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Emma Watson Drops Out Of School. Fifty Points From Gryffindor, Miss Granger. Also, I Still Hate Your Hair.

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (73)



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Carpe diem everyone! What are the Ides of March? It refers to that time in the moon cycle when you should keep an eye out for flying, stabbing things. Like, you know, the knives of your friends and countrymen or Todd McLellan’s artwork. McLellan specializes in taking apart gadgets and then photographing them in mid-air. I’ve included my favorite, “Wind-Up Clock,” below, but you can see more of his photography here. (Todd McLellan)

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Speaking of time and flying and all that nonsense. Remember when Emma Watson was a tiny wee thing? Well now she’s all grown up and dropping out of school. Hey man, I get it, if I had the chance to leave school and work on a cool movie project I woul-oh. She’s going to be the face of Lancome? What would Hermione say?! (Celebitchy)

Some of my favorite drop-outs, the cast of Freaks and Geeks assembled (sans Franco) at the Paleyfest this past weekend. Reader L.O.V.E. sent this link to me because he(?) was confident you would want to see the Linda Cardellini oglefest slideshow. I can’t say I disagree. (Warming Glow)

In other television nostalgia news, Splitsider has a round-up of memorable guest stars from “The Adventures of Pete and Pete.” Well at least I’m not the only one who remembers Larisa Oleynik. (Splitsider)

As Japan struggles to recover from the unbelievable devastation of last week, the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant was hit this morning with a third explosion. This comprehensive photo essay of the last few days in Japan captures not only the staggering damage inflicted by the earthquake and tsunami, but also the brave and unrelenting endeavors of the Japanese people to preservere. (Boston)

So what lessons can be learned from the nuclear threat in Japan? Germany appears to think it’s wise to shut down several reactors and review their safety options. The U.S.? Not so much. (Slate)

Surprisingly one of the advocates for nuclear power is a Democratic Representative from Wisconsin. I wonder what the Democratic Wisconsin State Senators have to say about it. What’s that? They don’t get a vote anymore? Oh, cool, that sounds democratic. (WisPolitics)

Russia is another country which refuses to halt their nuclear power plans, but, you know, Russia is a notoriously strong-willed country. Take, for example, this young Russian doctor, who OPERATED ON HIMSELF AND TOOK OUT HIS OWN APPENDIX AND LIVED TO JOURNAL ABOUT IT. (The Atlantic)

This graphic designer has done a series of fascinating posters representing several mental disorders. I think the OCD one is my favorite. He’s hoping to donate them to help promote mental health awareness. Very cool. (Adapt Creative)

Even cooler is this website that sells objects that look like they belong in Q’s lab. Seriously, this is spy stuff. I wouldn’t know how to use it to infiltrate the KGB and steal microfiche, but I think just owning it would make me feel Bond-y. (The Inventables)

Alright, this weekend, the internet put a crater-sized dent in my opinion of the young ladies of America. First of all, some young maidens, struck dumb with Bieber Fever, posed as chambermaids and broke into his hotel room. (I actually find that one rather enterprising.) Then this charming lass released a deranged response to the tsunami. Followed by this fetching blonde’s insanely racist comments about her UCLA classmates. And, finally, of course, we have this appallingly bad song which is sweeping through the internets like hellfire. If by some miracle you haven’t heard it yet, maybe you’re asking yourself, “How bad can it possibly be?” Go ahead. Watch it. But don’t say we didn’t warn you.

I just really wish the young ladies of today could be as badass as these Disney Princesses. What? Badass Disney Princesses? Oh yes, CINDER PUNCH.

Joanna Robinson is pretty sure that deranged religious zealot girl called it “Lentil Season.” That doesn’t sound right. godtopuswept@gmail.com









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Comments

Redhead + short hair = CRAZY ATTRACTIVE. I'm sorry, but your opinion is simply wrong.

Posted by: The_wakeful at March 15, 2011 1:14 PM

Hee hee hee! Todd McClellan!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 15, 2011 1:20 PM

Seriously, why doesn't Linda Cardellini get more love? She's a knock-out, and she's even a decent actress. Did you see her in "Brokeback Mountain?" She was ten times better looking and acted a hundred times better than huge-face Hathaway, but she gets completely overlooked.

Posted by: jimbob at March 15, 2011 1:24 PM

Holy shit. Emma Watson grew up to become Ultimate Jean Grey.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/38381/868615-ultimate_jean_grey_2_large.png

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at March 15, 2011 1:25 PM

With about 1/5 of the rack.

