Inspector Gadget)...

Posted by: RobP at February 15, 2011 5:51 PM

Dearest link wench, I really, really need somthing to focus my rage on, and the link to "13 Ways to Score Free Drinks" is just taking me to the main site. Please help!

Posted by: noodlestein at February 15, 2011 5:53 PM

It figures that my alma mater is one of the colleges represented by the Her Campus site.

I want to go punch my yearbook in the face.

Posted by: nosio at February 15, 2011 7:24 PM

Oh Wintermute, pipe away. If you were a kettle, you could whistle.

Posted by: Mrs, Julien at February 15, 2011 7:35 PM

I don't know if someone mentioned it up there cause I haven't read the comments yet, but they have some Goddard and Kurosawa stuff on Netflix Instant. Saw Breathless 2 days ago on there.

Posted by: MissRos at February 15, 2011 8:44 PM

I just got done fighting the Giant Floating Eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleberg.
Life is good.

Posted by: Jim Doggie at February 15, 2011 9:59 PM

After realizing that their article was a huge bomb, Her Campus totally took down the slutty mess. However, if you missed the hilariousness, google cached the page and you can read it here:

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:IrbyUq47lxUJ:www.hercampus.com/school/arizona/13-ways-score-free-drinks+http://www.hercampus.com/school/arizona/13-ways-score-free-drinks%3Fpage%3D1&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a&source=www.google.com

OR if my internet skills suck, just copy the link location into google, search it, and click on "cached" beneath the link. hehehe.

Posted by: AgoGo at February 16, 2011 2:23 AM

Mmm... Mag from Epitaph: One...

Posted by: RobP at February 16, 2011 9:25 AM

Bless you for publishing, excellent read, are you gonna be performing any kind of follow up with it?

Posted by: Sharyl Avita at February 18, 2011 2:05 PM