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Claire Danes Comes Out In Support of Plastic Surgery. Well, This Photo Makes A Lot More Sense Now.

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (43)



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My dears, collective nouns are the best, don’t you think? I’ve had a fascination with them ever since I read James Lipton’s book, “An Exaltation of Larks.” (James Lipton? Oh yes, my friends, that James Lipton) Seriously, though, an “Ostentation of Peacocks” a “Romp of Otters”? Adorable. I’ll call you a “Snark of Pajibans” until you come up with something better. Someone must have told reader cap about my secret obsession because he(?) sent me this amazing link of Collective Noun Prints. I want to paper my walls with them. (Woop Studios)

But I’ll leave some room on my walls for these terrific fan-designed X-Men: First Class posters which were made in response to the stupid ones released by the studio. How, exactly, do you f*ck up Fassbender and McAvoy, you idiots? (The Mary Sue)

Speaking of my favorite mutants, some creative type has drawn various X-Men into some classic comedy scenes. Gourd bless Paul Tassi at Unreality for wading through all the emo/cutter stuff on deviantART to find these gems. (Unreality)

Look! An incredible ye oldey timey Lloyd Dobbler shirt!!! Quick, buy it for Dustin and then convince him it’s not too hipster for him to wear. (Threadless)

First, lettuce discuss my dismay that not only is there an SAT essay question about reality television, but that, in the wake of criticism, the test makers are defending its inclusion. Secondly, please take a moment to admire the way this NYT reporter let the final quote of the article speak (haltingly) for itself. (NYT)

Also, do you ever feel like pop culture, in an attempt to be as meta as possible, is starting to devour itself? Check out this particularly inhumane centipede: Segment One: Jimmy Fallon; Segment Two: Jimmy Fallon’s Bob Dylan Impersonation; Segment Three: Jimmy Fallon singing the theme song to “Charles in Charge” in the style of Bob Dylan. I mean, I laughed, but I’m a little horrified. (Warming Glow)

Should our society ever end up literally devouring itself in a Zombie Apocalypse, here is a helpful infographic on how to arm yourself. (Geekologie)

I’m sort of with Claire Danes on this one. I understand why women (and men) in Hollywood get plastic surgery. I just think the risk factor of ruining your face is SO high. And I love Claire Danes’s little face. I hope she never touches it with needle or knife. (Celebitchy)

Are you all excited for March Madness, my dears? No? Come on! Well if you dislike sports, you may want to check out this Sci-fi Movie March Madness bracket. Unfortunately, the first round pit one of my favs, Stargate, against the juggernaut that is Star Wars. My brain wants to make a Darth Spader joke, but it’s Friday, so I don’t have it in me. (io9)

Star WarsStargate…”Star Trek”! This link is about “Star Trek”! Specifically, some woman wailing out the “Star Trek” theme on a saw. Yawrp, a saw. Check it out. (Topless Robot)

In, “It Seems Like Science Fiction But It Isn’t” News, apparently the moon is gonna by humongo tonight. “Humongo” is a very advanced scientific term, in case you were wondering. (Slate)

The beauty of these montage videos is how they highlight themes within a director’s body of work. This one features the work of the great Danny Boyle. And you know what? I love all these movies. Yup, even the mawkishly sentimental one with the Scottish kid who hallucinates saints. Yup, even the one with Cillian Murphy in space. Yup, even the one with Leo on tha-nope. Not that one. I still hate that one.

Earworm warning. I mean it. Reader paultera sent this to me yesterday and I’ve been singing it ever since. I sang it in the drugstore. You don’t want to be caught singing it in the drugstore. It’s a great response to that bosomy UCLA racist who complained about Asians in the library. The tune is catchy, the harmonies are pleasing, but, seriously, these are not words you want to be caught singing while trying to buy shampoo. So…I WARNED YOU.

Joanna Robinson is literally singing that d*mned song as she types this. If you have suggestions on how she can get it out of her head, send them to godtopuswept@gmail.com or follow her @quityourJRob.









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Comments

Totally off topic - Mr. Julien and I are re-watching Lost so I've been perusing some of Dan's recaps and our comments. It is AMAZING how I manage to be simultaneously high and mighty, occasionally pretentious, and almost completely wrong. We were impassioned people.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 18, 2011 1:54 PM

I decided to love James Lipton when, on "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me," he invented a new collective noun: a "pretension" of NPR listeners.

