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Emma Stone Does Her Best Baby Goose Impression. Fails Adorably.

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (27)

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Greetings my little specks of stardust, in honor of David Bowie’s 65th birthday, here’s a photo gallery of the Thin White Duke doing normal stuff. Ah, but you and I know, no matter how mundane the task, the bulge remains. (Flavorwire)

I’m fairly certain that gallery was Flavorwire’s awkward anglo answer to this “Rappers Doing Normal Sh*t” tumblr. (Uproxx)

Speaking of the awkwardly anglo, The Shins have released a new track. You can listen to it here. It sounds…identical to all their other tracks. (Vulture)

Speaking of music, Mickey Hart (of The Grateful Dead) plans to turn the Golden Gate Bridge into a giant wind harp in honor of its 75th Anniversary. Considering I spent the bridge’s 50th Anniversary being sick off the back of someone’s yacht, I’m super looking forward to this year. (Laughing Squid)

And, listen, if “Gosling” becomes the new “Planking,” then 2012 is officially my favorite. Click through to see Emma Stone’s full body Gosle. (Buzzfeed)

What do you think I have to do to qualify for the Association of Women Film Journalists? Stop making up words like “Gosle?” NEVER! Anyway, here are their awards for 2011 which both align with my tastes perfectly (oh you better believe there’s some Fasschlong) and include some snide remarks. (MovieLine)

Speaking of making up words, Bierce Ambrose sent me this Amazon review of a Blood Rayne blade (hunh? right) and likened it to a Pajiba snarticle. Indeed, snarksome. (Amazon)

The adorable Matt Patches has put together this great list of 14 Variant Logos That Prove Even Studios Enjoy Having A Little Fun. (FSR)

Whereas, Mrs. Tom Cruise, where has all the fun gone? I find her so dead-eyed and lifeless these days that not even these topless photos can pique my interest. (Evil Beet)

For the politicos among you, here’s a funky little “Build Your Own Candidate” flip book that results in titles like “The Liberty Loving, Age Defying, Godfather of Garble.” Fun for everyone! (The Idiot’s Book)

Are any of you D&D players out there? My friend, a longtime DM, is curling his lip at the idea of a reboot for the game. What do you all think? IT’S OKAY, NERDLINGERS, THIS IS A SAFE SPACE. (NYT)

For you film nerds and Robert Redford enthusiasts out there, here’s a list of 13 films Universal is restoring and reissuing to mark their centenary. I got into a fight over Out Of Africa with someone on New Year’s Eve. Now we can do it again…in hi-def! (Bleeding Cool)

Finally, the antithesis of film nerdery would be this detailed documentation of the Big Momma franchise resulting in a “Table Of Sass.” On a white board? Ah yes, smells like college tuition money well-spent. (Reddit)

Ah, not that I did much more than eat Easy Mac and watch Bruce Campbell movies when I was in school. Oh and read books. I read a lot of books. That’s why I torture you with these book porn links. Here’s the porniest one I could find today. Enjoy!









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Comments

Emma Stone makes me wish a lot of things.

Posted by: Lucas at January 10, 2012 1:18 PM

Whereas, Mrs. Tom Cruise, where has all the fun gone? I find her so dead-eyed and lifeless these days that not even these topless photos can pique my interest.

And what is the AWFJ's stance on burying the lead?

Posted by: Yossarian at January 10, 2012 1:26 PM

What is AWFJ?

Posted by: It's That Woman Again at January 10, 2012 1:36 PM

So Genevieve Burgess Clay-Shaw is really Genevieve “Intern Rusty” Burgess Clay-Bertrand?

Posted by: Pookie at January 10, 2012 1:41 PM

"What is AWFJ?"
- Posted by: It's That Woman Again

Seconded. Also, I thought the Friends of Xenu frowned on taking narcotics. Are they still in the club? Or is Mrs. Cruise pitching to play the lead in a Lindsay Lohan biopic?

Not sexy, is what I'm saying.

Posted by: Groundloop at January 10, 2012 1:44 PM

Also wondering about AWFJ and tired of racking my brain to discern what it stands for.

I don't think she is on drugs. I just think he hasn't fed her since the birth of their child.

Posted by: lillie at January 10, 2012 1:48 PM

I got to wondering whether that reviewer was a Pajib-ite. (Paji-bite?) The handle - Samurai / Medical Doctor / Rock Star - is no help. It could describe so many.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at January 10, 2012 1:48 PM

They've already rebooted D&D so many times I don't even understand it anymore. As far as I'm concerned, the while thing peaked with the second edition "Skills and Powers" book, and any major changes they've done since then have been unnecessary at best.

Posted by: Todd at January 10, 2012 1:54 PM

Association of Women Film Journalists. AND THEY LOVE IT, YOSSARIAN.

Posted by: coveredinbees at January 10, 2012 1:55 PM

They love caps lock too. They told me so.

Posted by: coveredinbees at January 10, 2012 1:56 PM

I am all for a D&D reboot. 4th edition looked horrible. I read a few of the rule books and hated the direction they were taking the game.