Posted by: coveredinbees at March 15, 2011 1:26 PM

That's because only a real superhero could cope with that much ballast.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 15, 2011 1:29 PM

The piss poor coverage the crisis at the nuke site is hilarious. Comparing this to Chernobyl is so wrong...its not even wrong.

Chernobyl was the result of serious design flaws (positive temperature coefficient, no containment vessel, lack of an emergency cooling system, etc.), massive operator error (operating the turbine generators to the point of automatic trip, complete lack of emergency procedures, etc.) and a total criminal actions by the Soviet state (sending peon after peon to die, refusal to acknowledge or warn other countries, the continued cover up of the full damage). Meltdown does not equal Chernobyl. Furthermore, any facility at that site other than a nuclear plant would have been utterly destroyed already.

Find me one single building in the whole of the US designed to withstand a 9.0 earthquake.

And for people thinking we can exist without it...yeah, hope you enjoy not living your current lifestyle. Until American's learn not to be power hogs, your going to have to live with nuclear power.

Posted by: Diablo at March 15, 2011 1:31 PM

of the Japanese people to preserver.

Persevere.

(Sincerely,
That Guy.)

Posted by: Anna von Beav at March 15, 2011 1:33 PM

Ain't nothing wrong with Emma's haircut. Work the pixie. One has to have a hairstylist one trusts though - with one I had an awesome sexy short cut, and with another I looked like my brother. (I shoulda known when she took out the clippers....)

Hmm. In fact, I think it's time for a trim.

Posted by: Sara Tonin at March 15, 2011 1:33 PM

God DAMMIT GEEP! It's everywhere! All I have to do is see the screenshot and it's in my brain.

For those of you suffering from watching the Friday video, this helps a little. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ReCtipPac

Posted by: Paultera at March 15, 2011 1:33 PM

So many feelings... I love Emma Watson and I'm sad to hear she dropped out of school. Especially for that job. I won't lie, though, I love her hair.

And that video of the horribly misinformed teenager who thinks drowning or finding the washed up corpses of your neighbors equals "knowing God's love" is terrifying and sad. Why do only the batshit insane "Christians" make news? Ugh.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at March 15, 2011 1:34 PM

According to Yakov Smirnoff, "In Russia, appendix takes out you!"

Posted by: SugarSmak at March 15, 2011 1:37 PM

That "Christian" was actually a troll: http://www.themarysue.com/fyi-that-girl-who-said-japan-deserved-the-earthquake-because-of-atheists-yeah-she-was-trollin/

Not that those hateful types don't exist.

Posted by: orly at March 15, 2011 1:38 PM

I think Emma's never looked better. And really, becoming a model for a good long while is a genius career move on her part, because Harry Potter isn't done yet, and getting into different movies won't work for her yet. And she can pull it off, being so gorgeous and easily recognizable. So I say good on her.

Everyone's linking to that damned video, but I absolutely refuse to watch the thing. I've heard enough horrors, and giving that little idiot another view is gonna make things worse. So, no, thank you.

Gah. Sorry, I'm just irritable today. Not against you, JoJo. Just at the world in general.

Posted by: figgy at March 15, 2011 1:39 PM

Eeeh settle down, Hermione 10 POINTS from Gryffindor for not being "all that"

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 15, 2011 1:42 PM

Oh, and I'm loving the CINDERPUNCH!

Posted by: Patty O'Green at March 15, 2011 1:42 PM

Badass they may be, but not quite as badass as the Disney Sith Princesses.

Posted by: Aislinn at March 15, 2011 1:44 PM

That handy explanation from Diablo is just one more reason to love this site. There always seems to be someone who has an advanced understanding of the more technical elements of an event or dicussion.

By the way, I am available to answer any questions about being a secretary, baking cookies or how to cope with being a Canadian living in New Jersey*.

*That last one was a trick. There is no way to cope** per se, one simply endures and rails with intermittent breaks for self-castigation broken up by recrimination and despair.

**The trips to Target help.***

***I like the butter in sticks too, as a baker I find it very convenient****.

****Which brings me back to my offer to give advice about cookies.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 15, 2011 1:44 PM

What, she's too flat for you too?

Posted by: Jay at March 15, 2011 1:47 PM

Not to be nitpicky, but Emma Watson didn't drop out. She deferred for a semester and said she might defer for a full year if necessary. I just think that's an important distinction to make since it's a lot different than dropping out all together.

Posted by: beckster at March 15, 2011 1:47 PM

Thanks for trying orly, but that isn't much better.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at March 15, 2011 1:49 PM

I agree, Patty, no matter what that girl is deranged.

