Don't Laugh Now: Miley Cyrus Doles Out Sage Advice to Justin Bieber
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Don't Laugh Now: Miley Cyrus Doles Out Sage Advice to Justin Bieber

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | January 31, 2014 | Comments ()


It’s nearly Super Bowl Sunday. If you (like me) don’t know jack crap about football, I welcome you to revisit the history of the Playoff Bowl, which is otherwise known as both the Loser Bowl, and the Sh-t Bowl. To say the very least, Vince Lombardi was not fond of this third place game. (Mental Floss)

If you’re interested in some new and unconventional Super Bowl cocktails, check out this list that arrives with a dose of heavy sarcasm. (Videogum)

Wilmer Valderrama stars in the new trailer for the From Dusk Till Dawn television series. From Fez to Handy Manny to the small-screen version of a Robert Rodriguez movie. Big Will knows no boundaries. (The Blemish)

Shia LaBeouf spent all those tweets trying to convince us that he’s not famous and is merely a performance artist. Now he’s been rewarded with a role in Rock the Casbah starring Bill Murray and many other celebrated actors. For real. (Film Drunk)

Ross Kemp is the Raylan Givens of journalists. Watch him grab the barrel of a gun and tell its owner, “You’re not going to f—-ing kill me.” Fortunately for Kemp, he called that one correctly. (Warming Glow)

Miley Cyrus went on The Tonight Show and handed out some unsolicited advice to Justin Bieber: “Pay people to make sure you don’t get in trouble.” At the moment, Biebs is only hiring people who will keep him in trouble. There’s a subtle difference, and Miley knows the drill. (Lainey Gossip)

This probably sounds insincere, but I’m really worried about Jennifer Lawrence and fear the inevitable backlash. Fortunately, she balanced out ruining her American Hustle costumes (by way of Doritos dust) with a nice story about helping a homeless lady. Try not to hate. (Celebitchy)

Here’s what Scarlett Johansson did with all of that mad Sodastream money. Not bad. (People)

I don’t know about you, but I’m loving the triumphant return of Jared Leto to Hollywood. He does, however, look like he’s trying to be Pete Droge in these photos. Does anyone else remember who Pete Droge is? Oh, just me. (Go Fug Yourself)

In horror sequel news, The Conjuring is waiting on James Wan’s busy schedule, and The Purge 2 has an underwhelming new title. (Slashfilm)

Lindsay Lohan got half of her $75,000 fur coat ripped off last night, which is wholly sketchy because usually Lohan is stealing fur coats from other people. Is it 2007 again? (DListed)

Bunnybean is 9 years old and is on her third Cannonball Read. Her first review this year is of Wonder by RJ Palacio. This New York Times bestseller focuses on a young boy with a facial deformity who is finally mainstreamed into a public elementary school. Check out Bunnybean’s 5 star review. (Cannonball Read 6)

The Constantine pilot moves forward with — get this — the Game of Thrones director. Are you more interested now? (The Mary Sue)

We’re all collectively a little bit tired of Channing Tatum these day, right? Which is fine because Channing’s been trucking along a lot longer than people take to get tired of young actresses. Why do hot young females wear out their welcome much sooner in Hollywood? That bugs. Anyway, here’s some news about Channing’s rumored new role as Gambit in the X-Men franchise. (Film School Rejects)

Can I prematurely enter my vote for favorite Super Bowl XLVII commercial?

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Who keeps casting LaBeouf?! Jeebus.

  • googergieger

    Googergieger's Ultimate Superbowl Cocktail recipe!

    Hawaiian Punch
    Alka Seltzer

    Twizzler Straw
    Ice Cubes(not the rapper) shaped like cock and balls
    Throw that shit away and mix yourself some Kettle One and Redbull instead

    Here we go Denver! Here we go!
    Prepare to be Batdadded.

  • Well dammit... we don't have EE around anymore. This could'a been a contender.

  • e jerry powell

    Also, I need to not want Jared Leto to have sex with me. He's far too young and I should be ashamed.

  • e jerry powell

    Dorito dust is a motherfucker, y'all...

  • ViciousTrollop

    I don't understand that commercial. Are the puppy and horse in love?

  • Aaron Schulz


    sorry, that was uncalled for

  • Slim

    I want to know what Scarlett did with her SodaStream money, I do. But the link goes to and Kristen and Dax want us to avoid People, because they love to show celeb kids pics, and you all agreed, earlier this week... Oh, the celebrity-fueled black hole of contradiction! A flashing indicator that it is time to get off the internet and go pay attention to actual humans I know.

  • km092407

    Completely forgot about the boycott and clicked on the link. If you're still curious, she bought a $2.2 million house in the Hamptons. Okay, swearing off People magazine!!

  • oilybohunk7

    I'm okay with Channing Tatum but him as Gambit? No.

  • Genevieve Burgess

    The thing that gets me about these "backlashes" is that the negative traits were always there. I like Jennifer Lawrence as much as the next person (actually, that's a lie, there are people who are WAY MORE INTO HER than I am) but you can call her "refreshingly honest" or "uncomfortably blunt" and not be wrong. She's impulsive (or "raw" if you want to quote the American Hustle costumer) and she regularly says or does things that cross social boundaries. Again, these are things that can be fun and frisky, or they can make her a bit of an asshole. Neither interpretation is wrong. She just is who she is, and her actions are cast in a specific light depending on the intent of the person relating them. When it's time for the "backlash" the light shifts.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    It depends on where you stand on honesty. I'd rather have someone say what they think to my face instead of gossiping behind my back.

    The story about hiding from the crew on set, thereby holding up production is another matter, however.

  • Miss Jane

    Damn, the clydesdales get me every. single. time. Adding a dog to the mix? Well that's just not playing fair.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Whenever a Pajiba crush backlash is nigh, I think of this EE entry from 4 years ago:

    An RDJ backlash? Inconceivable. It's like complaining that you used to like the sky, but now its blueness seems insolent. --Tammy

  • John G.

    are you keeping the Pajiba archives somewhere?

  • Berry

    Exactly the question I wanted to ask.

  • Mrs. Julien

    No, I just remember the odd snippet and it looks like more.

  • John G.

    um...Mrs. J? Do for the NSA?

  • Mrs. Julien

    I can't be the only one who remembers favourite comments, Okay, it's 4 years later, but it's not my fault I'm a freak. Plus I have mad Google search skillz.

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    ★★★ ★�★★ ★★★⥭★ ★★★She just is who she is, and her actions are cast in a specific light depending on the intent of the person relating them. When it's time for the "backlash" the light shifts.

  • emmalita

    Mrs. Julien, I hope that someday you publish the definitive Pajiba compendium.

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