Eddie Murphy Wants to Poop Out Another Nutty Turd
Wow, I didn’t think it was possible to make a less relevant third movie to a franchise that nobody gives a fart about anymore than Men in Black III, but Eddie Murphy is going to challenge that with a third Nutty Professor movie. (Film Drunk)
And on that note, here are five key components to a sequel not sucking. Although I guess it helps if the first movie didn’t already blow chunks, Nutty Professor. (Unreality)
Apparently CBS doesn’t care if their family friendly stars are domestic-abusing, hooker-loving drug addicts, because Charlie Sheen has finally reached an agreement to return to “Two and a Half Men” for an obscene amount of money. (Celebitchy)
Oh, this is shocking: Sarah Jessica Parker topped a recent poll as the “least sexiest” member of the SaTC cast. Um, can I vote for “all of the above?” (Agent Bedhead)
With MacGruber coming out this Friday, here’s a chart of SNL spin-off movies respective successes. (Screen Junkies)
Man, I know John Travolta is a wack-job Scientologist, but hasn’t the poor guy gone through enough already? First his son passes away and now his two dogs were killed at a Maine airport. (DListed)
Some Food Network guy I’ve never heard about hired some hobos to kill his wife. And obviously now he’s probably going to jail, which is why you don’t hire hobos to kill your wife. (Yeeeah!)
For the first time in the history of mankind, a robot has officiated a wedding. Go ahead and guess what country this happened in. No, I dare you. (Gamma Squad)
Oh, and while I’m kind of on the subject: Here are 10 futuristic technologies we wish existed right now. (Topless Robot)
OK, George Costanza, I’m totally happy for you that you got teh skinnies from Jenny Craig and all — but please, don’t ever make me picture your naked body ever again. (Evil Beet)
Some guy started a website to come up with 101 uses for his evil devil ex-wife’s wedding dress. It is pretty funny, but still I can’t help but wondering about the other side of the story. A guy willing to go through this much to torment his ex-wife couldn’t have been a peach of a husband. Thanks, Patty O’Green! (My Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress)
Another day, another supercut video. This one complies a bunch of bully movies scenes from the ’80s. H/T to those jerkasses over at Film Drunk.
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