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Emma Stone One Step Closer to World Domination; World Pretty OK With This

By Daniel Carlson | Pajiba Love | January 21, 2013 | Comments ()


Turn your speakers up, shut the office door, and undo those pants: This is Pajiba Love.

Emma Stone (see, I got your attention already) is on the latest cover of W, wearing a strapless bra and you're probably not even reading any more, just looking for the link. She talks about her on-stage banter with Ben Stiller at last year's Oscars, which was actually one of the high points of the show, since most of the evening was just Billy Crystal looking really lost. Also, if I say I've been a fan of hers since "Drive," does that make me ahead of the curve, or just creepy? (Celebitchy)

"Fringe" ended on Friday. I never really got into the show, but I have to give them props (people still say that, right?) for hanging in for 100 episodes. That's hard to do for anyone, and if you're selling sci-fi on a Friday night, you're just digging your own grave. Congrats on the run, everyone. (Warming Glow)

What has to have gone wrong in your life that you need "Spongebob Squarepants" porn to get off? How many other increasingly extreme phases do you have to go through before saying to yourself, "I would like to masturbate to an eroticized version of a Nickelodeon children's cartoon?" (Warming Glow)

The news broke Friday (first on actor Michael K. Williams' Instagram feed, then Uproxx) that Robert Chew, who played Proposition Joe on "The Wire," died at the age of 52 from heart failure. Prop Joe was one of the many fantastic characters that made "The Wire" so memorable, so today, pour one out for the man who knew that if you wanted to be the part, you had to look the part. (Baltimore Sun)

"A Photo Gallery of Stanley Kubrick With Famous People" sounds like Kubrick was just some random celebrity stalker and not, you know, one of the best directors who ever lived. Still, some awesome behind-the-scenes shots here. (Unreality)

He's a great long read about the life and death of the American arcade. For a while, these places absolutely dominated pop culture and the video game industry. (The Verge)

In 1980, Mister Rogers visited the set of "The Incredible Hulk." Really. (Mental Floss)

Is "Arrested Development" really just The Brothers Karamazov? (First Things)

Just in time for the Super Bowl, Tom Junod goes long on the ways NFL players are destroying their bodies. (Esquire)

You know what happens when you pick a fight with Richard Marx? He calls your ass out. (The Morning News)

Someone get me this unreleased poster for The Incredibles. ASAP. (Brad Bird)

Dick Van Dyke is blowing up on Twitter. He's also married to a woman half his age. Your new life goal is "Become Dick Van Dyke." (Twitter)

I have to teach my dog to do this:

All jokes aside for just a moment: Happy MLK Day, everyone. Be good to each other:

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