That said, I don't think it will impact me all that much. My little RP group is pretty firmly entrenched in the 3rd edition rules at this point.

Still, it's good to see Wizards of the Coast trying to better things for all the young gamers out there.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at January 10, 2012 1:56 PM

Association Alliance of Women Film Journalists.

What, you don't click the links? And the links within those links to the original sources?

Posted by: Yossarian at January 10, 2012 1:57 PM

Gosling? He seems to be doing a Billy Idol for the 21st century. See here (scroll down a scooch): http://glitterngasoline.blogspot.com/2010/06/supersnazz-presentsbilly-idol.html

Also, Emma's sneering out of the wrong side of her mouth. Means something completely different.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at January 10, 2012 1:58 PM

You have to admit, $17.70 is a pretty decent price for a NFMBFTKS, even if it IS only used for trips to the grocery store.

Also, as much as I love the adorable Ms. Stone, in the photo she almost appears to be going on a "dry run" prior to an unenthusiastic fisting session. In which she's the top, but on the bottom. Bottoming out in the bottom of the bottom. Based on the butt-ditty comments the other day I can only assume said bottom is the much-maligned Swifty Lou McGapeface.

Bottoms up!

Posted by: Bert at January 10, 2012 2:30 PM

I played D&D back in college. You know, the first version with Cthulhu and other copyrighted monsters that they made them remove later. The people I played with took it way too seriously, so I'd fuck with their characters just to spice it up. Seriously, I'd proposition their characters and it pissed some of their girlfriends off in real life, bwa-hahahaha.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 10, 2012 2:31 PM

Does Amazon have a review equivalent of EE? Because they should! I think we should all find that review "helpful". Even the lurkers! Oh, you think I don't know you're there, but I see you vicariously enjoying it when people "hate to be that guy"; clicking on all the awesome links Joanna has provided; maybe, just maybe, softening a little over that little girl who knows all about dinosaurs; and saving that photo of David Bowie and the can of instant coffee because you find it strangely compelling. Well, I know you're out there. WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE! We tell ourselves, it's just us chickens as we comment in excess of what might be deemed a reasonable amount by the management and/or medical professionals, BUT WE STILL KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE! You are stars obscured by daylight, but you’re there. Oh yes, someone is out there. If you don't have the chutzpah to comment, the least you can do is find that Amazon review "helpful" click on an advertiser's link here on Pajiba. The SECOND least you can do is find that Amazon review "helpful" find the chutzpah to comment. You. Yes, you. No, not that other guy checking on Nascar rankings. You! The one reading this right now in your [insert location here]. The THIRD least you can do is find that Amazon review "helpful".

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 10, 2012 3:07 PM

I keep reading chutzpah above as chorizo. Then I giggled because chorizo is sausage and sausage is inherently funny. Then I was confused because I'm actually having steak for dinner and the thought of sausage made me think that perhaps a nice choucroute garnie would be better, then I thought about my dog's breath which is often a saurkrauty type thing, then I realized my dogs are going to mob me when I get home which is wonderful and annoying in equal measure, then the drugs kicked in.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at January 10, 2012 3:49 PM

David Bowie is 65?!?!?!?!

[Holy Crap, I feel old.]

Posted by: OldSchool60 at January 10, 2012 3:54 PM

@OldSchool60 - Bowie doesn't make me feel old, my cute co-worker complaining that she feels old because it's time for her 10th H.S. reunion makes me feel old. #Headslap

Posted by: NateS1973 at January 10, 2012 4:24 PM

Since you put it that way, Mrs J, I went to Amazon and found it helpful and I am here commenting about it. It will be interesting to see what recommendations Amazon now makes when I sign into my account.

Posted by: LuLu at January 10, 2012 4:34 PM

Yay LuLu, you are indeed an example to us all. The Amazon recommendation is a bonus I hadn't even thought of!

I'ma add LuLu to my personal "Table of Sass"!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 10, 2012 4:42 PM

And, listen, if “Gosling” becomes the new “Planking,” then 2012 is officially my favorite.

I may vomit.

Posted by: Jay at January 10, 2012 5:58 PM

I haven't played AD&D since Reagan was in office.

Good times....

Posted by: John W at January 10, 2012 6:20 PM

Forbiddendonut, take a look at the Pathfinder rules. Paizo took 3.5 and made it better.

I couldn't care less for a new version of D&D, even if Monte Cook is heading the design team. The 4th is a clusterfuck designed from the start to be even more bloated than the 3rd while seriously lacking in campaign setting support and a very unattractive monthly subscription scheme.

Posted by: FabMax at January 10, 2012 8:27 PM

I want to punch Ryan Gosling in the face so hard. He's such a grade A douchebag.

Posted by: lara at January 10, 2012 9:51 PM

I've always wanted to be at a "Table of Sass"! I am honored.

Posted by: LuLu at January 11, 2012 9:42 AM

WOW! That is intense! Thank you! :)

Posted by: Vito Hubschmitt at March 9, 2012 1:22 AM