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Christina Hendricks Looks Ready For, Um, Sexy Surgery? Sexy Murder? Sexy Dust Inspection?

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (25)

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Greetings my Dapper Drapers and Heavenly Holloways. I made a big mistake yesterday, huge. I pimped the lovely Janna O’Shea for the “Mad Men” Casting Contest because I didn’t know that two of our very own Pajibans had entered. Well here they are. (Seriously they are lookers.) So cast your vote for either the Joan-ish Skyler Durden or the Peggy-ish (but prettier) Tammy. You can vote once a day EVERY DAY until September 9. So go, what are you waiting for? And then tell the ladies how pretty they are in the comments.

Speaking of Joan Holloway, the buxom Christina Hendricks is just one of a slew of ladies Dustin has rounded up in this “Beautiful Celebrity Women In Uncomfortable Poses.” Some Pajibans have already pointed out that there are several yoga poses in this gallery, but I say it’s worth a look for Heather Graham’s Downward Facing Boob Frog Pose alone. (Uproxx)

And while we’re on the subject of the ladies of “Mad Men,” several of you sent me this link wherein the actor who plays young Bobby Draper on the AMC show talks a wee bitty bit of sh*t on January Jones. You guys know me so well. He doesn’t call her a monster or anything. But I think we can all agree she totally is. (Celebitchy)

Several of you also sent me this story about Ryan Gosling breaking up a street fight with, as FilmDrunk calls it, “half a hug.” I have to admit, I’m a little dubious about this story not because I don’t believe in the healing power of the Baby Goose, but because I watched the video several times and never saw a clear shot of his face. You decide. (FilmDrunk)

I have NO trouble, however, believing that Kate Winslet carried Richard Branson’s 90-year-old mother from a burning building. She probably did it while reciting a Shakespeare sonnet backwards…in heels. Thanks, Fracas. (Cinematical)

Speaking of sexy ladies, check out this chica in a Gameboy swimsuit. I read somewhere that if you press ↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A, Start, you get slapped in the face. (Unreality)

And while this pretty girl in an R2D2 helmet might get your motor running, may I suggest these supremely weird ankle sex patches if you want a guaranteed result. SUPREMELY WEIRD. (GizMag)

Don’t worry, the vibrating ankle patches won’t get you pregnant, but if you should find yourself in the family way, please remember this story of how you can exploit Tolkien to get your little Hobbit to sit down, shut up and eat his/her breakfast. (Baby Center)

The Forbes Top Earning Celebrity Couples probably have a fleet of nannies to do their Tolkiening for them. Also? Good thing the Smiths, Jada and Will, didn’t make this list because word on the $treet$ is that they are no longer a couple. (Evil Beet)

Speaking of vats of money, Malcolm Gladwell has a theory on the NBA lockouts and how it’s linked to a phenomenon where those who own something of great value (e.g. a sports team) derive more pleasure in the power of ownership (aka d*cking with your hopes, dreams, and sporting events) than they do in the profitability of that possession. It’s kind of a sports article, is my point. I try, you guys, I try. (Grantland)

But no matter how many pots of gold we here at Pajiba make, we will always have our annual company picnic here at Bamboo Gardens. I mean, look at their website, can you blame us? (Bamboo Gardens)

Finally, to all our Canadian readers mourning the passing of Jack Layton I want to express my sincerest condolences. It’s rare (at least in our country) that a politician receives such a sincere outpouring of love from his constituents. He must have been a rare breed. H/T llp. (CBC)

To help the healing begin, we start today with the official video for OK Go’s cover of “The Muppet Show” theme song. It’s damn adorable.

And, finally, Pinky McLadybits and Paultera both sent me this lovely video that has INFOGRAPHICS about JURASSIC PARK. Seriously, you guys get me. You really do. And I love you all.

Raptor from Tal Moskovich on Vimeo.

Joanna Robinson is wondering if you forgot to vote for Skyler and Tammy. DO IT NOW.









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Comments

Christina Hendricks Looks Ready For That Dress To Bust Open and Major Spillage to Occur.

Posted by: Fredo at August 23, 2011 1:06 PM

I am super totally voting for them both BUT MOTHERFUCKER I WANT TO ENTER THIS IS BULLSHIT ONE OF YOU LET ME USE YOUR ADDRESS AND PASSPORT.

Posted by: Nadine at August 23, 2011 1:12 PM

THAT'S SKYLER DURDEN !?!? HOTT!!

Posted by: MissRos at August 23, 2011 1:33 PM

Ghost lap dance?
Flashdance?

Posted by: Protoguy at August 23, 2011 1:34 PM

Jack truly was a rare breed. Kudos for the shout out.

Posted by: Bert at August 23, 2011 1:47 PM

And, finally, Pinky McLadybits and Paultera both sent me this lovely video that has INFOGRAPHICS about JURASSIC PARK. Seriously, you guys get me.

Curse your sudden but inevitable and entertaining infographics!

Posted by: branded at August 23, 2011 1:59 PM

I guess I didn't realize merely squatting down was deemed uncomfortable.

Posted by: Matt at August 23, 2011 2:01 PM

Pajiba love is the BEST kind of love!

Also, speaking of Betty Draper being a bitch, I have been rewatching the earlier seasons, and honestly, she is a deeply interesting, textured, conflicted character. Too bad Weiner decided to turn her into such a cunt.

