Courtney Stodden, 19, & Doug Hutcherson, 51, End Their Creepy Marriage: Love is Dead
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Courtney Stodden, 19, & Doug Hutcherson, 51, End Their Creepy Marriage: Love is Dead

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | November 4, 2013 | Comments ()


November is here, which means your Facebook feed is gonna be full of people talking about NaNoWriMo. Here’s a list of many novels written during NaNoWriMo (including Wool!) that have been published with varying degrees of success. (Mental Floss)

Yeah I just made the mistake of watching Shia LaBeouf’s naked, thrusting ass in this Nymphomaniac clip. Since misery does indeed love company, you should do it too. (Film Drunk)

Nick Offerman calls Parks and Rec a “turgid boner.” You don’t take a throbbing boner away from the Thursday night lineup unless you’re NBC. (Warming Glow)

If I ever end up in a bar with Josh Brolin, I’m hightailing it out of there. This guy is so violent it’s scary. Who cares if he “hugs it out” after the fact? (DListed)

Hey Pacey fans: Joshua Jackson went shirtless on vacation where he thought deep shirtless thoughts during his shirtless balcony jaunt. (Go Fug Yourself)

pamelapl5.jpgPamela Anderson is very sore. She pulled off a 5:41 at yesterday’s NYC marathon. (People)

Miley Cyrus has a new man to fill up her “empty” & “boring” life of woe. (Celebitchy)

These character posters for The Desolation of Smaug are really something, right? I guess you have to be a Hobbit fan. (The Mary Sue)

Michael Fassbender’s penis talks back. (Grantland)

Does anyone fancy a glance at the new Django Unchained hardcover comic collection? (Slashfilm)

26 Reels (makers of short film Lessons) has a new project that would very much appreciate any dollars you can spare. (IndieGoGo)

Courtney Stodden, 19, and Doug Hutcherson, 51, have decided to end their marriage of 2 years. It’s not about love or lack thereof. They simply couldn’t score their own reality show. (Us Weekly)

Billy Corgan will soon have ownership stake in TNA Wrestling. Did you know I used to have a raging crush on Billy? Then he started whining about how the internet ruined music without realizing how lifeless his own music had become. Boner duly killed. (UnderScoopFire)

Helen Fielding almost certainly wants to run the Bridget Jones franchise into the ground. Luckily for fans of Bridge, the second movie did that already. (Vulture)

If you missed yesterday’s rare solar eclipse, here are some fantastic images from around the globe. (Buzzfeed)

In closing, this columnist confesses to recently masturbating to a video game avatar. Over and out and out. (Deadspin)

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