Posted by: JLP at March 18, 2011 1:57 PM

"Easy Lover"

Posted by: Jay at March 18, 2011 1:59 PM

My parents actually own the Lipton book and I recognized the title when it was first connected with him.

It would seem my pretention is not limited to Lost recaps, but that is a surprise to no one.

And then I feel pretentious for having the audacity to assume that I am "known" and recognized across threads. In my defense, the sheer, almost inconceivable, number of my comments would render me recognizable to regular readers as they know to skip ahead if they see my nom de guerre. (All pretention in the word choice immediately preceding these parenthetical remarks is entirely intentional; moreover, reproduction of same without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is prohibited.)

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 18, 2011 2:05 PM

Mmm Hugh Dancy is pretty.

Posted by: figgy at March 18, 2011 2:09 PM

I have to have that Lloyd Dobler t-shirt RIGHT NOW.

Posted by: Mel C. at March 18, 2011 2:12 PM

1 out of 3 commenters on this thread agree, they are Mrs. Julien.

Posted by: Ian at March 18, 2011 2:41 PM

an Embarrassment of Pandas

Do you see?! Do you see what you've done to these once proud creatures, jM?!

Posted by: branded at March 18, 2011 2:48 PM

I am opposed to all collective nouns until everyone changes the horrible "Huddle of Penguins" to mine:

A Prom of Penguins.

Posted by: W. E. Coyote at March 18, 2011 2:49 PM

I agree with the delusional super genius.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien As Well at March 18, 2011 2:53 PM

jM is guilty of victim shaming!

Among many, many other crimes.

Posted by: figgy at March 18, 2011 2:55 PM

A bloat of hippopotamuses? {hippopotami?} I protest! Hippos are one of my favorite animals. And they're not bloated. They can move super fast and kill you with one chomp.

Too bad those posters are a) expensive and b) in England.

Posted by: MM at March 18, 2011 2:55 PM

LIES! They have nothing to be embarrassed about. What happens between a girl and a panda in her basement with a paddle and Jodeci's "Freek'n You" playing in the background, is NATURAL. I don't care what those puritanical designers think.

Posted by: jM at March 18, 2011 3:08 PM

Mrs. Julien, I used to do that, then I realized that at least half of your comments poke my funny bone, so I should just learn to love the bombs, too.

And I really, really want those dual fan-made "This won't bring you peace/Peace was never an option" X-Men: First Class posters...

Posted by: RobP at March 18, 2011 3:10 PM

I've searched far and wide for something that could become my favorite string of words in the English language. Something filled to brimming with genius and profundity. I believe I have, at last, after 30+ years of seemingly fruitless questing, I have narrowed it down to three:

an Implausibility of Gnus

[single tear]

Posted by: Horvath at March 18, 2011 3:27 PM

Of course, that was supposed to say "thee," not "three," thereby ruining my entire post. My epiphany is rendered moot, my discovery ruined, and my shame hangs above me like a Damocles sword the size of a fucking hippo.

Shit.

Posted by: Horvath at March 18, 2011 3:31 PM

Point taken RobP.

Posted by: Someone found a way to shut Mrs. Julien up. at March 18, 2011 3:34 PM

Posted by: Horvath at March 18, 2011 3:31 PM

if it helps, Horvath, I was right there with you and your single tear, and didn't even notice the error. And I'm not even drunk!

(Yet.)

Posted by: Anna von Beav at March 18, 2011 3:56 PM

DON'T YOU PATRONIZE ME.

Posted by: Horvath at March 18, 2011 4:01 PM

"Easy Lover" worked, right?

Of course it did.

This has been a tough love lesson from your old Uncle Jay--Never ask someone to put another song in your head.

Posted by: Jay at March 18, 2011 4:13 PM

I'm totally not! That was among my THREE favorites (see what I did there?), ask JoRo! They were that, a bloat of hippos, and an unkindness of ravens. THEY WERE.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at March 18, 2011 4:16 PM

"Filthy husband-stealing whore" should ALWAYS precede Claire Danes.

I'm sure there's a rule somewhere.


/her kind could NEVER get with someone like Jordan Catalano

//Angela was a loser

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 18, 2011 4:20 PM

Madam von Beav, while your punnery feels like a second stab into my shameful heart, your sentiment is kind.