Posted by: coveredinbees at March 15, 2011 1:51 PM

Thank you for clarifying, beckster, that is actually a relief. I wondered but was too lazy to Google.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at March 15, 2011 1:52 PM

No, it isn't, Patty, but I was really just pointing out that the awful is coming from a completely different direction.

Posted by: orly at March 15, 2011 1:52 PM

beckster I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being a drop out. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like community college," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a drop out now."

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 15, 2011 1:53 PM

It's got to be tough for anyone (though probably more-so for a young girl) to be contractually forbidden from cutting your hair for the better part of a decade. If I were her, I would've shaved my whole body and gotten a "Fuck J.K. Rowling" tattoo on my forehead after wrapping up the last film.

Plus, you can' really blame her for dropping out of school. She is a multi-stallionaire after all.

Posted by: superasente at March 15, 2011 1:55 PM

Mrs. Julien -

Ha. I'm sure that's true for a lot of people but I deferred for a semester and it worked out splendidly for me and I was back at college a few months later. That's why I want the difference to be clear since I wouldn't have been happy if I had been referred to as a dropout. Of course in my case I wasn't the new face of Lancome (I just missed the cut) but was saving up money instead. Stars. They're just like us.

Posted by: beckster at March 15, 2011 2:01 PM

Thanks to Diablo, for posting all that rant without any sort of links, but for those of you that enjoy sources, I highly recommend www.boingboing.com

Their coverage has been top-notch, with lots of link round-ups and error corrections as more info is made available. There are piles of relevant posts on the main page, but here's one that fairly simply sums up how a nuclear power plant works: http://www.boingboing.net/2011/03/12/nuclear-energy-insid.html

Cheers!

Posted by: the_wakeful at March 15, 2011 2:03 PM

Mrs. Julien, how do you get your butter in Canada, if not in sticks? I'm sure there are hundreds of horrible ways to read that question, but I am asking out of sincere curiousity. Thanks.

Posted by: elsie at March 15, 2011 2:04 PM

Also, here is a nice bit of info on where that horrible Rebecca Black has come from, so that we can send her back.

http://gizmodo.com/#!5781802/the-music-factory-thats-creating-the-worlds-saddest-teen-music

Posted by: the_wakeful at March 15, 2011 2:09 PM

Ugh, that damn Rebecca Black video. There's a weird sincerity to its awfulness that almost (but, not really) makes me feel guilty for mocking it. Like we'll soon find out that she's a Make-A-Wish kid with some horrible disease that just wanted to cross "Star in my own music video" off her bucket list. A disease that would hopefully explain the erosion of her decision making abilities because, seriously — it's not like they're rigged to explode — just choose a fucking seat already!

Posted by: jM at March 15, 2011 2:10 PM

You know, Emma Watson just took a leave. Having taken a year-and-a-half leave (in seperate semester increments) from an Ivy League school myself, being married to someone who took two years off from one, they make it really easy to come back and finish. And having the examples of Elisabeth Shue, Rivers Cuomo, Troy Aikman, Steven Spielberg, Sandra Bullock and James Franco, I'm not too worried about Emma Watson. I think she needs to be out a good ten years before she's considered an official a dropout, and if her career goes well, she can probably return for a degree whenever she wants.

Besides, like she really needs that degree.

Posted by: leuce7 at March 15, 2011 2:10 PM

I agree with The People. Emma Watson's hair is awesome.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at March 15, 2011 2:12 PM

Hey now, let's not be hating on Emma Watson! I'm usually not a fan of short hair, but she ROCKS that cut.

Also, she's not dropping out of school - that would imply she's leaving it for good. Maybe she'll never make it back (that does seem possible-to-realistic), but thus far she's just taking a leave of absence, which plenty of my friends did in college. They all ended up graduating (except the one who got knocked up while studying abroad and, as far as I know, is still busy being a good Spanish wife...)

Posted by: GwenBear at March 15, 2011 2:12 PM

elsie

It comes in blocks kind of like shortening. One pound blocks with lines on the wrapper indicating measurements for baking. The 1/4 pound slash half cup sticks are much easier to use. Actually shortening comes in one pound blocks there too.

Kisses,
Mrs. Julien

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 15, 2011 2:15 PM

I like a girl in short hair, but it makes her noggin look a little Frankensteinish. Frankensteinian? Frankensteinesque? One of those.

Posted by: Fracas at March 15, 2011 2:36 PM

Victor Frankenstein's head was normal.

Posted by: Jay at March 15, 2011 2:41 PM

I love Emma Watson's short haircut, and I think she looks cute and REAL! I just hope they don't airbrush her ads to death.

