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Christina Hendricks Continues Her Campaign For Most Perfect Woman Ever. This Time With Scotch.

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (34)

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You know how certain Disney films get pulled from DVD circulation? Then you can’t buy them, can’t buy them, can’t buy them and then they’re re-released and you buy them ALL in a foamy spittle-flecked frenzy? No? Well then you won’t care that Warner Bros is doing the same thing for Harry Potter. (/Film)

Speaking of kids films, I highly recommend this art of Pixar book. Caution, I hear the first ten pages of the Up section will make you weep like a little girl. (Laughing Squid)

This father daughter Halloween costume, however, is the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. (So Geek Chic)

Speaking of costumes, there is a campaign telling folks it’s uncool to dress in blackface for Halloween. Anyone else sad that people need to be reminded of this? Anyone? (GOOD)

The Halloween episode of one of my favorite shows, “Happy Endings” is available online early and without commercials. Check out if this year’s costumes beat last year’s double Snooki. That’s not blackface, that’s orange face. (Yahoo)
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Sometimes I feel like I’m lacking certain adult know-how. That’s why this article on how to clean ALL the things in two hours is a new favorite of mine. Seriously, I’m going to try this. (Persephone)

Or I might just give up halfway through and drink ALL the things instead. Thanks, Lauren, for this uber klassy flask. (Sharing Machine)

Scenes from “Saved By The Bell” with Kanye West lyrics. This one’s for Courtney. (Uproxx)

This one? This one’s for me. Lovely shots of Christina Hendricks speaking about her love for scotch. Hate scotch, love The Hendricks. (Celebitchy)

Here is Hugh Jackman rehearsing for his new one man show and showing us ALL the sugar in his tank. (NY Mag)

This, this is why I don’t do cute animal videos, you guys. BECAUSE THEY’RE TEARING OUR NATION APART. (SMBC)
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The lovely Patty O’Green sent me these gifs which sum up each season of “Doctor Who” succinctly, if stroke-inducingly. (Violet Chaos)

The Film Experience has a great piece on the Academy Award-winning costumes from Coppola’s Dracula. Yes, easily the best part of the film. (The Film Experience)

It looks like the Murdochs may actually get some manner of comeuppance. I didn’t see that coming. (The Guardian)

Finally, I can’t solve a Rubik’s cube even if I give it my full, furrowed brow attention. This kid if nuts.









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Comments

This father daughter Halloween costume, however, is the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us.

Liar. Filthy, no good, liar.

/falls over from ovary pain

Posted by: Scully at October 25, 2011 1:06 PM

There was a Halloween episode of Happy Endings last year?!

Posted by: Whisker Basket at October 25, 2011 1:14 PM

In that Hugh Jackman video? The incredibly stunning brunette directly to his left in that initial line?

One of my bridesmaids.

Jealous?

Posted by: Patty O'Green at October 25, 2011 1:14 PM

Judging by Scully's comment, I'm glad my job blocked that site.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at October 25, 2011 1:19 PM

as if Christina Hendricks couldn't get more awesome. sheesh... if she'd talked about bourbon, i'd have passed out.

Posted by: lucas at October 25, 2011 1:19 PM

Look, if I'm dressing up as a Special Forces soldier for Halloween, you bet your ass I'm butting black on my face. Otherwise, I'd just look like a disembodied white head floating outside of your bedroom window and that's just plain creepy.

Posted by: admin at October 25, 2011 1:25 PM

That clean-your-house-in-two-hours needs some tweaking. My bedding alone, much less ALL my laundry, would not be washed and dry in two hours. Also, wouldn't you clean out litter boxes and rodent cages BEFORE you sweep or vacuum?

Posted by: Wednesday at October 25, 2011 1:26 PM

I think Allie Brosh's catch phrase has jumped ALL the sharks.

It's not just you, JRob. It's being overused everywhere on the internet. She needs to take a break from the book and give us something before the internet laps up her soul in her absence.

Posted by: Paultera at October 25, 2011 1:31 PM

It's just somewhat unfortunate that I almost focused as much on the Men's Health writer/editor combo that used "whiskey" when writing about Scotch as I did on the photos of Hendricks.

Posted by: Brenton at October 25, 2011 1:33 PM

Put away any food sitting out

Seriously?

Posted by: Jay at October 25, 2011 1:34 PM

I stopped reading at "....Ke$ha".

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 25, 2011 1:44 PM

Paultera Yes yes and yes!

Posted by: PerpetualIntern at October 25, 2011 1:55 PM

Johnny Walker? Really? The Red Label is piss. The Black Label is tolerable, but that barbarian drinks it with ice. The only thing you put into whiskey or whisky is spring water!

Posted by: FabMax at October 25, 2011 1:56 PM

@lucas. You and me both. I'm saving a reread of the article for my alone time.

