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Demi And Ashton Get Divorced. Aw, I Guess Douchebags Aren't Forever.

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (23)

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Happy Friday my darlings!! I loved this article on Ten Moments Of Implied Violence. My brain didn’t remember that so many of these had taken place off screen. My ghoulish imagination must have filled in the gaps. (Den of Geek)

Oh, Canada. What is going on with this new plastic currency? (LA Times)

That’s okay, Canada’s weirdness has nothing on our very own homegrown insanity. A woman is already in line for Black Friday. Like, she’s camping out for a week to get the best sale prices. Do you not have a home, woman? WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE YAMS? (Consumerist)

Over in Germany they’ve channelled their weirdness into this very cool if mildly impractical roller roaster walkway. I’m wondering who is going to be the first idiot to die from trying to climb the loop-de-loop. (Kuriositas)

Whereas in Luxembourg, they’ve made a “park” out of this old steel mill. It’s the most depressing park I’ve ever seen. Soviets had cheerier parks. (This Is Colossal)

And, finally, we complete our world tour with this Swiss artist who makes phenomenal sculptures out of car parts. That Samurai MUST be mine. (Marco Mahler)

Speaking of warriors, nothing says true love like Jedis and Siths, right? A Bay Area couple got dressed in black and brown robes and stalked around Muir Woods to take these kind of adorable engagement phtoos. (Michael James Photography)

See, I like Star Wars and I like weddings, but I can’t support what you’re about to see. A bride and groom dressed as Slave Leia and Darth Vader. Um, you folks saw the movie, right? YOU KNOW HE’S HER FATHER, RIGHT? (Geeks Are Sexy)
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Speaking of bad fathers, Dustin made a lovely little Move Dad Hall of Shame over on Uproxx. Oh you bet Sandler’s on there. (Uproxx)

The cast of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory reunited at the Alamo recently for a screening of the film. Guys, Charlie Bucket has a moustache. My brain is having trouble processing this information. (Movies)

While we’re on the subject of facial hair, I have held back on inflicting the Mousthair trend on you. If you don’t want to know what it is, don’t click this link. It is honestly terrifying. But the Ron Swanson gif one is sort of amazing. So…I have no choice. (Moustair)

As we all know, Ron believes in a steady diet of, well, meat. As unhealthy as that sounds, it’s still more reasonable than Congress allowing tomato paste to count as a vegetable in school lunches. This way pizza and pasta are put in the “healthy” category. WHAT OBESITY PROBLEM? (MSNBC)

So, Demi and Ashton are getting divorced. I’m trying really hard to care. (Celebitchy)

Listen, I know Dustin has put a bit of a moritorium on all things Muppet, but I can’t help it. I like this Muppet Alphabet. The art is cool and one of my favorite muppets, Janice, is on the J. Enjoy! (Flickr)

Speaking of Henson, have you seen his short film Idea Man? Delightful.

Finally, if my child ever makes this sound I’m going to be so f*cking proud.









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Comments

That little girl is the best thing I've seen all week. #videoonrepeat

Posted by: julia at November 18, 2011 3:59 PM

So, Demi and Ashton are getting divorced. I’m trying really hard to care.

I don't think you're trying very hard at all. I'm saying that as a negative thing, mind you.

I'm just calling you a lying liar.

Posted by: Ghisent at November 18, 2011 4:04 PM

I don't know about the urban myth that is "Vagina Dentata", but that pic of Ashton and Demi is concrete proof that teeth can be found in assholes.

Posted by: bleujayone at November 18, 2011 4:17 PM

The money in Singapore is plastic, it is great. It is practically indestructible.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 18, 2011 4:29 PM

And all the effort she put into looking like a 20 something year old anorexic Hollywood has-been was for naught. Kudos on the teeth can be in assholes line! I give it a vote for best comment on here.

Posted by: gigi at November 18, 2011 4:30 PM

Hah! Now THAT, bleujayone, is going on Eloquent Eloquence. Surely.

Posted by: Lexie at November 18, 2011 4:32 PM

I hereby nominate bleujayone for next week's EE!

Posted by: mswas at November 18, 2011 4:32 PM

I second that nomination!

Posted by: ChickaBoom! at November 18, 2011 4:41 PM

The sidebar ad is for Christian Mingle. If I'm Christian and single, I can call. But what if "God's plan" for me is to die wizened, embittered, and alone? Who am I to question God's plan? It sounds like communism to me.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 18, 2011 4:51 PM

I quite liked Demi and Ashton together.

It's a problem and I'm working on it.

Posted by: Zirze at November 18, 2011 4:56 PM

Mrs. Julien:

A client of mine is "looking for someone" using Christian Mingle so I had a look once in her office. It's really scary stuff. Their dating tips are mostly concerned with helping single Christian men figure out if the girl is right: for instance, does she acknowledge the man as a the head of house; does she make decisions on her own; does she take your guidance on matters of faith, etc.

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 18, 2011 5:51 PM

JR, Janice is one of my fave muppets, too (for sure-a-ly), which is why I was heartbroken when I realized that Cheryl Burke from Dancing with the Stars looks exactly like her!* My friends and I call her Muppet Head now, as we're not too fond of her. Unfortunately, this has twined them together inextricably in my mind, and I can't think of one without the other anymore. It's highly tragic.

*Yes, I realize that this story gives away the fact that I occasionally watch DWTS. Shaddup.

Posted by: noodlestein at November 18, 2011 6:04 PM

Thanks for the link! Much appreciated.

Posted by: Marco Mahler at November 18, 2011 6:28 PM

I've been told I make a delicious Roast Hobo with Twice Baked Yams, but that's more of an Easter dinner at the Groundloop compound.

Posted by: Groundloop at November 18, 2011 7:27 PM

Mine is an evil laugh.

Posted by: clancys_daddy at November 18, 2011 7:56 PM

See...it's not just the maniacal laugh, it's the look of pure evil delight on her face that makes this kid a contender as a supervillain. And I totally want to be her henchwoman.

Posted by: Joker at November 18, 2011 7:56 PM

Hey JoRo! That's not Leia marrying Vader that slavegirl has antennas.

And you call yourself a geek....

Posted by: logan at November 18, 2011 8:08 PM

Those aren't antennas - those are Slave Leia's bun holders. HA HA!

Posted by: Melissa at November 18, 2011 9:38 PM

Hate to say it, but those Canadians are a bit slow. We've had plastic notes since 1998 down under. (The Canucks are using our technology).

The best thing about them was that for a number of years you could shrink the notes in the oven or the microwave and it was still considered legal tender!

I hated using American money when I was travelling in the US, you had to always pull it out to figure out which amount was which and you were showing everyone how much money you had on you. Different coloured notes etc make it easier to just get the exact amount you need. Why is there such resistance in the US to the old ways and one of the easiest paper money to counterfeit?

Posted by: noo at November 18, 2011 10:28 PM

Bleujayone, you win the comemnst this week.

Posted by: The Wanderer at November 19, 2011 9:33 AM

Demi and Ashton worked so well together. It was nice of them to only fuck up two families instead of four.

Good things never last, ,momma always told me.

*sigh*

Posted by: , at November 20, 2011 12:01 PM

Yup, plastic money is awesome.

Posted by: Joyeetargh at November 20, 2011 11:34 PM

And you can surf with it!

Posted by: Ender at November 22, 2011 7:03 AM