I see nothing wrong with deferring a semester or two if people are actually clammering to give you jobs that pay lots of money. It's not like she dropped out and became a Lohan.

Posted by: BWeaves at March 15, 2011 2:42 PM

I second Jay's comment. Frankenstein was the scientist, not the monster.

Posted by: BWeaves at March 15, 2011 2:43 PM

Thanks Ted!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 15, 2011 2:45 PM

That's FrankenSTEEN.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at March 15, 2011 2:47 PM

His head wasn't normal, it was full of crazy thoughts about raising the dead!

Everybody knows Frankenstein was the doctor not the creation, but saying she looks like "the creature" or "the monster" is too vague.

Posted by: Fracas at March 15, 2011 2:47 PM

Hey, if you're gonna call her deformed, I'm gonna hold you to doing it properly, sir. That's just good etiquette.

Posted by: Jay at March 15, 2011 2:49 PM

Fracas but saying she looks like "the creature" or "the monster" is too vague mean.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 15, 2011 2:55 PM

I left school for 3 years, I finished. I think the difficulty in going back has a lot to do with the ability to take the time and be able to afford it once life has set in. I suspect the former will be Ms Watsons hurdle, not the latter. Baby better make hay while the sun is shining though, she will never be this young or beautiful again.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at March 15, 2011 2:57 PM

I'm liking the love for Emma Watson's hair.

Has anyone noticed that Kate Winslet followed the trend? Rowr.

@Diablo: An article was actually released today: http://www.vancouversun.com/news/earthquake+would+likely+devastate+California/4441457/story.html
Saying what kind of devastation California would have if hit with a major earthquake. It states that most of the modern buildings would resist and persevere but it would still be catastrophic. It also states that the likely hood of CA even getting hit with a 9.0 is severely unlikely.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at March 15, 2011 2:57 PM

Has anyone noticed that Kate Winslet followed the trend? Rowr.

Her new hair is....controversial. I've stayed out of it.

Posted by: Jay at March 15, 2011 2:59 PM

Hey, I'm not the one who gave her a haircut that makes her look like one of the classic Universal monsters.

Posted by: Fracas at March 15, 2011 2:59 PM

Listen, Tyra Banks has just been accepted into Harvard Business School. No need to worry about celebs getting their education, the so-called elite colleges fall over themselves to accept anyone with a name.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 15, 2011 3:00 PM

Ugh, really? Blocks of butter sounds pretty socialist.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 15, 2011 3:03 PM

Posted by: coveredinbees at March 15, 2011 3:03 PM

I have never looked at butter quite the same way since Last Tango in Paris.

Hats off to the late Dr. Rogozov for being one superlatively tough mofo.

Why do I want Emma Watson to walk on me while wearing heels, a latex corset and not a stitch else?

Posted by: The Wanderer at March 15, 2011 3:12 PM

And the butter is grey Slim. As are the children. And our dreams.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 15, 2011 3:26 PM

Mmmm butter blocs.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at March 15, 2011 3:42 PM

@Diablo, not to mention scientists don't think you can get up to a 9.0 quake on California's fault lines, which is where you're most likely to get THE BIG ONE, and even then, it depends not only on the type of land the building is on (landfill, bedrock, etc.) but also on resonant frequency (see Mexico City damage from the quake in the 80's).

In other words, well, theoretically, California. But there's a lot of retrofitting yet to be done in older buildings that will really screw everyone over. Nuclear plants will all shut down, though!

Posted by: leuce7 at March 15, 2011 4:10 PM

Gonna have to order up a Watson/Hendricks sandwich so I can run the hot red-head physique spectrum in one fell swoop.

Posted by: Recondite at March 15, 2011 4:14 PM

@leuce7, California has a different sort of fault line from Japan, theirs cause tsunamis because it's a subduction fault, the pacific plate shoving under the north america plate causes the the land mass to punch upward, thus creating a wall of water. The San Andreas fault is a strike slip (like a shearing motion), meaning, regardless of how big the quake is, we wouldn't get a tsunami.

Japan's currently having problems with their nuclear plants because the tsunami knocked out all of their secondary backup cooling systems.

The Cascadia subduction fault on the other hand... umm... well... *gulp*

Posted by: Vi at March 15, 2011 6:03 PM

You're allowed to hate her hair as it is your opinion. For me, she pulls off the short hair very well and can probably do a lot of other haircuts. It is like shaved heads for men....some people cannot do it due to their shape (why does sandler still do it??) but others can. Thankfully I can.....or I just have a huge pe....ego...

