Does Kirsten Dunst Have No Friends To Tell Her She Looks Like A Drowned Heroin Rat?

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Does Kirsten Dunst Have No Friends To Tell Her She Looks Like A Drowned Heroin Rat?

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | March 28, 2013 | Comments ()


The lovely Kirsten Dunst did an avante garde and "artistic" photoshoot for Bullet Magazine. This is absolutely her prerogative. It's also my prerogative to wonder if the photographer fed her magic mushroom crepes before he/she started snapping. Trust me, you haven't seen the worst of it yet. (Celebitchy)

Someone took the "Game Of Thrones" make-your-own-sigil toy and applied it to the cast members from "Firefly." The results? Pretty gorram shiny. (Nerd Approved)

Wes Anderson has revealed the plot of (and potential release date for) his newest movie, Grand Budapest Hotel. My fellow film school nerds will be pleased. It's Criterion like Donkey Kong. (FSR)

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If you've not had enough "Game Of Thrones" fun this week, check out Vulture's random death generator. If I had to choose, I think death by Smoke Baby would be the grooviest way to shuffle off the mortal coil. (Vulture)

Have You People heard of the sea hare? You have? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? Its method of self-defense is basically a gloriously technicolored smoke baby. Enjoy. (io9)

Still shuddering from the thorough Dunsting I gave you up there? Calm yourself with these images of Tom Hiddleston. (Celebitchy)

Speaking of the beautiful people, the lovely and amazing Gillian Jacobs will be participating in a Q&A over on Uproxx today. I double-dog-dare one of you to ask her if she's aware just how much her show blows now. (Uproxx)

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(Boing Boing)

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • poopnado

    That editorial spread looks like I got drunk and started messing around in Photoshop. Or the Photoshop artist forgot this was due until 5 minutes before. It's so crappily executed. Kiki looks like a hot mess. Damn her killer legs though.

  • DominaNefret

    Peanut allergy? Really death generator? Hmph.

  • A man notices these GoT gimmick-games (a man wonders if that's a thing) are basically really lame and not-at-all creative. Just take existing symbols and randomly pop them up with a man's name and call it a custom sigil. Or take a laundry list of deaths from the books and randomly spit them out.

    A man thinks these people lack honor. [cue the indifferent shrug]

  • lowercase_ryan

    Why is that skeez flashing "Blood"?!?! I soooo wish I still had my Crip friends so I could tell them about this.

    Miss you guys *pours out 40*

  • lowercase_ryan

    Britta is the best thing about Community now. I really love her this season.

  • Kballs

    I would downvote this but I applaud your commitment to having the dead carcass of a beloved show thrust into your face once a week. It's unwatchable, man!

  • lowercase_ryan

    I honestly think it hasn't been great since season 2. This season isn't a far step down from last year, for me anyways.

  • PerpetualIntern

    I couldn't even make it through last week's episode. And that was WITH the added distraction of knitting, so really it was just background noise.

  • BWeaves

    GoT random death generator:

    Apparently, I tried to put a funny hat on a direwolf.

  • buell

    Throat ripped out by Khal Drogo. So death by oral sex...

  • Sara_Tonin00


  • PerpetualIntern

    Samwell Tarly accidentally shot me with a crossbow. Bummer.

  • Tinkerville

    Mercy smothered by Daenerys. At least Emilia Clarke will be the last thing I see.

  • alwaysanswerb

    Hm, I was accidentally suffocated under sleeping Hodor. I may have gotten a raw deal

  • MissAmynae

    Lethal dose of Cersei side-eye.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I've been watching Game of Thrones on Comcast's Watchathon. I'm 8 episdoes in and while I'm really enjoying the story, and every so often I point out that the Art Department/Production Design teams must have had multiple creativity org@sms, I also spend a lot of time throwing up my hands to obscure the screen because of the "nasty, brutish and short" factor. Maybe I should do something else while I watch. I could embroider a pillow with that quote from The Simpsons: Lisa, if you don't watch the violence, you'll never become desensitized to it.

  • PerpetualIntern

    And the gratuitous sex. Don't forget the sex.

  • Mrs. Julien

    It's nasty, brutish and short, too.

  • Resa Anderson

    Hiddleston Intervention failed, so encourage with more Hiddleston? I'll take it.

  • Jo 'Mama' Besser

    So the top photo isn't Coraline in 20 years?

  • chanohack

    "Calm yourself with these images of Tom Hiddleston." I don't think you know what "calm" means.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Well, you'll feel very calm, you know, after.

  • Sad Rockstar

    Did anyone else almost vomit looking at that gun?

  • DataAngel
    Not sure how I feel about the “cat” scent

    Embrace it. That sounds fantastic.

  • Drake

    Does it come in a bottle where the tail lifts up to spray?

  • PerpetualIntern

    Sex panther. 60% of the time, it works, every time.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    WHAT?! Starlet not showing body parts. Does not compute.

    I'll take "weird" over "hoochie" for a young lady's photo shoot any day. And actresses rarely style themselves for a shoot so I don't think she's to blame. (Love the b&w and mirrors though - some cool graphic images)

  • Tom

    I can respect that. It's nice to see a woman try something different than the standard pictorial. I've only seen the header picture from this article. I'd be scared to see any woman or man looking like that.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I hate Celebitchy, so I don't click through, but some other sites have the photos:

  • Jen

    Thank you! That psychopath Cumberbitch Kaiser grates on my last nerve.

  • F'mal DeHyde

    She is pretty abrasive toward non-fans of her current obsessions.

  • Tom

    She looks like Skrillex. I think that's what he looks like. Not good.

  • Christopher

    What's a Skrillex?

  • Kballs

    A greasy noise factory.

  • Natallica

    That Hiddles picture makes me feel like a dog with two heads. One head goes "Hello, you brooding beast, you", the other "Yaaayy, I love Varvatos clothing!". Hijinks ensue

  • mairimba

    Oh, I saw that shoot earlier today. I really enjoyed it.

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