Did ScarJo Turn In The Sexiest Performance Of The Year? God Help Me, I Think She Did.
So much like that "Sexiest. Films. EVER." list I posted last week, this particular link of 2012's Sexiest Performances (so far, obvs) may steam up your work goggles. Oddly enough, the list has a lot in common with that piece I wrote last week about Actors Who Changed Our Minds This Year. So I guess we know which brain* I've been thinking with. (What Culture)
The only reason Gosling isn't on the above list is that he hasn't released any movies in 2012...yet. Tide yourself over with this Ryan Gosling coloring book. Oh, Lars! (MovieLine)
I rarely post Cracked articles, mostly because I assume all of y'all will find them on your own. But this here post introducing "Two Wealthy Young Celebrities You Will Soon Hate" was too good to pass up. I never heard of them until I clicked the link and I already despise them with the fire of a thousand diamond encrusted baby Jaguars. (Cracked)
Palate Cleanser! Is it awkward if I make an "I'll be in my bunk bed" joke? Ugch, these two are the cutest things in the 'Verse. (Neatorama)
Is Tim Tebow doing a Sexy Jesus On The Cross pose? Is that a thing? Consider me crucifixated. (Celebitchy)
Over on Warming Glow Dustin has the highlights from "Breaking Bad"'s Hank Schrader's blog. (Awkward Apostrophe.) But, more importantly, he has a photo of "Breaking Bad" actor Dean Norris in a Xena outfit. Aiyiyiyiyiyiyi, indeed. (WG)
I love me a good film infographic and out of the several goodies here, the Shawshank Computation is my fav. (Daily Dip)
On the occasion of its 30th anniversary, Cameron Crowe reflects back on Fast Times At Ridgemont High. Take away lesson? Sean Penn was ever thus a douchebag. (EW)
I never really wanted an iPad until I realized I could have an iPad with an Auryn on the cover. TO THE APPLE STORE. (Instagram)
Last week, at the mention of some Rosamund Pike news, I was discussing the post-franchise career success of certain Bond Girls. Well, fear not for Olga Kurylenko's career. Olga Kurylenko has landed the coveted role of Some Sort Of Nautilus-Headed Person. Well done, Olga Kurylenko. Good look. (IndieWire)
If you haven't seen it yet, please please please enjoy this filmic rendition of "Baby Got Back." You can pack up and go home, Internet. You've won.
Finally, I'm pretty sure your day can only be enhanced by a little John Barrowman sunshine. Right? Right.
*Only dudes can make that joke, hunh? UNFAIR.
Joanna Robinson was once in a band called Awkward Apostrophe.