Posted by: The Minn at March 15, 2011 6:16 PM

why, oh, why did i click on that friday video? and why couldn't i stop watching it? what's wrong with me? don't answer that!

@paultera: thanks! that was indeed the perfect antidote.

Posted by: splinter at March 15, 2011 6:48 PM

People take breaks from school all the time. Not to mention that a career that revolves completely around your looks (and if Tyra Banks is to be believed, your fierceness and "personality") is something to pursue when you're still young and "fresh-faced" as old fashion cronies would say. That isn't to say I approve of the modeling industry, but let's be honest: she has the opportunities now so why not take them? If you're not fully committed to school, why stay in it, wasting money and time? I'm all for taking a break and returning when you're ready.

This comes from a neurotic "I have to finish school as soon as possible or I won't be on the 30 designers under 30 lists!!!!!" third year student. Haha.

Posted by: Marcela at March 15, 2011 6:57 PM

Oh, and as a little PS (sorry for double posting): Here is a fake Bob Dylan cover of that amazing Friday song. It's brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FISHEO3gsM&feature=player_embedded

Posted by: Marcela at March 15, 2011 7:10 PM

I don't know that I've ever heard Friday pronounced with three syllables before: Fri-ya-day! Fri-ya-day!

Posted by: spljt at March 15, 2011 8:54 PM

Vi - I live on the Cascadia subduction zone on Vancouver Island. Gulp is right.

Posted by: Tits McGee at March 15, 2011 9:34 PM

leuce7, Vi, et al
I thought the upper end of the richter scale was measured using the amount of damage, not just the physcial force of the quake itself. I seem to remember being told that there's a lot of very intense earthquakes out at sea that are only, say, 3.2 because they happened in a trench or on some uninhabited island.
So the CA fault line won't hit 9.0 because it's less likely to come with a side order of horrific tsunami? Is that the idea?

Posted by: ScienceGeek - did 1 semester of earth science because she was forced to. at March 15, 2011 10:42 PM

Sorry I was trying to address 2 points and it got jumbled up while I was typing.

California isn't likely to get a 9.0 because it's a transform fault (I'm assuming it's because there's a lot more resistance from the land mass when something slides against the plate instead of pushing under the plate).

Just because we probably won't get a 9.0, doesn't mean this isn't still a concern. I was in the 1989 SF quake... that was only a 6.3 and that really fucked up the bay area. We're seriously nowhere near prepared to deal with earthquakes the way Japan is, despite having building codes that are far more strict than most places in the US. SF is just waay too overcrowded and it has so many old building that don't pass codes and they can't be rebuilt due to bureaucratic bullshit surrounding renovation and insane California property taxes. I mean, we could get a 7 and be totally fucked, let alone a 9.

The tsunami comment was meant to address that the nuclear plants in California aren't in as much danger as the ones in Japan because they (probably) don't have to worry about a tsunami destroying their secondary main cooling system.

Posted by: Vi at March 16, 2011 3:51 AM

Deistbrawler, my next band will be named "the likely hood" in your honour sir.

Posted by: cinekat at March 16, 2011 6:59 AM

I think her haircut's adorable. I used to be able to wear that style, but I'm really too old now. Makes me sad.

"Listen, Tyra Banks has just been accepted into Harvard Business School. No need to worry about celebs getting their education, the so-called elite colleges fall over themselves to accept anyone with a name."

Please tell me this is true. I love facts that confirm stereotypes I hold (i.e. business school is not academically rigorous). Thanks. Oh, and the Ivies do, indeed, fall all over themselves to accommodate the celebs. You never see those same celebs going to, say, Amherst or Swarthmore or Davidson - not Hollywood enough for them.

Posted by: samantha t at March 16, 2011 8:16 AM

Just saw that Tyra's in the executive program at HBS, not a degree program.

Posted by: Samantha T at March 16, 2011 8:18 AM

Actually, Sarah Lawrence has a surprisingly good Hollywood pedigree, claiming Julianna Marguiles and Lauren Holly as gradautes, and Carrie Fisher as a dropout (to do Star Wars). No Jodie Foster, but a decent showing for a random strong liberal arts college.

Not that it means much of anything. One of my best friends went to Sarah Lawrence, so I just happened to randomly know that.

The Ivies are, however, very accommodating as a whole, I think. They have numbers and reputations to maintin.

Posted by: leuce7 at March 16, 2011 5:09 PM

He,This is a great and usefull blog.Keep up the good work.

Posted by: os engines at March 16, 2011 8:43 PM

Yeah for Sanda Bullock! She donated $1 million dollars to help the people in Japan!

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