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Miley Classes Up a Joint, Cruise Gets Crazier & Dinovember Puts Us All to Shame

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | November 15, 2013 | Comments ()


Call me shallow, but the most exciting part of this week has been watching Jennifer Lawrence’s various looks on the red carpet. Rome’s Catching Fire premiere arrived with sideboob. (The Blemish)

Well of course Chris Brown left rehab after two weeks. He’ll be seeking outpatient treatment to curb his urges for beating the living crap out of people. Too bad you can’t rehab the “asshole” out of somebody. (DListed)

Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul got their minds blown by one of David Blaine’s card tricks. (WG)

Zac Efron put on a brave face and headed out to the gym just days after having his jaw wired shut. That’s either serious dedication or insanity. (People)

wiigpl-5.jpgWhen Kristen Wiig heads to the red carpet, she damn well makes sure she can air out her ass while looking pretty. (Go Fug Yourself)

Dinovember is the best thing ever. Really. (Medium)

Crazy Tom Cruise compares Scientology members to Holocaust victims. His lawyer then made racially charged remarks about slave labor, which is a CO$ cornerstone. (Celebitchy)

The Andy Kaufman faked death hoax is creepy as hell and thankfully quite shortlived. (Grantland)

Jaimie Alexander talks about wanting to play Wonder Woman. With bonus Craig Ferguson on the side. (FD)

Miley Cyrus covered up her entire body at the Bambi awards last night. She won an award too! (HuffPo)

Would it surprise you to know that Love Actually was panned after its 2003 release? Ahh, we critics are a fickle bunch. (Vulture)

New York City’s public spaces are amazing spectacles to experience without thinking too much about it. Luckily “science” still has an explanation for those who prefer to waste precious brain resources. (Mental Floss)

Jason Patric has a tough situation on his hands. He’s still fighting to see his son, who was conceived through in-vitro with an ex-girlfriend. The couple reunited for about a year, and then they broke up. The chick won’t let him see his own child. Sad. (Page Six)

Rihanna and Drake dropped $17,000 at a Houston strip club. Is that romantic? (E! Online)

I’m in the mood for a road trip, so this list of spectacular roads worldwide really hits the spot. Also: Pikes Peak highway. (Buzzfeed)

Let’s imagine a world where Super Mario is a boozer and a drug addict. That puts those ‘shrooms into a whole new category, doesn’t it? (Kotaku)

Warner Bros has sent out a fake poster for a non-movie called Wonder Twins — starring Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis — to some major comic book stores. What the hell? (Slashfilm)

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  • I love you for that Buzzfeed link. GOD, I miss Cali.

  • e jerry powell

    I feel for any man person that's unjustifiably denied access to his offspring. There's an ex-Mormon I went to school with that I unintentionally outed while we were in college. His wife not only divorced him acrimoniously, but, also being pregnant at the time, has steadfastly refused to let him see his kid (born after the divorce) EVER.

    I know, that was an oversimplification of what actually happened, but that actually made the situation worse. As a Mormon, he had only dated minimally through high school and then went directly to Japan for his Mission time. The guy hadn't had any time to figure himself out, and then BAM, he's back in America and doing what's expected of him, getting married and starting college. One of our mutual friends asked me why he didn't figure all this sexuality stuff out before he got married, and all I could suggest was "when did he have time?"

    But back to the core point: it sucks that people can be unjustifiably denied access to their offspring.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    That does suck. As a devout Mormon wife, wasn't she was religiously obligated to stand by her man? To help keep him on the straight & narrow?

  • e jerry powell

    I'm not sure it was quite that simple.

    ETA: I understand why she was hurt, though I think the way she reacted was needlessly hurtful in return.

  • ERM 275

    The resurgence of the term 'chick' irritates the fuck out of me. Am I alone in this?

  • Danar the Barbarian

    I don't know. I'm pushing 40 and I still use the terms "dude" and "chick" when referring to male and female strangers. Maybe it's a California thing. Or maybe I have yet to grow up? I'm a weird chick that way.

  • e jerry powell

    I'm weird about it. It's one of those loaded words.

  • ZombieNurse

    I like Dinovember! It's a less creepy version of those little Shelf Elf bastards. Those things creep me out.

  • I like it much better than Elf on the Shelf, too!

  • nosio

    "Would it surprise you to know that Love Actually was panned after its 2003 release?"

    No, because that movie was and still is terrible.

  • I'm going to go off topic here and wonder why we aren't talking about John Oliver's HBO show. I don't know how I feel about it yet.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    whaaaaaa? what show?

  • Etaoin_Sherdlu
  • Sara_Tonin00

    Yeah, see, that's news worth posting. Interesting, interesting, after all the supposition that he'd soon be taking over for Jon Stewart in the long run.

  • Yes, exactly. Also, what does this mean for The Bugle? Will having his own show mean his schedule will be more consistent or will the increased responsibility make it next to impossible for him to do some trans-Atlantic recording.

  • Al Borland's Beard

    I thought "Miley Classes Up A Joint" was gonna lead to a story about her rolling one with a page from 'The Great Gatsby' and giving it a spritz of Chanel perfume.

  • BobbFrapples

    1.Dinovember is awesome.
    2. Maybe a little less fashion police? It feels like there's less pop culture snark and more, "What in the world are they wearing?!"

  • mairimba

    Illusion, not trick.

  • foolsage

    "Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money." - G.O.B.

  • emmalita

    or cocaine/candy

  • foolsage

    Well, yes, but not on Arrested Development. Not that I recall, anyhow. ;)

  • emmalita
  • foolsage

    Ha! Good memory, there. You're quite right. :)

  • emmalita


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