For that, I think thee.

Posted by: Horvath at March 18, 2011 4:22 PM

Curses!

THANK, not think.

FUCKSOCKS.

Posted by: Horvath at March 18, 2011 4:23 PM

Jimmy Wong is f*ckin' adorable. Ching Chong baby.

Posted by: Drake at March 18, 2011 4:23 PM

A Scathe of Pajibans.

Posted by: The Wanderer at March 18, 2011 4:28 PM

As if.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 18, 2011 4:30 PM

And Dustin -

A Scathe of Pajibans

That's your t-shirt right there.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 18, 2011 4:32 PM

It appears that dyslexia is my affliction du jour, because I originally read that as "A Scythe of Pajibans."

Posted by: Horvath at March 18, 2011 4:40 PM

Potato/Potahto Horvath

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 18, 2011 4:53 PM

Man, Danny Boyle makes great films. And that "Cillian Murphy in space" one is awesome if you haven't seen it. I've seen it 3 or 4 times now and love it a little more each time.

Posted by: Slash at March 18, 2011 4:58 PM

"ever since I read James Lipton’s book, “An Exaltation of Larks.” (James Lipton?...."

you will have to give the eloquent eloquence award to yourself this week....

Posted by: JuiceinLA at March 18, 2011 5:41 PM

I'm half tempted to post a racial slur on YouTube just so Jimmy Wong will serenade me.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at March 18, 2011 6:45 PM

well thank you for calling my gender into question, caspar weinberger would aprove
i will return as soon as the sun over scandinavia comes up again, so some time in july
the snark will howl at the full moon and tear apart studio whores wherever they find them

Posted by: Cap (m) at March 18, 2011 10:30 PM

Mr. Wong you can ching chong my ling long until I ting tong anyday!!!!

Posted by: shake at March 18, 2011 11:10 PM

The flap over the reality TV SAT essay question seems rather misplaced. The entire idea of the essay prompt and essay section of the SAT is to see how well a student can propose and defend a thesis, and everything needed to do so is contained in that prompt. The prompt need not be about a subject the student knows a lot about; in fact it is often better that they do not.

My essay prompt on the SAT II (I took mine before the essay section was included on the basic SAT) was something about competition in the vacuum cleaner industry. Not a subject I had ever given an ounce of thought, but using the information in the prompt and strong logic I got a perfect score on that section. Students complaining that the essay section is not about an important subject are missing the entire point of the essay section. The idea is to propose and defend a thesis; I did this without knowing a single example of the competitors in the vacuum cleaner industry, and these students can do the same without knowing the last winner of American Idol.

Posted by: Doucebag McGee at March 19, 2011 6:46 AM

Mr. Wong you can ching chong my ling long until I ting tong anyday!!!!

Posted by: shake at March 18, 2011 11:10 PM
---
There's a girl in my town, plays high school basketball, whose name is Ting Wong.

That's what I have stuck in my head now.

Posted by: , at March 19, 2011 11:00 AM

And shouldn't it be a Good/bad of Gnus?

Posted by: , at March 19, 2011 11:00 AM

hmmm, seems so.i love my boyfriend, i m almost 10years older than him....LOLi met him
via -----Eu Age Cupid .c 0;M---- it gives you a chance to make your
life better and open opportunities for you to meet the attractive young
man and treat you like a queen. i love that !Maybe you wanna check it
out or tell your friends--

Posted by: laneti at March 19, 2011 12:09 PM

God, Laneti, you're not making any sense at all. And you're boyfriend is just using you because you procure booze for him, you idiotic trollop.

Posted by: Horvath at March 19, 2011 4:06 PM

I think I've found my husband with whom I can make cute Asian babies with.

Posted by: denesteak at March 19, 2011 7:09 PM

I read on one of the boards that the Asian mob is now putting a hit out on that Alexandra Wallace girl and she's shut down her Twitter and Facebook. I wouldn't want her killed, maybe just punched in one of her fake tits so it gets mooshed like unrisen bread dough.

Posted by: scorzi at March 25, 2011 2:16 AM

We are the whores, doing it all, just for the money, bearing all manner of degradation and disrespect, all ridicule and reviling to make the money

Posted by: Properties at May 14, 2011 9:29 PM