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By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | March 4, 2014 | Comments ()


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Scarlett Johansson is pregnant, and I think we’re all in agreement that the pregnancy has to be written into Avengers 2, and that it should involve an Alien-like womb creature. (Slashfilm)

I don’t subscribe to the True Detective’s Rust Cohle suicide theory, but that doesn’t mean I won’t explore it in detail. (Uproxx)

Kim Novak’s appearance at the Oscars provoked a lot of response, most of it negative, because we are a cruel, superficial lot. At least Matthew McConaughey acquitted himself well. The rest of us? We should probably feel ashamed of ourselves. (Slate)

Only an hour after praising Mike Ryan’s interviewing skills, he goes and NEARLY KILLS JEFF GOLDBLUM. Ironically, it would’ve made for a really good story. (HuffPo)

With all this fuss over Lupita and JLaw at the Oscars, we’ve totally forgotten about Christina Hendricks. This photograph of her from the Vanity Fair Oscar party may refresh your memory (and your LIONS). (DListed)

There are times when it’s OK to sing “Let It Go,” from Frozen. There are other times when it’s not. I don’t want to spoil this for you, but trust me on this link: Your laughter will be drowned out by your sobs. (The Mary Sue)

Speaking of the Oscars, I totally missed Margot Robbie, too, probably because I didn’t recognize her with her clothes on, or as a brunette. (GFY)

And this is how Harry Potter should’ve ended. (Unreality)

How did Ellen Degeneres deliver the highest rated Oscar telecast in a decade? We’ll let JoRo tell you. (Vanity Fair)

Chelsea Handler would never pass up a perfect opportunity to make a racist joke AND plug her new book simultaneously. (Celebitchy)

But when it comes to insanely racist headlines, the Daily Breeze takes the crown, puts it on, and dances Gangnam Style on the red carpet of good taste. (Crushable)

The Divergent author reviews the Divergent films. (FSR)

Guys, Emilia Clarke is so petite. She’s gorgeous AND pocket-sized. (LaineyGossip)



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  • Ben

    So who the fuck is Chelsea Handler?

  • Arran

    I sure did feel that picture of Christina "Hendrix" in my "lions".

  • Bob Genghis Khan

    You know, Chelsea Handler can just go right ahead and fuck off. She isn't half as funny as she appeared to be when she was new on the scene, or a quarter funny as I imagine she believes herself to be. Tweeting racist shit just to get your name in the headlines is abhorrent, shameless behavior, and because she thinks she is some Deadpan genius, I imagine she'll respond to this press with more of the same.

  • BlackRabbit

    Just have an after-credits scene of Widow getting injured by Ultron as a way to set up the Avengers film. She's recovering and providing support via comminications for the team, thusly they don't have to show her baby-belly.

    Or slightly alter and dig into glorious Avengers history and have her get mind-whammied, knock boots with and get impregnated by her own future child. You know, whatever works.

  • Joe Grunenwald

    Don't you take Carol Danvers's most fucked-up storyline away from her!

  • A. Smith

    I'm trying to remember (and I don't know if this is continuity or not), in the 90's cartoon Carol Danvers was introduced as a vengeful spirit in the mind of Rogue as a result of using her power leaching too long. Are you telling me there's more to that story than just that?

  • Ben

    Wait didn't that happen in x-men too? Shit did marvel to do mind whammy future pregnancy story lines?

  • BlackRabbit

    She DID have a later scene where she took the Avengers to town for that storyline, so it ended decently.

  • Paddington

    I didn't know Chelsea Handler had a thing about making racist jokes but from reactions apparently this is something that is widely known about her. She should bait someone into calling her old or an hag so people can focus on that. Or does Sarah Silverman only get that treatment?

  • kirbyjay

    Chelsea Handler? Not funny, never has been, must be fucking someone.

  • Tinkerville

    Christina Hendricks could wear a burlap sack and still look better than I will ever look in the entirety of my life.

  • kirbyjay

    For such a beautiful women, she has the worst taste. Get thee to a stylist Miss Gorgeous ChiChis.

  • NateMan

    Ahem... Did I or did I not call ScarJo being knocked up in last week's discussion of access to celebrity kids by the paparazzi? My ability to tease out plot points in media has now progressed so far that I can even do it for celebrities in real life!

    The real question is how I use this power for evil....

  • emmelemm

    And, more importantly, profit.

  • NateMan

    No, I hold evil in higher esteem than profit. However, they're often intertwined so I'm going to assume my evilness makes me money in some way.

  • BWeaves

    I feel bad for Kim Novak. She was damned if she did and damned if she didn't. She's 81. Even if she did absolutely nothing, she would have gotten slammed for not looking like her hot self 60 years ago.

  • ed newman

    But I don't think it was 100% about her looks. She was a mess in about every way. Her voice, her reading, and of course her obviously botched surgery. It was a pity they chose to have her present because she didn't seem up to it. And she came across like the sister of that poor woman who was actively having surgery to look like a cat. If she had looked a natural 81 or even 91 and held it together on the podium I think little or none of the backlash would have happened, and we certainly would not be talking about it days later. I don't remember this kind of discussion over Gloria Stuart or Jessica Tandy.

  • kirbyjay

    I hate when the Oscar's trot out old stars who are not up to it. I don't give a diddly what they look like, it's the fact that they seem bewildered that bothers me.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I agree. I think it was more about her not looking put together, but my first thought when I saw her was "couldn't someone have fixed your hair before you went onstage?"

  • "...we’re all in agreement that the pregnancy has to be written into Avengers 2, and that it should involve an Alien-like womb creature." If you do that, it'll only mean another terrible round of 'is Joss Whedon -really- a feminist' arguments and I'm pretty sure that horse has been beaten to death already.

    That DListed article seems unnecessarily mean.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I think "unnecessarily mean" seems to be the operating principle of DListed.

  • BlackRabbit

    Agreed. It went past catty to hyena.

  • BWeaves

    SPOILERS, I guess. I made it through about 15 seconds of the "When Not To Sing Let It Go" video and then they had to go and show Artax. NOOOOOOOOOO!

  • PerpetualIntern

    I saw someone mention Artax in the comments, and thus will not be watching the video. I STILL can't handle that scene and will change the channel if the movie is on TV.

  • Tinkerville

    At first I thought you were including a spoiler alert for Neverending Story and I loved that you were including that for a 1984 movie.

  • Ian Fay

    http://youtu.be/wbUpGoOjFWw

    Also, I stand by my opinion that Emilia Clarke is substantially hotter as a brunette.

  • NateMan

    Most white women are! Case in point: Emma Stone. I know she was born blonde, but that girl ain't supposed to be blonde.

  • alwaysanswerb

    Counterpoint: Margot Robbie.

  • Guest

    Second.

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