Posted by: Groundloop at October 25, 2011 2:08 PM

Is there any company Christina Hendricks doesn't shill for?

Posted by: jet at October 25, 2011 2:15 PM

Is she still a bridesmaid, Patty, or is she a bride now? My jealousy will have to wait until I know.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at October 25, 2011 2:19 PM

Someone who can clean the whole house in two hours probably has both a small house and few people in it. With three kids, a dog, and a dirty husband it takes me a lot longer than that. I really should have a maid already. Someone get me one of those.

Posted by: pickled tink at October 25, 2011 2:25 PM

Pickled tink, um, yeah. I was thinking the same thing. Just the laundry alone, if I skip a day, would kill a normal person.

Posted by: Agogagogo at October 25, 2011 2:59 PM

Uh oh. FabMax has been hanging out with Jeff Winger again.

Posted by: Bert at October 25, 2011 3:03 PM

Yeah, that cleaning thing has the right idea, it's just totally in the wrong order, as if she's never actually done this in real life to see how little sense it makes.

I do follow a very similar style, but who doesn't pick up all their clutter and stuff BEFORE they clean the floors? Otherwise you're either vacuuming around junk and missing big spots, or you're picking it up and moving it and setting it back down again... which is dumb when you're going to come back later and put it away?

Also, unless you are a single person there is no way you can do more than a couple days' laundry in two hours. Regular wash cycle = 40 minutes, regular dry time = 45 minutes.

Girl, please.

Posted by: neurotica at October 25, 2011 3:05 PM

Hendricks the perfect woman? Au contraire: without major foundational support she slumps badly.

Posted by: Keith at October 25, 2011 3:05 PM

Really? She's being faulted for gravity?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 25, 2011 3:12 PM

I'm saying that without undergarments the equivalent of a Play-Do fun factory, she's not all that attractive.

There, I said it.

Posted by: Keith at October 25, 2011 3:33 PM

"these gifs which sum up each season of “Doctor Who” succinctly"

Where are all the other seasons? I only see the last six.

Posted by: TheOtherGreg at October 25, 2011 3:55 PM

Socrates, I'm still waiting on her boy to get a ring. He better hurry, too, since she gets to spend all day with Jackman...

TheOtherGreg, sorry, I'm one of those people that considers NewWho to be a separate, though relative entity. Not to discount the history of cheese and cheap aliens, mind you. To each their own.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at October 25, 2011 4:56 PM

There should be a Hendricks Law in the vein of Godwin's Law, that any mention of Christina Hendricks on the internet will inevitably lead to someone calling her a fat chick or finding the need to criticize her figure. Yeah BIG TITS NEED SUPPORT. We know. She only has a few years to make the most of her assets before they head for the basement, so I say GO FOR IT, sister!

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 25, 2011 5:10 PM

If you clean your house to Prodigy, like I did today, either it'll be clean in two hours, or it'll be a lot easier to say a defiant f*ck it if it isn't.

Posted by: ChickaBoom! at October 25, 2011 5:47 PM

I don't give a fuck what liquor Christina Hendricks or any other celebrity drinks.

But that pic of the double Snookis fills me with delight. They both look better than the actual Snooki.

Posted by: Slash at October 25, 2011 5:51 PM

I've never seen this double Snooki "Happy Endings" Halloween episode you speak of. Was it just some flashback in an episode, and I can't remember that scene?

Posted by: Klempenski at October 25, 2011 7:56 PM

cheese and cheap aliens

Yeah....that's all it was.

Posted by: Jay at October 25, 2011 8:03 PM

Dammit...she drinks my brand of scotch too? Is there no end to how far this woman will go to haunt my dreams?!!?!

Although, I'm with you on the rocks thing, FabMax. But spring water? How is that better than rocks? I'll take my scotch neat, thankyouverymuch.

And yes there are finer brands out there, but at least in these parts the brand you can consistently find everywhere is Johnny Walker.

Posted by: NateS1973 at October 26, 2011 12:52 PM

Oh, and thanks JoRo for shouting out to SMBC! Zach is one of the few on my daily reading list.

Posted by: NateS1973 at October 26, 2011 12:54 PM

ScarJo to Hendricks: Sit down, already.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at October 26, 2011 9:00 PM

If anyone is interested, CBC Radio-1 did an interview with the Rubik's Cube guy and is inviting people to post suggestions for future Rubik's challenges *obligatory 'Main Finger/Topwise mention*. I think it's being done via a show called As It Happens's FaceBook page, I don't know what to tell you from there since I'm not on FaceBook, so would likely make things worse if I continued from there. Word is, if he can find someone willing to train him, he would like to solve a Cube while jumping out of a plane--no takers thus far.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at October 26, 2011 9:14 PM