Chicks Play More Than Just Mind Games
Guess which offspring of Martin Sheen is embroiled in a scandal web spun of coke and porn? Did you say, "Not Emilio?" Here, you get a cookie. (Celebitchy)
Word is ABC is considering Minka "Duckface Lyla Garrity" Kelly for the new "Charlie's Angels" television show. They've also cast some hot blonde, but, in truth, I just want to talk about "Friday Night Lights." Crucifictorious for life! Kelly and hot blonde Rachael Taylor will join the previously cast Annie Ilonzeh and Robert Wagner, who will be voicing Charlie. (Warming Glow)
In exponentially cooler, more poetical TV news, ABC is producing a crime procedural, set in 19th century America, starring. . .wait for it. . .MASTER SLEUTH EDGAR ALLAN POE. (io9)
I'm trying not to be reactionary about this, but did you know that some folks think it's cool to take their children to a pole-dancing class? That's some "Toddlers & Tiaras" type garbage right there. (The Daily Femme)
On the flip side, the very cool Tom Abernathy, a writer for Halo and other games, has called for more video games with female protagonists. I like the cut of your jib, Mr. Abernathy. (Border House)
Are you guys getting ready for Superbowl Sunday? It's ::checks the interwebs:: only like a week or so away! Have you painted your mancave an appropriate shade of Gentle Fawn? In the interest of bringing you up-to-the-minute sports coverage, I, your intrepid link wench, have uncovered this very manly footage of pro-golfer Ben Crane and his workout regime. (Youtube)
Confidentially, my little cactus flowers, I prefer to use a trebuchet when smuggling drugs across the border. (CNN)
Speaking of drugs, please do gather any you might have on hand, fire up the lava lamp, turn on "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" and peep these too trippy to be true scientific/mathematical images. (Discover Magazine)
The more I wench, the more I discover that the internet is a truly weird place. Who builds an entire website dedicated to C-3PO Suicides? What is that about? But then again, the internet has also produced this Yoda as drawn by Dr. Seuss and it's as good as you're imagining. Nay, better. (The Mighty Adam)
I really don't understand how folks are impervious to the charms of Franco and Hathaway. Come onnnnnn, submit, allow yourself to be lured by the lethal levels of cute.
To counteract the cute, here's some classic curmudgeon for you. Okay, it's pretty cute too. An enterprising person has reimagined Pixar's Up as a 1960's Disney film. Spoiler alert, there's a photo album scene and it got dusty here in casa Link Wench for a second.
Joanna Robinson's sister is in labor. . .right. . .NOOOOW. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT. Trebuchet us some drugs, won't you? You can aim them here: email@example.com
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