Critics (Incorrectly) Rank the 10 Best Movies of 2013 So Far
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Critics (Incorrectly) Rank the 10 Best Movies of 2013 So Far

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | June 25, 2013 | Comments ()


Today's big news comes from the Supreme Court, which has basically ruled that RACISM IS DEAD! Cool. Could someone let Paula Deen and Kate Gosselin know? (Salon)

So blacks wait in line to vote almost twice as long as white because they want to? (WashPo)

After you've watched the "Mad Men" season six finale, read our analysis, and digested the season, you may have many unanswered questions. I also have many unanswered questions. (WG)

Encyclopedia Brown, the book series that honest-to-God turned me into a book lover, will be made into a movie, as Warner Brothers has picked up the rights. Now what kid is going to choose the books over the movie? Goddamnit, Hollywood. You ruin everything. (Vulture)

Hey! IMDb! That's not Alison Brie, you dolts. (Reddit)

Menstrual blood is art now. Happy? (Gawker)

Lisa Rinna Instagrammed herself as Marilyn Monroe. I really wish she hadn't. (DListed)

"OMG; whoa; what?; why?; I can't even; WORDS; and noooooo." That about captures the sentiment of this image. (GFY)

Nigella Lawson's husband wasn't choking her; he was picking her nose! Thank God! We can put that controversy behind us now. (Celebitchy)

Finally, some great news: Jonathan Levine's (Warm Bodies, The Wackness, 50/50) fantastic horror film, All the Boys Love Mandy Lane with Amber Heard has finally gotten a release date after sitting on the shelf for about 8 years. (Slashfilm)

Indiewire's Critic's poll ranks the 10 Best Films of the Year so far, and you can tell that no one from our site is on it because Spring Breakers is AT NUMBER THREE? (Mud would likely be my number one). (Indiewiere)

If you folks are jonesin' for more of our old friend Michael Murray, he has written about going gluten, wheat, and dairy free. What's left, Mr. Murray? WHAT IS LEFT? (Random House)

How slow a news day is it? So slow that Buzzfeed has rounded up a picture post of 82 Impossibly Beautiful Instagram Breakfasts. So, basically, my idea of social media hell. (Buzzfeed)

Finally, Rob Hunter's DVD pick of the week is HANSEL AND GRETEL GET BAKED starring Lara Flynn Boyle. In related news: Rob Hunter is the best. (FSR)

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