Crank Up The Nine Inch Nails, Scarlett Johansson Slithers Into A 90s Goth Look
If, however, verbal sparring ain't your thing, maybe you should check out the fights of a more physical kind over on "Sons of Anarchy" tonight. Joel McHale will be starting his guest run so you "Community" fans can put a Band-Aid on your achey-breaky heart. (WG)
While io9 has their usual glossy gallery of the very "best" cosplay from New York Comic Con (Lady Loki!!!)...
...I found myself enjoying this "worst" gallery from Mashable much more. Oh, portly dudes of the world, you rock on with your spandex-clad selves. (Mashable)
And while we're scoping out some of New York's finest in costume, check out this super dorky old photo of architects dressed as their signature buildings. Mainly I think they look like Daleks, but I'm no expert. (Retronaut)
Horror fans, go ahead and shriek your approval for the Film School Rejects "Scariest Movie" bracket. (FSR)
I can't believe we haven't posted this yet on the site, but, while we're shrieking, check out the teaser trailer for Chloe Moretz's Carrie remake.
And, lucky you, I've got a double dose of "Everyone Is Terrible." First of all, there's a new Gap shirt with the slogan "Manifest Destiny." I'm guessing everyone involved in this terrible idea slept through 5th Grade history. (GOOD)
And, elsewhere in America, some students in blackface reenacted the Chris Brown/Rihanna beating for a...PEP RALLY. Because nothing says school spirit like domestic violence. (CNN)
Allegedly this photo of Scarlett Johansson is supposed to represent The 90s. I dunno, I think she looks like Caitlin Moran. Click on the link to check out Keira Knightley, Mia Wasikowska and Rooney Mara representing other decades. (Celebitchy)
Who's clamoring for a new Ernst Goes To... movie? Is it you? ARE YOU TO BLAME FOR THIS? (Variety)
Hungry? Why wait for a rum-soaked journey in the desert to enjoy these Fear And Loathing cupcakes? (Neatorama)
Better yet! Do I have to wait until Halloween to try these flesh worms made from bacon and other disgusting snacks? Cause I sorta want flesh worms for dinner. (Neatorama)
Dear Internet, stop lying and pretending Jurassic Park couldn't scientifically happen. You can take that and all your other "facts" and shove them. (io9)
Finally, it's what you've all been waiting for, a goofy excuse to ogle Caprica Six. I know you've been missing her.
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