Even Page Six Is Telling Anthony Weiner "It's Time To Pull Out" (Plus Bonus Bill Murray)
Rosamund Pike has been announced for the role of the role of “Amazing Amy” in Gone Girl (Dustin was correct, she couldn’t resist the Fincher). Supposedly, Neil Patrick Harris and Tyler Perry are being considered for supporting roles. Tyler Perry? (Vulture)
Prince Harry will totally be the fun uncle. He’s the one who will feed Prince George Alexander Louis beets and send him home to his doting parents. Also, vodka. (DListed)
A new promotional photo — featuring Charlotte Gainsbourg (who looks great) and Shia LaBeouf (who does not look great) — for Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac has surfaced. I would have posted the photo here but just don’t have the heart. (Film School Rejects)
Instead of a Shia sex pic, here’s a nifty infographic that illustrates internet activity, including 278,000 tweets & $83,000 in sales at Amazon, every sixty seconds. (Kotaku)
Would you believe that Blur’s “Song #2” (their most commercially successful ditty, of course) was written less than half an hour? Of course you’d believe it, and there’s also a Bowie song that was written in record time as well. (Mental Floss)
Paula Deen is still a revolting specimen of humanity. She made her black cook dress up as Aunt Jemima. (Warming Glow)
Samantha Geimer, otherwise known as “Roman Polanski’s 13-year-old rape victim,” has published her memoir. Feel free to judge this book by its cover all you want. (Celebitchy)
Hugh Jackman is trying to convince us that he has sex as Wolverine. His wife is totally backing up the story too, but they’re joking, right? Maybe. (Videogum)
Now for the moment that at least a few people (someone?) has been waiting for all week. Click through for the uncensored Anthony Weiner/Carlos Danger wang photos. Slightly disappointing? (Gawker)
Even Huma Abedin’s pals are saying that it’s time for Weiner to “pull out,” “withdraw,” and otherwise leave the race. (Page Six)
The price of the average movie ticket has jumped from $7.96 in 2012 to $8.38 in 2013. That’s twice the leap from 2011-2012. Let’s hear it for Sunday morning early-bird specials. (Slashfilm)
Dating in Los Angeles sounds like a real buzzkill. Unless you’re into that gourmet coffee and shit. (Buzzfeed)
Some enterprising soul has made a video containing every movie reference ever made in “The Simpsons.” (Uproxx)
It seems fitting that a “Star Wars vs. Game of Thrones” meme would take over the internet. Here’s a selection of the best graphics of the bunch. (Unreality)
Cate Blanchett never fails to look amazing. She can wear absolutely anything and get away with it. (Go Fug Yourself)
Finally, here’s a supercut of “SNL” actors breaking character. The first sketch features Bill Murray! Naturally, Jimmy Fallon is the worst repeat offender of this video.
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