Don't Make Nancy Drew Angry. You Wouldn't Like Her When She's Angry.
Guys. I don’t want to shock you. But, it turns out, the daughter of Eric Roberts might not be totally nonviolent. (Dlisted)
Jack Handey is just the best, and here he is sharing poems about his pet rat because that’s what best people do. (Vulture)
Really? Hair bands, Dustin? You wrote about hair bands? And not even the GOOD ones? (Uproxx)
Cookie Monster’s real name is Sid. …I don’t know what to do with this information. But it changes LITERALLY everything. (Mental Floss)
I’m a sucker for a totally dark ending—even more so when that ending is to a comedy. Unreality takes a look at a few of the darkest and best. (Unreality)
“Dexter” has been lousy this season, but that doesn’t mean we can’t appreciate the contributions that Debra Morgan has made to the f*cking lexicon. (WG)
Who doesn’t love the Carlton dance? NO ONE. No one doesn’t like the Carlton dance. Alfonso Ribiero tells its origin story. It’s basically the Iron Man of stories about dancing. (Buzzfeed)
Finally, STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING because this video is everything.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)