Demi And Ashton Get Divorced. Aw, I Guess Douchebags Aren't Forever.
Happy Friday my darlings!! I loved this article on Ten Moments Of Implied Violence. My brain didn't remember that so many of these had taken place off screen. My ghoulish imagination must have filled in the gaps. (Den of Geek)
Oh, Canada. What is going on with this new plastic currency? (LA Times)
That's okay, Canada's weirdness has nothing on our very own homegrown insanity. A woman is already in line for Black Friday. Like, she's camping out for a week to get the best sale prices. Do you not have a home, woman? WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE YAMS? (Consumerist)
Over in Germany they've channelled their weirdness into this very cool if mildly impractical roller roaster walkway. I'm wondering who is going to be the first idiot to die from trying to climb the loop-de-loop. (Kuriositas)
Whereas in Luxembourg, they've made a "park" out of this old steel mill. It's the most depressing park I've ever seen. Soviets had cheerier parks. (This Is Colossal)
And, finally, we complete our world tour with this Swiss artist who makes phenomenal sculptures out of car parts. That Samurai MUST be mine. (Marco Mahler)
Speaking of warriors, nothing says true love like Jedis and Siths, right? A Bay Area couple got dressed in black and brown robes and stalked around Muir Woods to take these kind of adorable engagement phtoos. (Michael James Photography)
See, I like Star Wars and I like weddings, but I can't support what you're about to see. A bride and groom dressed as Slave Leia and Darth Vader. Um, you folks saw the movie, right? YOU KNOW HE'S HER FATHER, RIGHT? (Geeks Are Sexy)
Speaking of bad fathers, Dustin made a lovely little Move Dad Hall of Shame over on Uproxx. Oh you bet Sandler's on there. (Uproxx)
The cast of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory reunited at the Alamo recently for a screening of the film. Guys, Charlie Bucket has a moustache. My brain is having trouble processing this information. (Movies)
While we're on the subject of facial hair, I have held back on inflicting the Mousthair trend on you. If you don't want to know what it is, don't click this link. It is honestly terrifying. But the Ron Swanson gif one is sort of amazing. So. . .I have no choice. (Moustair)
As we all know, Ron believes in a steady diet of, well, meat. As unhealthy as that sounds, it's still more reasonable than Congress allowing tomato paste to count as a vegetable in school lunches. This way pizza and pasta are put in the "healthy" category. WHAT OBESITY PROBLEM? (MSNBC)
So, Demi and Ashton are getting divorced. I'm trying really hard to care. (Celebitchy)
Listen, I know Dustin has put a bit of a moritorium on all things Muppet, but I can't help it. I like this Muppet Alphabet. The art is cool and one of my favorite muppets, Janice, is on the J. Enjoy! (Flickr)
Speaking of Henson, have you seen his short film Idea Man? Delightful.
Finally, if my child ever makes this sound I'm going to be so f*cking proud.