DiCaprio Keeps Getting Older, But His Girlfriends Stay the Same Age

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | March 27, 2017 |


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Hey, how’s your Monday been so far? Will this help?

Jodi and Rebecca should be careful objectifying Jake Gyllenhaal like that. His godmother might come after them. Did you know Jamie Lee Curtis is his godmother? Do you know who his godfather was? Someone even MORE handsome than Jake! - (VF) (There’s an even more extensive list of these in our archives revealing that Jake is actually a godfather to a famous person’s kid, as well)

Final Four time. This is big - can Leto go ALL. THE. WAY? I think he can. He’s worked hard for this. He’s ready. FUUUUUUUUG MAAAAADDDDDNNNESSSSSSS! - (GFY)

Dude… what? What is even going through Cuba Gooding Jr.’s mind that this is cool? Like, what? Seriously. Like, help me help you explain to me what the actual fuck you were thinking, dude. (Also, what the shit are you wearing?) - (Celebitchy)

Dude…what? This is a different kind of dude, what. This is a kind of, “Ohhhh, dude, maybe someone should take away your twittering phone because I feel like maybe you don’t understand how to interact with humans”, but I’m not the mom of you, Val. You do what makes you happy, as long as it doesn’t get you restraining ordered. - (Lainey)

Also, Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend turned 25 yesterday, which is apparently the age in which DiCaprio gets tired and moves on to a newer 25 year old, but LaineyGossip wonders if she loses her appeal on her 25th birthday, or does she maintain it for the whole year? (Lainey)

This looks like the sweetest, most fun wedding. And also, how beautiful do they both look? *happy tear* - (Dlisted)

Is J.D. Vance’s Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture in Crisis a window into Trump’s base? Or is it his "Horatio Alger story" in preparation for a political career? Reginadelmar found it a nuanced look at America’s poor and white in the Rust Belt but thought it missed at least one liberal policy that might have helped his people escape poverty. (Cannonball Read 9)

And finally, if you have a few minutes to spare, from Red Nose Day, here’s an amusing and celebrity-filled skit with Professor Stephen Hawking auditioning new voices for his computer-generated voice. - (The MarySue)


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