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Courtney Stodden, 19, & Doug Hutcherson, 51, End Their Creepy Marriage: Love is Dead

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | November 4, 2013 | Comments ()


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November is here, which means your Facebook feed is gonna be full of people talking about NaNoWriMo. Here’s a list of many novels written during NaNoWriMo (including Wool!) that have been published with varying degrees of success. (Mental Floss)

Yeah I just made the mistake of watching Shia LaBeouf’s naked, thrusting ass in this Nymphomaniac clip. Since misery does indeed love company, you should do it too. (Film Drunk)

Nick Offerman calls Parks and Rec a “turgid boner.” You don’t take a throbbing boner away from the Thursday night lineup unless you’re NBC. (Warming Glow)

If I ever end up in a bar with Josh Brolin, I’m hightailing it out of there. This guy is so violent it’s scary. Who cares if he “hugs it out” after the fact? (DListed)

Hey Pacey fans: Joshua Jackson went shirtless on vacation where he thought deep shirtless thoughts during his shirtless balcony jaunt. (Go Fug Yourself)

pamelapl5.jpgPamela Anderson is very sore. She pulled off a 5:41 at yesterday’s NYC marathon. (People)

Miley Cyrus has a new man to fill up her “empty” & “boring” life of woe. (Celebitchy)

These character posters for The Desolation of Smaug are really something, right? I guess you have to be a Hobbit fan. (The Mary Sue)

Michael Fassbender’s penis talks back. (Grantland)

Does anyone fancy a glance at the new Django Unchained hardcover comic collection? (Slashfilm)

26 Reels (makers of short film Lessons) has a new project that would very much appreciate any dollars you can spare. (IndieGoGo)

Courtney Stodden, 19, and Doug Hutcherson, 51, have decided to end their marriage of 2 years. It’s not about love or lack thereof. They simply couldn’t score their own reality show. (Us Weekly)

Billy Corgan will soon have ownership stake in TNA Wrestling. Did you know I used to have a raging crush on Billy? Then he started whining about how the internet ruined music without realizing how lifeless his own music had become. Boner duly killed. (UnderScoopFire)

Helen Fielding almost certainly wants to run the Bridget Jones franchise into the ground. Luckily for fans of Bridge, the second movie did that already. (Vulture)

If you missed yesterday’s rare solar eclipse, here are some fantastic images from around the globe. (Buzzfeed)

In closing, this columnist confesses to recently masturbating to a video game avatar. Over and out and out. (Deadspin)

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa. She & her little black heart can be found at celebitchy.com.


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  • llp

    I read about the masturbator, and it was an emotional rollercoaster, man.

    At first I felt sad about his situation, and then laughed a bit, and at the end I was just a bit skeptical. I was surprised at the comments, at the chorus of "well, yeah, doesn't everybody?" I feel like I should insert some kind of meme here, but I am not sure which is appropriate.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Well at least in this case, love is dead >>> love is dad.

  • **I AM** NotTheOne

    HaHaHaHaHa!!!!

  • John G.

    if a creepy dork can't buy a trophy bride and make it work anymore, I mean, what's left to believe in?

  • Mrs. Julien

    My sympathy for Ms. Stodden is in direct proportion to how vile a human being I consider her predator Doug Hutcherson, may he rot in hell. When I look at her, all I see is a broken child and I just can't make jokes. I sincerely hope she is able to get some therapy and move in a healthy direction in her life.

  • Ben

    I know I'm gonna regret asking this and it will make me hate people.

    ... but what happened? I've never heard of these two till this post?

  • PDamian

    I so desperately want to see her parents behind bars. Those vultures sold their minor child to a predator for a little cash and fame -- and while they seem to have generated plenty of fame, it doesn't appear that anyone at all made much cash off that vile transaction. Ms Stodden appears to have escaped one of her abusers, but she won't be free until she gives her parents the slip.

  • Leland Eidson

    Hey Pacey fans: Joshua Jackson (RIP)went shirtless on vacation where he thought deep shirtless thoughts during his shirtless balcony jaunt.--There you go, fixed that for ya.

  • If Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutcherson couldn't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us??

  • Mrs. Julien

    Why, why did I click the last link? Security will be here presently. They're going to take my laptop and escort me out.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I don't think I can click on most of these links, aside from The Hobbit. But I am half curious if the "couldn't score their own reality show" refers to actually writing the music for it.

  • BWeaves

    Partial solar eclipses happen all the time. They just don't tell you about them, so you don't go looking directly at the sun like an idiot. I have yet to see a photo of this so called "rare" eclipse that shows me something rare. Every single photo I've seen has been a run of the mill regular partial eclipse.

  • I have special dark glasses specifically designed for staring straight at the sun in order to see eclipses. Nerdcore is just how I roll.

    Watching the transit of Venus in 2012 was something phenomenal, won't happen again for a century.

  • alwaysanswerb

    BBC says:

    "This solar eclipse was a rare occurrence in that it was "hybrid" - switching between an annular and total eclipse.

    In a total eclipse, the Moon completely covers the sun, while
    an annular eclipse occurs when the Moon is at its farthest from the
    Earth and does not block out the Sun completely, leaving a halo of
    sunlight still visible around the Moon."

  • BWeaves

    I have yet to see a photo of this hybrid. All I've seen is the more comment partial eclipse.

    I also have special eclipse glasses from the 1999 eclipse in Turkey. They haven't been useful since then, unfortunately.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I was wondering what made this one different, so thanks for always answering...

  • Protoguy

    I've seen pics of it and it is a bit different.

  • Parsnip

    Many years ago I had friends that positively lusted (and possibly other things) over Lara Croft.

  • Well Tooms had no need for her anyway, her liver was probably already shot.

  • VonnegutSlut

    Man, you are quick on the draw, SLW--you already beat me to the obligatory X-Files reference.

    And with that I'll just be making sure all of my A/C vents, windows, basement & ceiling access points, dryer vent and toilets are double secure, lest Tooms creep in now that he's on the prowl again.

  • BlackRabbit

    Checked under your bed?

  • emmelemm

    It's better to be safe than sorry. RIGHT?

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