Posted by: Skyler Durden at August 23, 2011 2:25 PM

I'm trying to vote for both you ladies, and even signed up with AMC, but it keeps telling me I need to log in... but I AM LOGGED IN!!!

Also, that's Astor Place in New York. Ryan Gosling was on a street corner that I walked past basically every single day when I lived in New York... I am kicking myself right now for moving out of the city.

Posted by: denesteak at August 23, 2011 2:38 PM

Thanks JR. Jack Layton was a charming, charismatic and joyful man. He was deeply committed to making Canada, and the world, a better place - he was admired by Canadians of all political persuasions and has been honoured with a state funeral.

Posted by: llp at August 23, 2011 2:42 PM

Hand to God, I have met the man that invented that supremely weird ankle stim thingie.

About eight years ago I was working at a liquor store in Dallas, and this guy would come in once a week or so and I would sell him his, whiskey, I think. Anyway, one day he starts telling me about this device that makes a woman's orgasms stronger. ("WTF," I think. "Why is he telling me this? This is wildly inappropriate.") He shows me the device, which looks just like the one in the picture, and asks me to take it home, try it out, and THEN TELL HIM ALL ABOUT MY ORGASMS.

Ewww, gross! Uhm. No. Hell no. First of all, who does that? Who asks some random woman to try this out and then tell the tale? Second, what woman would agree? Third, it just screamed "scam." You put these things on your ankles and then woo hoo!? I mean, I looked around for a camera because he had to be joking, or else he was a total perv and got his jollies asking women about theirs.

I received a lot of weird propositions at the liquor store, and even met Jesus (She's black. And a lesbian.) but that one is right at the top.

Posted by: Shonda at August 23, 2011 2:49 PM

Re: the ankle stimulation thing, this is so weird, but I distinctly remember listening to an LA-based morning radio show and somehow, the wacky DJs had a couple of them. While on the air, natch, they had their two female coworkers put them on, and then described the ladies' reactions as they sat there in the studio, being...stimulated.

I feel scarred. No one should remember a radio gag with that much clarity.

This is back when wacky morning DJs could be shocking, before Janet's boob forced radio to clean up their acts. It had to have been nearly 10 years ago, but I will never forget it.

Posted by: Skyler Durden at August 23, 2011 3:05 PM

Skyler and Tammy, you're both adorable. Although, I think Skyler has the edge on being in-character. If the Mad Men thing doesn't work out, give me a call. I'm sure my wife wouldn't mind. :-)

Posted by: NateS1973 at August 23, 2011 3:13 PM

Dear Skyler and Tammy (If I may be so familiar.):

I would not presume to choose between you (out loud, in public - I'm a coward.) I shall vote for each of you in turn, as soon as I figure out AMC's infernal registration / log-on / number of the beast system For Making Obvious Stuff Harder Than It Has To Be.(r)(tm)

Maybe if we can place enough double agents with attitude and taste within the media-industrial complex, we can subvert it.

Plus, pretty.

- Bierce

I assume either of you could play the hell out of whatever part they give you, just ... because.

- BA

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at August 23, 2011 3:26 PM

That Jurassic Park video is amazing...thank you

Posted by: Sarah at August 23, 2011 3:34 PM

A Sactown girl! Make us proud, Skyler.

Posted by: logar at August 23, 2011 3:37 PM

Maybe Weiner turned Betty into a cunt because JJ is a cunt? I, like you, thought she was a very interesting character in the beginning.

Posted by: stump at August 23, 2011 3:40 PM

I'm trying to buy the Christina Hendricks love, really I am, but I can't help but notice that there is a lot less Christina there in the sexy photo shoots than there are in candid shots and red carpet photos. I'm not saying she's not pretty, or that there's anything wrong with her figure. I'm saying that it sends a mixed message when you're claiming "curvy is beautiful" and the pictures look like they've been corseted and airbrushed into a whole new person.

Posted by: Craig at August 23, 2011 3:44 PM

I'm pretty sure she's doing some sexy caning. No, really it's a thing. I'd never just go with the cheap base double entendre.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at August 23, 2011 3:50 PM

Dayum, voted!

Pajiba's gotta be the sexiest website in the 'verse. Just all around.

Posted by: =DocDoom1= at August 23, 2011 3:51 PM

"Uncomfortable" is a matter of perspective here because I have done a lot of those poses when I'm simply stretching.

Posted by: Four Eyes at August 23, 2011 4:59 PM

Taken singly, those uncomfortable pose photos are pretty hot. Taken together, yeah, they are strikingly laughable.

That R2-D2 helmet rocks.

I enjoyed that Gladwell piece, and it's very much a sports article - moreso than the umpteenth opinion on who should go number one in your fantasy football draft that just reiterates the same points everyone already knows. Well done.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 23, 2011 6:48 PM

it’s worth a look for Heather Graham’s Downward Facing Boob Frog Pose the magnificent shoes on Jennifer Connelly alone.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at August 23, 2011 7:41 PM

That Muppet video just cheered me right up. I saw the giant Muppet movie poster at the theatre this weekend - I am so excited.

Posted by: llp at August 23, 2011 10:47 PM

You darling things, you. :) Thanks for the lovefest, you wonderful degenerates!!

Posted by: Tammy at August 24, 2011 2:01 AM